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(Some Guy)   "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife"   (theindychannel.com) divider line 185
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2007-09-18 09:36:43 AM
"These blow up into funny shapes?"

"Well, if you think round is funny."
 
2007-09-18 09:43:36 AM
"Boy, you got a panty on your head."
 
2007-09-18 09:48:36 AM
"Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
 
2007-09-18 09:48:38 AM
www.cnn.com
 
2007-09-18 09:56:09 AM
Dip-tet?
 
2007-09-18 10:39:37 AM
MasterThief: "Boy, you got a panty on your head."

Close.

The correct quote is, "Son, you got a panty on your head."

If you're going to quote the masterpiece, you have to do so correctly :)
 
2007-09-18 10:58:06 AM
SchlingFo: The correct quote is, "Son, you got a panty on your head."

Argh, I knew I should have checked IMDB first. The other one I was thinking of:

Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.
 
2007-09-18 10:58:37 AM
So there's Bill, that's Bill Roberts, you understand, walkin' down nine mile, with a sandwich in one hand and a farkin' HEAD in the other....
 
2007-09-18 10:59:45 AM
"Mordecai! Hit the deck boy!"
 
2007-09-18 11:00:35 AM
Wow, that's a good movie. What happened to Nic Cage that he would go from 'Raising Arizona' to 'Ghost Rider'?
 
2007-09-18 11:01:06 AM
xiola: "Mordecai! Hit the deck boy!"

"Junior's a sly one....already knows his ABCs.....hit the dirt boy!"

"mind ya don't cut yourself Mordecai...."
 
2007-09-18 11:01:57 AM
Seven hundred and forty-one One Mississippi....seven hundred and forty-two Mississippi..AW..Bullshiat.
 
2007-09-18 11:02:20 AM
Lousy_Smarch_Weather!!: Wow, that's a good movie. What happened to Nic Cage that he would go from 'Raising Arizona' to 'Ghost Rider'?

my feelings exactly.
 
2007-09-18 11:02:36 AM
"Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?"
 
2007-09-18 11:02:41 AM
damn meant to say:

"Buford's a sly one....already knows his ABCs.....hit the dirt boy!"
 
2007-09-18 11:03:15 AM
"I'm talkin bout l'amour! What the hell are you talking about?"
 
2007-09-18 11:03:53 AM
The sun don't rise and set over the corner grocery, H.I.
 
2007-09-18 11:03:53 AM
Wow subby, look what you've started.
 
2007-09-18 11:04:31 AM
Wow. And I just checked in because I wanted to know who's going to pay for the kid's therapy.
 
2007-09-18 11:05:00 AM
Well, which is it, young fella? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion.
 
2007-09-18 11:05:05 AM
GIMME THAT BABY YOU WARTHOG FROM HELL
 
2007-09-18 11:05:07 AM
Being as I'm in what they call the Salad Days, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2007-09-18 11:05:29 AM
Me and Dot are swingers, as in, "to swing"
 
2007-09-18 11:05:44 AM
"A fine woman, HI, but a woman who needs one a' them button-down types."
"I don't particularly think that's any a' your...."
 
2007-09-18 11:05:51 AM
Beavis_Christ

Yes, I would.
 
2007-09-18 11:06:08 AM
great now im gonna have that yodel song in my head for the rest of the day
 
2007-09-18 11:06:10 AM
gidgetca: Wow. And I just checked in because I wanted to know who's going to pay for the kid's therapy.

You must be new to these parts.

/welcome, stranger.
 
2007-09-18 11:06:52 AM
That dialog from that movie is just one, long "Great Line". One of the few that truly makes my side ache.
 
2007-09-18 11:07:04 AM
They got Yoda's and shiat on 'em!
 
2007-09-18 11:07:09 AM
Every day we kept a child out of the world was a day he might later regret having missed.

.
 
2007-09-18 11:07:11 AM
"Sometimes, I get the menstruel cramps, real hard."
 
2007-09-18 11:07:15 AM
Everyone leaves microbes and whatnot!
 
2007-09-18 11:07:48 AM
FART
 
2007-09-18 11:08:05 AM
"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Uh, I dunno, one?"

"Nope, takes three!"



"Why does it take three Polacks to screw in a light bulb?"

"Cause they're so damn stupid!"
 
2007-09-18 11:08:32 AM
great now im gonna have that yodel song in my head for the rest of the day

I just thought the exact thing.

Honey, we got a baby now, everything's chaaanged
 
2007-09-18 11:08:32 AM
I ask my wife, she got more sense.
 
2007-09-18 11:08:59 AM
So many social engagements. So little time.
 
2007-09-18 11:10:38 AM
Everybody on the floor, everybody freeze...

well which is young feller? If I freez, I can't rightly move, and if I drop to the floor, Imma gonna be in motion. So which...

Shutup!

/not a direct quote, obviously, but after many nights of watching that once returning from the bars (and all that bars implies), that's what stuck.
 
2007-09-18 11:11:25 AM
How is it that so many 80's comedies were pure gold compared to the shiat that comes out today?
 
2007-09-18 11:11:51 AM
img68.imageshack.us
/especially hard on the little things...
 
2007-09-18 11:11:59 AM
We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter.
 
2007-09-18 11:12:25 AM
Got you on an awful short leash, don't she, H.I.?
 
2007-09-18 11:12:45 AM
That was beautiful.
 
2007-09-18 11:12:57 AM
I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
 
2007-09-18 11:13:11 AM
There's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet.
 
2007-09-18 11:13:23 AM
Never leave a man behind!
 
2007-09-18 11:13:35 AM
whydoIlovethevikings: I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

somebody oughta sell tickets
 
2007-09-18 11:14:02 AM
Raising Arizona is one of lifes guilty pleasures.
 
2007-09-18 11:14:21 AM
Government do take a bite, don't she?

i237.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-18 11:14:25 AM
"I'll be taking these Huggies Hugies and whatever cash ya got. And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife"

/it's just that it's my pet peeve
 
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