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(NCBuy)   Some ER patients can begin checking in at computer kiosks. They're quick, efficient, and don't get involved in love triangles with that Croatian doctor or that Indian intern chick   ( divider line
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2007-09-13 02:55:08 PM  
but they certainly aren't clean.

I'd rather have a veterinarian perform emergency surgery on me than touch the keys of "health ATM" that has had all the sick people in town come to it.

Disinfectants aren't that reliable.
2007-09-13 03:37:41 PM  
We're only a few decades away from St. God's Memorial Hospital (new window)
2007-09-13 03:42:56 PM  
The doctor is IN... my dreams!

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/ would hit it like Captain Kirk on shore leave
2007-09-13 05:02:35 PM  
I thought she was English?
2007-09-13 07:12:06 PM  
The real question here is do they double as ATM's for those without health coverage.
2007-09-13 07:14:09 PM  
I had an internet love triangle once. It was insane.
2007-09-13 07:15:58 PM  
I was a patient in that ER once, so I'm really getting a kick out of your comments.....

Got a prostate check from Dr. Susan Lewis---assisted by Abbey Lockhart and Lucy Knight. Lots of giggles.

I still have nightmares.....
2007-09-13 07:15:59 PM  
Basically, you're farked up, you talk like a fag, and your shiat's all retarded.
2007-09-13 07:30:42 PM  
"Excuse me, I can't read the screen through all these red smears."
2007-09-13 07:41:40 PM  
I see a massively infectious person at this terminal typing:

"I don't think you thought your clever plan all the way thru".

2007-09-13 07:47:24 PM  
Bah, you get MUCH faster service by showing up in an ambulance with blood pouring from your head.

/been there, done that.
//Straight to the front of the line.
2007-09-13 08:17:54 PM  
KellyLockhart: The doctor is IN... my dreams!

/ would hit it like Captain Kirk on shore leave

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2007-09-13 08:19:28 PM  
What about a Nigerian Doctor and Turkish chambermaid? Oh I love you Audrey Tautou.
2007-09-13 08:31:49 PM  
Oh yeah I'm going to touch that slimmmmy keyboard!!
I last time I was in ER I probably was the only one there that spoke English, had insurance & good personal hygiene. This should work out well!!!
2007-09-13 08:32:26 PM  
I foresee delays in treatment because people didn't enter their information (name/insurance/symptoms) correctly
2007-09-13 08:41:38 PM  
Name: BBBBBBBoooobbbbb JJJJJoohhhnnssonn
SS# 5445222---51111-55556666--1-5-5---
Condition: PPPPKPKOPOPPPppppppaaaarrkkkiiiinnsssssssssooonn'''''ss
2007-09-13 08:43:58 PM  
I used to work at an ER, so I'm really getting a kick out of these comments.

But seriously, everyone is complaining about the keyboards. Do you think they wash those blood pressure cuffs after they strap them around near your arm pit?
2007-09-13 08:45:30 PM  
quizzical: I foresee delays in treatment because people didn't enter their information (name/insurance/symptoms) correctly

I see delays in treatment for honest people. Sooner or later (probably sooner), the asshats who come to the ER hoping to score some narcotics or because they can't be bothered to wait until morning to call the doctor about their constipation will learn to press the "Chest Pain" button.
2007-09-13 09:11:00 PM  
I need more pics of that Indian intern chick...STAT!
2007-09-13 09:40:11 PM  
they do make anti-bacteria keyboards
Link (new window)
2007-09-13 09:56:49 PM  
homepage.mac.comView Full Size

/registering at the hospital
//from Idiocracy
2007-09-13 10:10:51 PM  
God, that's a great movie and very prescient too.
2007-09-13 10:12:54 PM  
People are too dumb to use kiosks and old people HATE them. For some reason, I think this *might* not be a good idea.
2007-09-13 10:26:00 PM  
JefiMeyerhoff: /registering at the hospital
//from Idiocracy

//It's the new This.
2007-09-13 10:59:28 PM  
i came here looking for pictures of hot indian chicks, and was sorely disappointed.

//wanted to find a picture to show you how, but "indian girl" on gis with safesearch off is just brilliant..
2007-09-14 10:16:33 AM  
I wish I worked at an ER. Apparently, every possibly mating combination happens and the chick doctors are all at least marginally hot. Except the crippled head doctor.
2007-09-17 04:39:17 PM  
I really, really want an Indian intern chick.
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