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(Some Guy)   Photoshop the hacked construction sign picture   (home.dal.net ) divider line
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4373 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2001 at 11:42 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-24 12:20:10 PM  
35 votes:
[image from jibberjabber.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:41:20 PM  
23 votes:
[image from quirked.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:25:04 PM  
10 votes:
http:\\members.home.com\omnidave\pics\farkhaxor.jpg

[image from http too old to be available]

First attempt. Crappy font. Might not post. WHAT THE HELL!
2001-07-24 12:21:16 PM  
10 votes:
[image from berryclan.com too old to be available]

Oh well
2001-07-24 12:53:44 PM  
9 votes:
[image from ozmonium.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:12:50 PM  
7 votes:
[image from 69megs.com too old to be available]


Too easy but it was quick.
2001-07-24 03:03:27 PM  
6 votes:
[image from kirena.net too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:10:29 PM  
5 votes:
[image from home.att.net too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:15:32 PM  
5 votes:
First thing that came to my mind, plus I don't have much time

[image from home.pacbell.net too old to be available]
Rei
2001-07-24 04:01:45 PM  
4 votes:
StrongBad, 3Horn:

Actually, warp speeds have had their.. um.. problems. You see, initially, they had this nice clean theory. Warp zero was no speed, warp 1 was the speed of light, and warp 10 was being in all points at once (infinite speed). Kirk had broken this system a couple times, but most trekkers attribute this to "insturmentation errors" or the like. However, in... I believe its the last TNG episode, riker tells them to go at a speed over warp 10, an explicit order.

Naturally, there was an excuse made up after the fact. The excuse was that as ships had gotten faster, warp speeds were getting crammed closer and closer together, I.e., warp 9.9 might be slow, and warp 9.999 might be fast. To fix this numbering problem, the excuse goes, the federation decided to redo the warp system on a new scale, re-interpolated, with 20 as infinite.

This is all from memory, so I could have gotten a few details wrong, of course. :)

-= rei =-
2001-07-24 02:15:55 PM  
4 votes:
[image from xs4all.nl too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:56:11 PM  
4 votes:
[image from hockeytowncenter.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:23:53 PM  
4 votes:
A quick one--
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2001-07-24 12:05:54 PM  
4 votes:
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2001-07-24 04:56:45 PM  
3 votes:
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]

I can only hope that the big-mouthed X10 wench becomes #65 on the FARK counter...
2001-07-24 01:26:02 PM  
3 votes:
I hate myself for this one...
[image from home.att.net too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:23:14 PM  
3 votes:
[image from 69megs.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:48:30 PM  
3 votes:
[image from webmail.proactiveinc.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 02:59:38 PM  
2 votes:
[image from 24.219.25.106 too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
[image from web.ukonline.co.uk too old to be available]

I'd already added the Enterprise before Quirked submitted his, honest.

The lights inspired me.
2001-07-24 12:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
[image from tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:11:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2001-07-25 10:38:08 PM  
1 vote:
[image from 24.219.25.106 too old to be available]
2001-07-24 08:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
[image from 69megs.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 05:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
[image from dunfallmanor.com too old to be available]

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Translation of crap 1337 text: "The Master Would Not Approve".
2001-07-24 04:39:37 PM  
1 vote:
[image from atlantic.photoisland.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 02:52:26 PM  
1 vote:
f00k
[image from dubliminal.net too old to be available]
2001-07-24 02:48:40 PM  
1 vote:
[image from atlantic.photoisland.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:17:43 PM  
1 vote:
[image from mindspring.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 01:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
2001-07-24 12:39:34 PM  
1 vote:
[image from 69megs.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:29:48 PM  
1 vote:
Come on, recycling another farticle's pic is one thing if it is funny, but this is lame. I find it hard to believe no one submitted a PS pic that was better than this. (Whine, wail, weep, moan, and sob) :)
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]
2001-07-24 12:27:25 PM  
1 vote:
2001-07-24 12:12:50 PM  
1 vote:
Handyjoe! Hahahahahahaha. Nice work.


Here's mine:
[image from home.dal.net too old to be available]
 
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