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(Local10 WPLG)   Dumb: Manatee fishing. Dumber: Taping it. Really dumb: Posting it on MySpace   (local10.com) divider line 56
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2007-09-18 01:56:14 AM
There is such a thing as Manatee fishing?
 
2007-09-18 02:12:03 AM
it's all manatee propaganda. The manatee has been slowly working their way into our hearts and minds so that they can take over our government..
i133.photobucket.com

You ever wonder why that whole Bush hanging chad debacle happened in Florida? It was all a manatee plot. Seriously. You ever taken a good look at Cheney? Manatee.
 
2007-09-18 02:18:48 AM
Headline as viewed through Tired Chari-O-Vision:

Dumb: Manatee fishing. Dumber: Tapping It. Really dumb: Posting it on MySpace

...I guess I need to go to bed.
 
2007-09-18 02:22:00 AM
I would like to be the first to thank the subby for not "going there" with the "HUGEMANATEES!" and "Guess which state" memes. For that, I give you a plus one.
 
2007-09-18 03:28:24 AM
Chariset: Headline as viewed through Tired Chari-O-Vision:

Dumb: Manatee fishing. Dumber: Tapping It. Really dumb: Posting it on MySpace

...I guess I need to go to bed.



heheheheehehe. well, hicks will tap land cows, why not sea cows?

must be some reason behind them mermaid legends.
 
2007-09-18 05:47:48 AM
Oh, the huge penalty
 
2007-09-18 05:49:57 AM
Yeah, whatever, sea cow.

/you need to get yourself an education and a job
//i live in the ocean
///you live in the ocean 'cuz you ain't got no job!
 
2007-09-18 05:51:54 AM
neatorama.cachefly.net

/obligatory
 
2007-09-18 05:57:25 AM
Holy Christmas, I was just talking about why stupid people post pictures/video of themselves doing stupid/illegal shiat on Myspace!

/get out of my heeaaaaddd!!!!
//not saying WHY I thought that
 
2007-09-18 05:59:20 AM
Chariset: Headline as viewed through Tired Chari-O-Vision:

Dumb: Manatee fishing. Dumber: Tapping It. Really dumb: Posting it on MySpace

...I guess I need to go to bed.


This might be relevant to your interests:
Link (new window)

/obvious
 
2007-09-18 06:03:32 AM
'yo' 'dude' 'totally' = 1/2 of audio

THEY IS THUGZ
 
2007-09-18 06:20:57 AM
If there really was justice in this world, a 15-foot long alligator
would have popped up onto the canal bank and dragged that s'hit
for brains into the water and ripped out his guts and swallowed
them whole while he watched and his butt buddy video taped it. THAT
would have been an awesome video to post on myspace.

Oh well, at least they lost their minimum wage jobs at Bass Pro Shop

o.0
 
2007-09-18 06:22:25 AM
img217.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-18 06:27:10 AM
The posting it in MySpace just says rotsky!
 
2007-09-18 06:27:37 AM
Nooo! Not the manatee!!

/loves manatees slightly less than hippos but more then elephants
 
2007-09-18 06:34:14 AM
why is this even illegal? Who cares if they're endangered, if they go extinct no one will miss them.
 
2007-09-18 06:35:53 AM
They'd better hope Skink doesn't have the internet!

/obscure?
//probably not
 
2007-09-18 06:36:56 AM
www.bowdoin.edu
Yeah, right, sea-pig.
 
2007-09-18 06:37:25 AM
nom nom nom

Link
 
2007-09-18 06:46:50 AM
" He would not say if the men had been fired but Podesta's attorney did tell Local 10 the men have lost their jobs."

Heh? What am I misunderstanding?
 
2007-09-18 06:53:54 AM
To be fair, that guy really does suck at casting. dude, bro.
 
2007-09-18 06:54:55 AM
e5wsf: " He would not say if the men had been fired but Podesta's attorney did tell Local 10 the men have lost their jobs."

Heh? What am I misunderstanding?


Their employer wouldn't comment on if they lost their job or not. The attorney confirmed they did.
 
2007-09-18 07:13:27 AM
kitryne: it's all manatee propaganda. The manatee has been slowly working their way into our hearts and minds so that they can take over our government..

You ever wonder why that whole Bush hanging chad debacle happened in Florida? It was all a manatee plot. Seriously. You ever taken a good look at Cheney? Manatee.


i lol'd
 
2007-09-18 07:15:13 AM
Wouldn't it just be manateeing? Surely you only fish for fish?
 
2007-09-18 07:21:07 AM
Why does Myspace hate common sense and dignity?
 
2007-09-18 07:21:54 AM
I would pay the sum of $100 a minute plus expenses to be alone with these jackasses in international waters.

It would be worth the loan to know justice was served properly: as to victim so to offender.
 
2007-09-18 07:36:02 AM
kitryne: it's all manatee propaganda. The manatee has been slowly working their way into our hearts and minds so that they can take over our government..

You ever wonder why that whole Bush hanging chad debacle happened in Florida? It was all a manatee plot. Seriously. You ever taken a good look at Cheney? Manatee.


i think that you are on to something there. how did i not realize that its the sea cows running the government? i thank you for opening my eyes
 
2007-09-18 08:00:14 AM
UrinalPooper: why is this even illegal? Who cares if they're endangered, if they go extinct no one will miss them.


Do you get depressed when no one responds to your trolling? Poor baby...no one cares what the widdle attention whore says
 
2007-09-18 08:06:17 AM
kitryne: it's all manatee propaganda. The manatee has been slowly working their way into our hearts and minds so that they can take over our government..


You ever wonder why that whole Bush hanging chad debacle happened in Florida? It was all a manatee plot. Seriously. You ever taken a good look at Cheney? Manatee.


"We have a giant collection of 'policy balls'. The manatees pick a ball and drop it into the slot at the side of the tank."

It would go a long way toward explaining some of the administration's actions over the last 6 years...
 
2007-09-18 08:08:38 AM
Bats aren't bugs!!!

I mean, manatees aren't fish.
 
2007-09-18 08:18:45 AM
Take 1 pound of manatee back bacon
1 pound of panda flank steak (very thinly sliced)

20 spotted owl eggs (smaller than you'd think)

Fry the manatee and panda till they are still not quite crispy.

Poach the spotted owl eggs

Wrap the back bacon and flank steak around the poached eggs and heat until the poached eggs become almost stiff.

Slather with A-1 or HP sauce.

Serves 1
 
2007-09-18 08:18:58 AM
kitryne
You ever taken a good look at Cheney? Manatee.

I think I could vote for Cheney for president in '08 if his campaign slogan were "I HAS A BUCKET!"
 
2007-09-18 08:33:16 AM
Bastards! Better not be the manatee I adopted for my mother for Christmas.

/Shave Save the Manatee! (new window)
 
2007-09-18 09:26:20 AM
Those things are big. If you took five of my friend Karl, taped them together and threw them into the canals of FLA, you'd have a manatee. And five pissed off fat guys with beards.
 
2007-09-18 09:30:17 AM
Not trolling here, but I bet they are delicious.

All slow moving and eating vegetation in shallow waters...mmm.
 
2007-09-18 09:34:09 AM
Maui Haui

That is disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourself!!! A-1 is horrible and shouldn't be used on good meat.
 
2007-09-18 09:45:13 AM
In the south, people are dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. North too, just slightly less dumb.

/not from north or south
//or east or west
///But seriously, southerners = dumb
 
2007-09-18 09:45:17 AM
As long as the dugong are o.k.
 
2007-09-18 09:46:26 AM
haydenarrrrgh: They'd better hope Skink doesn't have the internet!

/obscure?
//probably not



The thought of Skink's justice brought a smile to my face.
 
2007-09-18 09:50:46 AM
FriarTuck: Not trolling here, but I bet they are delicious.

All slow moving and eating vegetation in shallow waters...mmm.


Eh, you'd throw most of it out for fat.
 
2007-09-18 09:50:49 AM
The manatee meat is actually quite lean and tasty.

I wonder though if I might be getting too much mercury.
 
2007-09-18 09:53:34 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Bats aren't bugs!!!

I mean, manatees aren't fish.


Love a good Calvin & Hobbes refeence early in the morning.

In relation to the article, you can tell they're douche canoes by the way they wear their hats. Dude, bro.
 
2007-09-18 10:10:09 AM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: The manatee meat is actually quite lean and tasty.

It's been tenderized by propellers.

Seriously, that's right up there with cattle mutilation on the ol dumbass scale. Big stupid mammals grazing underwater aren't tougher than big stupid mammals grazing next to a barn.

//Been diving with manatees
///You can find them quickly through echolocation because their chewing is so damn loud
 
2007-09-18 10:11:31 AM
to quote Les Claypool, "What a couple of dumbshiats"
 
2007-09-18 10:38:28 AM
danberte: In the south, people are dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. North too, just slightly less dumb.

/not from north or south
//or east or west
///But seriously, southerners = dumb


Floridians are NOT southerners.

/southerner who lives in Florida - for now
 
2007-09-18 10:43:02 AM
Man, when the hickory smoke gets into the blubber...

i9.tinypic.com
 
2007-09-18 10:55:23 AM
Dumbest?
 
2007-09-18 11:17:30 AM
I saw no manatee in that video.
 
2007-09-18 11:47:22 AM
That video was gay. Camera dude kept his focus on bro the whole time. I clicked on promises of manatee. I got dude and bro loving each other.
 
2007-09-18 12:54:06 PM
i thought you wrote tapping it for a second there, i got a bit confused and sick to my stomach

we all know that manatee's are really mermaids in disguise!
 
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