Make me remove my sunglasses I'll remove my money from that bank.

Problem solved.

Hate and sunglasses are becoming one of the most common disguises for bank robbers.

some angry motherfarking robbers i guess.

That'll stop them, because bank robbers follow the rule of law.

Blind people wear sunglasses, does that mean they can't go to banks?

What's he have to do with it?

They'll have to pry my sunglasses from my cold, dead face.

Subby: The FBI would like to make it illegal to wear sunglasses in banks. Corey Hart unimpressed

I don't know where Subby is from, but around here, there aren't any banks you can walk into at night.

...I turn to her and say.....
Don't mess around with the guy in shades...oh no.....

I blame gangsta rappers. They always wear sunglasses, and they rob banks, so they're giving those of us a bad rap (doh lame pun) who wear sunglasses in the bank who don't have thievery on our minds.

I have wondered what the deal is with people who wear sunglasses inside. My eyes are extremely sensitive to light, but my eyes are never bothered inside a store or bank.

So, what is it? An image thing?

Where's the big asteroid that's supposed to come and destroy all this shiat? I'm getting tired of waiting.

BobNesta420: I have wondered what the deal is with people who wear sunglasses inside. My eyes are extremely sensitive to light, but my eyes are never bothered inside a store or bank.

So, what is it? An image thing?

Yea it is kinda wierd.

Lovely, that's just what we need. More dress codes. Hey, can we still wear hoodies at the bank?

AbortionsForAll: Where's the big asteroid that's supposed to come and destroy all this shiat? I'm getting tired of waiting.

I can think of at least one thing you can do about that.

BobNesta420 So, what is it? An image thing?

Maybe people don't want to be bothered with removing their sunglasses when stepping into a bank for a quick transaction? It's not a complicated concept.

Yeah, tell this to Roddy Piper.

/I'm here for two things. To kick ass and chew bubble gum.
// And I'm all out of bubble gum.

My husband's (now) ex-biatch's new boyfriend wore his sunglasses in court while attending their divorce hearing.

Not remotely relevant, I just like telling that story.

Wearing sunglasses in a bank is pre-9/11 thinking.
/If you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to etc...

icemanx_88: Blind people wear sunglasses, does that mean they can't go to banks?

Why do you think they put braille on drive-up ATMs?

That's what I'm talkin' about.

BobNesta420: I have wondered what the deal is with people who wear sunglasses inside. My eyes are extremely sensitive to light, but my eyes are never bothered inside a store or bank.

So, what is it? An image thing?

When out and about I often wear my prescription sunglasses and forget my regular glasses at home. So when I step into a store, bank, etc. I am faced with the choice of not seeing or looking like a douche bag who wears sunglasses inside.

/Should look into transition lenses.
//Or laser surgery

The only place that I know where banks would be open at "Night" is alaska. 24hrs of daylight.

From the Corey Hart Website:

I wrote and recorded "Sunglasses at Night" in the summer of 1983...I just turned 21...I was working in what was at the time my musical mecca, England. Eric Clapton had just played dobro guitar on one of my songs and I was hanging out at Pete Townsend's house chatting with him about the best London studio rooms and his favorite vocal mic pre-amps...cool...Heady times for a kid from Montreal with a dream ......So "Sunglasses at Night" was my first ever single from my debut album "First Offense"...It was a last minute addition to the disc...After it was released in November 1983, my life and the world around me changed forever.A major hit song was born, International success...cool....Was it the melody? or the lyric? Was it the video driven imaging? Luck of the draw or simply the sound of the times?...I suppose it was all of the above and none at all....From Bob Hope to Wyclef Jean the song struck a chord and understanding this alchemy remains mystery to us all...Fast forward to the summer of 2002, I get a call from my record label Sony who ask me if I am interested in participating on a remix/recut of the song?...It seems to be the season, as several new versions of the track were being sampled/reworked and regrooved for release around the world....I thought about it and decided I would resing the vocal. Sony hooked me up with Original 3. This is our collaboration together...In my opinion nothing will ever replace the magical innocence of the original but then again this is not the purpose here...I'm always searching for discovery that intention can't find...cool again.

I love the Fast forward to the summer of 2002 What the hell happened to you for 20 years??? Thats a little long in your life to just skip! Not to mention - ok what have you been doing for the last 5???

/disapproves

Funny. I was just in the bank holding my sunglasses.
/I took them off since I was inside

Jennaratrix
My husband's (now) ex-biatch's new boyfriend wore his sunglasses in court while attending their divorce hearing.

So the new boyfriend took time out of his day to go to divorce court? Dude, you're doing it wrong.

This would certainly be a great thing for people with prescription sunglasses or transitions lenses.

Does this make robbing a bank while wearing a hat double plus ungood?

That'l stop em.

Giblet: Make me remove my sunglasses I'll remove my money from that bank.

Problem solved.

Not to mention people like me with light sensitive migraines have to wear sunglasses some of the time.

BobNesta420: I have wondered what the deal is with people who wear sunglasses inside. My eyes are extremely sensitive to light, but my eyes are never bothered inside a store or bank.

So, what is it? An image thing?

Nothing is worse than the guy in the club with the sunglasses. Well, maybe Hitler.

What's next they want people to farking wear their names on their shirt so it make it easier to catch them?

fark that.

I am getting so pissed off at the idea that we should give up rights because criminals abuse them.

Banks having trouble catching crooks. FINE put cameras at the teller window looking directly at the criminal.

But fark making a dress code for being in public, that shiat is asinine.

Jesus farking tapdancing Christ!!

How god damned stupid are they? Seriously.

Do you really think that someone who's getting ready to walk into a bank and rob the place really gives a fark if there's a law saying that he can't wear a hat or sunglasses??

There's already a law saying he can't pull a gun on a teller, but he didn't seem to pay attention to that one.

God-damned farking idiots. If these kind of cheese-dicks are the ones running the FBI, it's no wonder it took the IRS to bring down Capone.

/will no longer be using banks

Hate and shades fool them every time.

Me oh my! Is poor widdle FBI afraid they'll have to do some real police work for a change?

I would like sunglasses banned at professional hold'em tournaments!

I met Corey Hart once. He was a really nice guy, but it was night, and he wasn't wearing sunglasses.

From TFA: Besides the no hats and sunglasses rule, the FBI suggests banks should also consider lowering their cameras to better capture faces.

How about "INSTEAD OF", you super-sized order of douche smoothie™?

/FBI = Fsckin' Bunch of Idiots

WTF is an FBI agent (Federal) doing pushing for a law in Washington (State)?

He obviously has too much time on his hands and the FBI payroll needs to be cut a little.

So, what is it? An image thing?

In 98% of cases, unquestionably. The other 2% are either a>blind b>forgetful or c>hungover

Central Bank already has regulations against wearing hats, sunglasses, hoodies, etc. At least in KY they do.

Since it's already a felony to rob a bank, what are the odds that a bank robber would observe a "no sunglasses" law?

/unimpressed

AndreMA: WTF is an FBI agent (Federal) doing pushing for a law in Washington (State)?

Banks are insured by the federal government, therefore robbing one is a federal crime.

Rapmaster

So the new boyfriend took time out of his day to go to divorce court? Dude, you're doing it wrong.

Right? I wasn't there.

/The judge had to tell him to take the sunglasses off
//They got into a car accident on the way home. Nelson says "A-HA!"

If they don't like you hat, then tell them you are Jewish. Orthodox no less. Oy Vay!