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(The Local)   Swedish girls fight for the right to bare their boobs at public pools. "If boys don't have to wear bikinis, why should we?" they ask. The ball's in your court now, Equal Opportunities Ombudsman   (thelocal.se) divider line 217
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2007-09-20 12:08:42 PM
Hibno

Loled in class. You owe me the respect of my professor.
 
2007-09-20 12:08:50 PM
omega.cs.iit.edu

Free the Swedish foobies!
 
2007-09-20 12:09:00 PM
FeBolas: On a decent day on South Beach, it's about a 3:1 ratio of girls that you're happy you saw topless vs. are sad you saw topless. The topless grannies and fatties are there, but there are more than enough bare hotties to make it worthwhile.

You're right. Damn I miss Miami.
 
2007-09-20 12:09:57 PM
Someone post the Swedish girls from Beerfest.
 
2007-09-20 12:10:07 PM
FeBolas: cerberus9: Yeah. Every once in a while you hear from your friend's brother's friend's cousin that they actually saw a topless hot chick, but the ones you see shouldn't be walking around clothed, let alone with thier nasties flopping out.

On a decent day on South Beach, it's about a 3:1 ratio of girls that you're happy you saw topless vs. are sad you saw topless. The topless grannies and fatties are there, but there are more than enough bare hotties to make it worthwhile.


The beach eh? Hmmmm, maybe I'll have to check it out.

(Here they just flop 'em out wherever they want whenever they're in desparate need of attention. I've seen some things that would cause a preacher to renounce God.
 
2007-09-20 12:10:41 PM
This may come across as strange, but I do think you will get used to it regardless . . .

Meaning, if you are in a locale and everyone is topless, you get used to having boobies out in the open . . . it is no longer, no pun intended, titillating. A beautiful woman is still beautiful, but, as when clothed, you will judge it as all-encompassing, not just the breast.

Or, rational people do this . . . I hope.

Back to a previous comment, I was on a beach in Barcelona, lots of lovely topless, even more unlovely. And one 60-70 man in a thong-speedo.

No likey.
 
2007-09-20 12:11:01 PM
www.swedishmodels.net
 
2007-09-20 12:12:35 PM
i122.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-20 12:14:12 PM
I lived in Switzerland for a while, back in the '90s. I was working at CERN and lived in Meyrin, and would walk to work from the apartment I rented, past a public pool. The changing "room" was co-ed and had a roof, but no walls. There was a lot of grass around the pool area, too, perfect for lying and sunbathing. And the Swiss don't seem to have a problem with toplessness or total public nudity for that matter. Were there gross elderly and fat people running around naked? Sure. But let me tell you this, my friends: there were enough fine looking topless ladies in the teen-to-early thirties range to fill up the "spank bank" for years and years. Will I go to hell for the wicked things I thought about the group of 16-year-old topless girls who often picknicked near the path I walked? Yes, indeed. But it was worth it.

God bless you Switzerland; may Sweden follow your example.
 
2007-09-20 12:16:42 PM
1000Monkeys: Two female students are demanding their rights after they were banned from bathing topless at a swimming pool in Uppsala. If girls are forced to wear bikinis, boys should be too, one of the women told The Local.

So either girls go topless or men get an excuse to wear bikinis?


I know, win/win right?
 
2007-09-20 12:17:25 PM
Because it is the sickly heifers who will be baring their boobs, not the 19 year old hotties.
 
2007-09-20 12:17:39 PM

To all of you farkers getting your pantaloons in a twist over bare, bouncing bazooms, I say this:

You'll get over it
 
2007-09-20 12:18:12 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu:

The girls in Switzerland all come equipped with ABS.

/Ass Bigger than Shoulders
 
2007-09-20 12:18:50 PM
It's odd. Every girl at the pool between say, 15 and 25 are toned, muscular, skinny HOT girls. Who obviously workout and keep fit.

Every woman over the age of say, 35 are ugly, obese creatures.

I get the feeling I'd be barfing at the sight of multiple rapidly obese women nude.
 
2007-09-20 12:18:50 PM
Kome: These women are idiots, pure and simple. Goddamn, I'm all for looking at breasts (god bless foobies) but for the love of god, show some goddamn restraint and inhibition. There's no law saying that every guy at the beach/pool can't wear a speedo or thong, but you know why the ones that don't don't? Because they show some goddamn class, humility, and good judgement every now and then.

On behalf of all the straight guys & curious chicks on this thread I would invite you to have a large cup of STFU.
That is all.
 
2007-09-20 12:18:55 PM
Why keep your top on girls?

Well, I dunno, maybe to avoid attracting even more attention to yourselves from the roving 'immigrant' rape squads of peace (new window)


Ya know, cause, they can't be bothered to enforce the law over there or anything like that, or allow honest citizens to put down the rabid dogs in question when they pose a threat.

An Islamic Mufti in Copenhagen sparked a political outcry after publicly declaring that women who refuse to wear headscarves are "asking for rape." Apparently, he's not the only one thinking this way."It is not as wrong raping a Swedish girl as raping an Arab girl," says Hamid. "The Swedish girl gets a lot of help afterwards, and she had probably farked before, anyway.

\linked article is two years old, anyone know if it's gotten better or worse?
 
2007-09-20 12:19:09 PM
I am a muslim and i have absolutely no problems with this

/i like big butts more tho
 
2007-09-20 12:19:48 PM
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden thiŝ yër?
 
2007-09-20 12:20:46 PM
The buoyancy of the water negates gravity. A pool is one of the most pleasant and least sag-inducing places to be topless. And every girl need a little toplessness in her life.

I do not disagree with you, newmatic, and I understand the physics quite well. Was married for 22 years. However, "the sag factor" caused by age and gravity (especially if you go 'unrestrained' most of your life) could cause revulsion or embarrassment. Myself, I always wear a shirt at pool/seaside. Age and gravity has gotten to this ex-linebacker's physique. And seven spinal surgeries. So I cover my man-boobs and belly in consideration of others.
 
2007-09-20 12:21:13 PM
cerberus9: It's legal here in Canada (I *think*).



It is indeed!!
 
2007-09-20 12:21:15 PM
Swedes get a better reputation than they deserve.
I'll take a Danish woman over that any day.
 
2007-09-20 12:22:19 PM
Kome: How many people who barely show the sense enough to know their ugly ass body shouldn't be on display at a pool or beach do so with the current regulations?

I am in awe of the sheer arrogance needed to assume that people whom you don't find attractive should wear more clothing than everyone else just so you don't have to look at them.
 
2007-09-20 12:23:23 PM
Detroit_Bob: Because it is the sickly heifers who will be baring their boobs, not the 19 year old hotties

Was just in Cinque Terra in Italy. Mostly all the topless girls on the beach were young and fairly good looking. Seemed like they were also tourists (Germany, Australia). I only saw one topless grandma.
 
2007-09-20 12:23:59 PM
Kome: Imagine going to a pool and having Jabba the Inbred Mother of Two flashing her fat tits around blocking out the sun.

"Okay.... those are nice......... now roll em back up"
 
2007-09-20 12:24:08 PM
jake3988

It's odd. Every girl at the pool between say, 15 and 25 are toned, muscular, skinny HOT girls. Who obviously workout and keep fit.

Every woman over the age of say, 35 are ugly, obese creatures.


This is an epidemic in Russia and amongst Russian-Americans. Women in their 20s and early-mid 30s are incredibly hot for the most part, tall and fit and all about looking good. Then sometime around age 40 then go on a pilgrimage to some secret site where they lose six inches in height, gain 150 pounds and facial hair, and put on a velour tracksuit. There really is no visible transitional phase, it's amazing.
 
2007-09-20 12:24:17 PM
Disgruntled Postal Worker:
The girls in Switzerland all come equipped with ABS.

/Ass Bigger than Shoulders



thanks for the laugh
 
2007-09-20 12:24:38 PM
ciberido: Kome: How many people who barely show the sense enough to know their ugly ass body shouldn't be on display at a pool or beach do so with the current regulations?

I am in awe of the sheer arrogance needed to assume that people whom you don't find attractive should wear more clothing than everyone else just so you don't have to look at them.


They don't really mean it because it would require them, and roughly 90% of male farkers to spend the whole year covered from head to foot.

/Sorry I had to do it
//Too many posts about non anorexic people really annoy me...lets not call the kettle black....
 
2007-09-20 12:25:26 PM
God bless Americ..., er, Sweden.
 
F42
2007-09-20 12:26:55 PM
Their logic is incredibly flawed, but, Swedish boobies! Yay!
 
2007-09-20 12:27:02 PM
10 - for those in the, "Only hot women should be nekkid" crowd, I sort of agree with that sentiment. That's all I want to see, however, I understand that to get there, you've got to let the "not so hot" to "plain old fashioned ugly" do so as well and hope that social pressure stops them.
20 - HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
30 - 30 GOTO 20
40 - Repeat

Or some other lame basic code
 
2007-09-20 12:27:16 PM
I'm spending a pleasant moment thinking of swimming pools filled with floating bewbs.

I hope newmatic doesn't mind, but she is, in my mind at least, enjoying these water sports.


/liked Robin McKinley's version of Robin Hood.
 
F42
2007-09-20 12:27:30 PM
neonstz: two girls...

I demand a recount.
 
2007-09-20 12:28:41 PM
dfenstrate: Why keep your top on girls?

Well, I dunno, maybe to avoid attracting even more attention to yourselves from the roving 'immigrant' rape squads of peace (new window)


Ya know, cause, they can't be bothered to enforce the law over there or anything like that, or allow honest citizens to put down the rabid dogs in question when they pose a threat.

An Islamic Mufti in Copenhagen sparked a political outcry after publicly declaring that women who refuse to wear headscarves are "asking for rape." Apparently, he's not the only one thinking this way."It is not as wrong raping a Swedish girl as raping an Arab girl," says Hamid. "The Swedish girl gets a lot of help afterwards, and she had probably farked before, anyway.

\linked article is two years old, anyone know if it's gotten better or worse?


that is is a real SAD article.
 
2007-09-20 12:29:39 PM
Well I don't think she's a swedish girl but here's a pic for ya. Possible NSFW in play.

/wants to live in sweden and fark swedish girls.
 
2007-09-20 12:30:06 PM
Evilpoptart:

Except in South Beach and other places habituated by Snowbirds off the Canadian reservation or more by those wanton Europeans, mores are squarely against the exposure of female breasts -- despite because of our national obsession with these topographical features.

/FTFY
 
2007-09-20 12:32:28 PM
Ra_ 2007-09-20 09:01:23 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Mammary Overlords

Sorry, but most of us guys already pay homage to our Mammary Overlords. If you are not paying then you are not getting any.

/mummmumumumum
 
2007-09-20 12:32:38 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Well I don't think she's a swedish girl but here's a pic for ya. Possible NSFW in play.

/wants to live in sweden and fark swedish girls.


Don't want to disgruntle ya but that is Veronica Zemanova and she is Czech.

/sorry...just saying
 
2007-09-20 12:34:32 PM
Kome: These women are idiots, pure and simple. Goddamn, I'm all for looking at breasts (god bless foobies) but for the love of god, show some goddamn restraint and inhibition. There's no law saying that every guy at the beach/pool can't wear a speedo or thong, but you know why the ones that don't don't? Because they show some goddamn class, humility, and good judgement every now and then.

Grow up you stupid ass college retards. Assume you get this passed. In 20 years when you're all old (or "middle aged", if you want to bullsh*t yourself about how old you are) and saggy and the younger girls are showing your ugly tits up at the beach, how stupid will you feel knowing that no one is looking at you anymore because you had to be attention whores? And let's not even deal with the stupidity of this in 20 years. How many people who barely show the sense enough to know their ugly ass body shouldn't be on display at a pool or beach do so with the current regulations? Imagine going to a pool and having Jabba the Inbred Mother of Two flashing her fat tits around blocking out the sun.

Bad Sweden. Bad! You should be better than this. Bare tits are for special occasions only. And even then, only good tits. All tits were not created equal. And certainly not maintained equally.


Someone needs to get laid......

Might help with that puritanical thing you got going. Remind me again of how making it legal to not wear a top is somehow being an idiot? People can still wear tops if they want to you know. They just won't be required to anymore.

Sounds like free expression to me. Hopefully, the Swedes don't have jealous, sexually repressed Victorian-esque prudes like you hollering "think of the children!".
 
2007-09-20 12:35:32 PM
To be honest... I think there are plenty of "Butter Face" girls out there that could really improve public opinion of themselves by going topless ;)
 
2007-09-20 12:37:53 PM
^ massive LOL
 
2007-09-20 12:38:36 PM
QT_3.14159: I support them, don't get me wrong, they're incredibly stupid, shallowminded nitwits, but...

Us girls have to spend all day every day with our boobs in a bra. They are uncomfortable. The boobs themselves can get heavy and uncomfortable. If you don't wear a bra, that can hurt too, and the sweating gets bad... The *one* place you can get relief from the boobs is in a pool. Their natural bouyancy makes swimming without a top, soooo much more pleasant.


Amen! I am fully, 1000%, behind you ladies foregoing locking up the boobies anytime you want in any situation, preferably with me there. Don't listen to the obvious homosexual males in this thread who say otherwise. They're just jealous because men would pay more attention to you than to them.

BTW, if you ever need a place to use that natural buoyancy, I've got a pool and you're more than welcome.
 
2007-09-20 12:42:13 PM
Ok, so those two are less than attractive, but hey if they had the boobs hanging out at least then I would have something to look at so I could avoid their faces.
 
2007-09-20 12:42:17 PM
img.unt.se

Can understand if it took the life guards some time to realise the one to the left was a woman...


Shudders.
 
2007-09-20 12:42:18 PM
All the cultural carping is bullshiat. We all have a body. We should all be free to be naked whenever we damn well please.
 
2007-09-20 12:47:37 PM
Filthy filthy whores.

Giggidy.
 
2007-09-20 12:50:15 PM
Old Milwaukee ad from the 90s (pops youtube); "..and when the Swedish Bikini Team came downstream, it got better.."
 
2007-09-20 12:51:39 PM
About 15 years ago, Ontario (Canada) passed a law allowing women to go topless in the streets (as long as it's not for commercial reasons).
 
2007-09-20 12:52:35 PM
and millions of under 18 boys cheer, while hoping the ladies are allowed to go topless
 
2007-09-20 12:52:45 PM
Thanks God there are no pics of men wearing bikinis in this thread.
 
2007-09-20 12:54:08 PM
QT_3.14159: I support them, don't get me wrong, they're incredibly stupid, shallowminded nitwits, but...

Us girls have to spend all day every day with our boobs in a bra. They are uncomfortable. The boobs themselves can get heavy and uncomfortable. If you don't wear a bra, that can hurt too, and the sweating gets bad... The *one* place you can get relief from the boobs is in a pool. Their natural bouyancy makes swimming without a top, soooo much more pleasant.


You my dear are full of win!
/great log in :)
 
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