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(CBC)   For the first time ever, according to census, married people are outnumbered. In other news, men are evolving and getting smarter   (cbc.ca) divider line 535
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2007-09-12 05:34:42 PM
cindylu Can't you tell if someone doesn't even have a job before seriously dating them? That sort of thing isn't that hard to find out. Maybe you meant "makes me always do the dishes" instead of "makes me always pay for stuff"

jafiwam

Thanks. My mom is independent. For her, it's code for miserable.
 
2007-09-12 05:35:03 PM
Well I'm an asshole on here cause it's easier to be honest. In real life, I just don't like confrontation.

Well, yes, I understand, but SOMEONE has to be the asshole. Too many people live in fantasy worlds that intersect with mine.


Little quote from my profile:

Everyone needs an asshole. Without one, You'll be full of shiat."
 
2007-09-12 05:35:47 PM
Tat'dGreaser

I'm for equality.
 
2007-09-12 05:35:53 PM
I'm noticing quite the absence of female rebuttals here.

/rebuttal sex?
//like the guy said, they did this to themselves
 
2007-09-12 05:36:11 PM
Daffydil: nuclear_asshat
Man. I read these and it makes me so happy I am not married.

Cow. Milk. Free.

only way to fly

Sausage. Pig. Free

/sorry, just couldn't resist
//really don't mean it i do love men


Why buy the sausage when you can get the pig for free?

/sorry... snarky
//lots of Farkers will be a pig for free
 
2007-09-12 05:36:27 PM
FarkinHostile: Well I'm an asshole on here cause it's easier to be honest. In real life, I just don't like confrontation.

Well, yes, I understand, but SOMEONE has to be the asshole. Too many people live in fantasy worlds that intersect with mine.


Little quote from my profile:

Everyone needs an asshole. Without one, You'll be full of shiat."


Hahaha I think I remember laughing at that quote.
 
2007-09-12 05:36:37 PM
fernt: When you get tired of drilling the same hole year after year you'll wonder what the hell you saw in her in the first place.

Then she'll take half your stuff.

/teh end


If you equate sex with your woman to "drilling the same hole year after year", you have the wrong woman. Or you're the wrong man. Or a combination of both.
 
2007-09-12 05:37:04 PM
Words of wisdom:

Women make the mistake of getting married thinking he'll change.
Men make the mistake of getting married thinking she won't.
 
2007-09-12 05:37:22 PM
I don't see the farking point of not dating a girl cause she has a kid. Once you reach a certain age you can't start denying women because of that.

I won't do it because when you do, you "date" the kid, too. No matter what the child is a huge factor in any relationship. Too much for me.

/37
 
2007-09-12 05:37:59 PM
cindylu: Tat'dGreaser

I'm for equality.


Sweeeeeeet. Now cook me a chicken pot pie.....damnit?

/am I doing this right?
 
2007-09-12 05:38:13 PM
dbaggins: I just switched over to teh ghey. way easier than marrying some woman these days.

A fine young fella, dbaggins,
Sick of his wife and the naggin's,
One fine summer's day
Went and turned gay
'Cause a hole is a hole when you're shaggin'.
 
2007-09-12 05:39:08 PM
FarkinHostile: I don't see the farking point of not dating a girl cause she has a kid. Once you reach a certain age you can't start denying women because of that.

I won't do it because when you do, you "date" the kid, too. No matter what the child is a huge factor in any relationship. Too much for me.

/37


8 year olds dude, 8 year olds.
 
2007-09-12 05:39:24 PM
Thorak: Herder: Marriage is a fool's game for men. Finding a decent woman in America who doesn't have a sense of entitlement is like winning the lottery. Unfortunately, playing the lottery only costs a minimal amount but marriage is an "all-in" proposition.

In all honesty, I had fights with my ex-wife, before things even got bad, about how I wasn't getting her flowers for no reason often enough (apparently 2-4 times a year beyond anniversaries/birthdays/Valentines/etc isn't "enough"), and about how I should spend more time with her, which required that I give up getting together with my friends or the weekly exercise I was getting.


I have a theory. Some women like to be pursued. This is fine, but they fail to understand men's perspective. Men see pursuit as a chase, a hunt. And the hunt is over when we catch and subdue the prey. If women play the "chase me" game, we'll chase. But when we've caught them, the game is over, and we won. The women are then annoyed that we're no longer chasing them. Well, duh. We already caught them. That game's over. We're on to the next game now.

I'm not saying men should never pursue, but women need to realize what expectations that sets in a man's head. If he catches you, he's won, and the game's over. If you're okay with that, fine. If you're going to want constant attention of that kind, then you can never be "caught", or you'll have to find some other way to encourage it.


Your newsletter. Let me subscribe to it.

And allow me to posit a modification... many men like the chase game too. Once they've "caught" a woman, they want to play it over and over again, but the only way they can do that is with a new woman.

/I would be way too bored - been there, done that, got the AIDS test. But I can see the appeal.
 
2007-09-12 05:39:30 PM
Tallow'nbits
Well I do believe I have to give myself more credit than that. Obviously, you did misunderstand. Yes, I do find out if they have a job, and doing the dishes...not a big deal. Just as long as you know how to do them yourself every so often. Because as hard of a job as it is to wash dishes, there are "men" out there who have no clue. Getting the dog to lick the plate clean is not washing.
 
2007-09-12 05:41:43 PM
8 year olds dude, 8 year olds.

She was 12 and dressed all sexy like!
 
2007-09-12 05:41:52 PM
cindylu
Getting the dog to lick the plate clean is not washing.

Yes, it is called pre-washing.
 
2007-09-12 05:42:24 PM
FarkinHostile: She was 12 and dressed all sexy like!

I can't help myself when they wear those shorts that say "juicy" on em. NOT MY FAULT.
 
2007-09-12 05:43:47 PM
Chiggity Chza: Tat'dGreaser

You might be able to even pee in her butt


^
|
If not, you should get a discount.

/Just sayin'.
 
2007-09-12 05:44:17 PM
Tat'dGreaser
am I doing this right?

Oooh, you were oh so close. Now ask nicely or you will just have to eat whatever the fark I decide to cook.
 
2007-09-12 05:45:45 PM
I can't help myself when they wear those shorts that say "juicy" on em. NOT MY FAULT.

Jesus, I so want to slap the parents of those kids. Seriously. Why not just artificially impregnant them at 13 and get it over with?
 
2007-09-12 05:46:17 PM
Chiggity Chza

Pre-washing is fine. No one said there was a problem with that. Just surprised to hear a guy know what pre-washing is. Kudos
 
2007-09-12 05:46:37 PM
cindylu

The problem, I think, is caring about the dishes enough to complain to your husband about it. Have you ever actually said the dog lick line around a guy? That would absolutely scare me off.
 
2007-09-12 05:46:59 PM
Beautopotomas: I don't know where these people that find these crazy-A women come from.

I'm from "upstate" New York (south of Albany, actually). And I don't know if it's me or if it's just collossal bad luck.

I'm really hoping it's just bad luck, because that means according to the law of large numbers I'm due to meet a Ms. Awesome! sometime soonish. Hell, I'd settle for someone with an ugly hatred for dentists at this point, just as long as she's not trying to get me in jail or kill herself.
 
2007-09-12 05:47:29 PM
Tat'dGreaser

No, you are doing it all wrong.

You do asshole things but just seem nice about it. Like could you bring me some beer. Then make them cook and do the dishes afterwards. But you act nice about it the whole time. Let me borrow some money and don't pay them back.
 
2007-09-12 05:47:43 PM
cindylu: Oooh, you were oh so close. Now ask nicely or you will just have to eat whatever the fark I decide to cook.

Can I have steak please?

Oh wait, I mean.......COOK ME STEAK WOMAN!!!! GARRRRR!!!!

*slap*
 
2007-09-12 05:47:47 PM
deaths_little_helper: P.S. EVIL!

Please, please stop this. It's kind of annoying and always confusing.

As far as marriage goes, here's the deal: Marriage is a good idea for some people and a bad idea for others. Society is currently structured in such a way that marriage is viewed as a goal to strive for, but as more and more people remain unmarried, this attitude will change. So if you don't want to get married, then don't. If you do, go for it. But for God's sake, don't biatch about the choice you made or chastise the choices of others.
 
2007-09-12 05:48:12 PM
Any opinion on telling if a divorced person is over their ex?

I just broke up with a woman who appeared to be over the ex leaving her, but who after six months of a relationship told me she could never love another man because of him. She spent his birthday and most of the surrounding week thinking about him.
 
2007-09-12 05:48:37 PM
cindylu
Just surprised to hear a guy know what pre-washing is. Kudos

Yikes, are you this condescending on dates?
 
2007-09-12 05:49:12 PM
Tallow'nbits

My ex used to get pissed off when I would let my dog lick the dishes clean. So I smacked her upside the head and slathered peanut butter between her legs and let the dog lick that shiat while I did the dishes. Finally got some peace and quiet, from both of them biatches
 
2007-09-12 05:49:50 PM
FarkinHostile: Jesus, I so want to slap the parents of those kids. Seriously. Why not just artificially impregnant them at 13 and get it over with?

Yea, they always wonder why they got knocked up.

Chiggity Chza: You do asshole things but just seem nice about it. Like could you bring me some beer. Then make them cook and do the dishes afterwards. But you act nice about it the whole time. Let me borrow some money and don't pay them back.

I blame my dad. He is as manly as you can get but he helps out around the house and does stuff for my mom. He knows that he is nothing without her. If they got a divorce he'd be a mess.

I can't get past the "doing nice things" for your girl. They always take it as weakness I guess.
 
2007-09-12 05:50:14 PM
Tallow'nbits

The problem, I think, is caring about the dishes enough to complain to your husband about it. Have you ever actually said the dog lick line around a guy? That would absolutely scare me off.

Well glad to know you scare easily and no, haven't used that line before.
I'm not stupid enough to wait until after marriage to know whether the guy can do dishes or not. Would hope I know that simple fact way before marriage is even a fraction of a thought.
 
2007-09-12 05:50:48 PM
Chiggity Chza

Um, hot?
 
2007-09-12 05:51:48 PM
Tat'dGreaser

You do some really nice things every once in awhile. Like cook them dinner one night, that will usually buy you about weeks worth of mental, verbal and physical abuse. Stay drunk, so you can blame it on being drunk
 
2007-09-12 05:52:31 PM
cindylu

Well glad to know you scare easily

the warning signs. let me show you them.
 
2007-09-12 05:52:52 PM
Tallow'nbits
Yikes, are you this condescending on dates?

No, just trying to be honest. Guess if honesty makes a guy an asshole, then I must be a total biatch.
 
2007-09-12 05:54:03 PM
Tallow'nbits

Wait, I am confused, you are a chick but all your post made me think otherwise.
 
2007-09-12 05:55:14 PM
cindylu: Tallow'nbits
Yikes, are you this condescending on dates?

No, just trying to be honest. Guess if honesty makes a guy an asshole, then I must be a total biatch.


I find that attractive.

What would you do if your boyfriend made jokes about you being fat, assuming of course that you're clearly not?
 
2007-09-12 05:56:18 PM
cindylu
No, just trying to be honest. Guess if honesty makes a guy an asshole, then I must be a total biatch.


Gotcha.

independent = a bully.
honest = a biatch

Well m'am. I think we've found your dating problem.
 
2007-09-12 05:56:53 PM
Chiggity Chza

shhh!
 
2007-09-12 05:58:42 PM
FunkOut: What's with all this "Oh noes! If I get married and we split up, evil woman take half my cool stuff! Women be shopping and stealing my money!"

Get with someone who has their own stuff, who has a job, and who thinks such mooching is stupid. Quit whining. Oh, and quit aiming for those high maintence predatory chicks you think are so uber-hot and feminine. The "I want to be treated like a princess/queen" girls. Yes, they make your weener excited but you're putting your nuts at risk.


Wisdom is before you, right here. Take note and heed this statement.

AKA: This.
 
2007-09-12 05:58:54 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound

Well, being that I'm a biatch and being honest, have no clue what I'd say. Don't have a problem in that department.
 
2007-09-12 05:59:19 PM
35, unmarried and no kids. Which is fine with me, but everyone either thinks I'm gay or a weirdo.

Will probably be single for life with my major depression.

Yay!
 
2007-09-12 06:00:48 PM
Chiggity Chza: You do some really nice things every once in awhile. Like cook them dinner one night, that will usually buy you about weeks worth of mental, verbal and physical abuse. Stay drunk, so you can blame it on being drunk

Check and check on the drunk part. Damnit, I'm not a mean drunk. Must get angry....
 
2007-09-12 06:02:03 PM
Tallow'nbits

independent = a bully

Far cry from it, thank you. Sorry if knowing what I want makes me seem like a bully.

/I am a biatch, take it or leave it
 
2007-09-12 06:02:39 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Plus being irrational and stubborn helps too. Just make shiat up. I used to do it all the time. Naw, you know better than to listen to me. I am actually nice, right cindylu?
 
2007-09-12 06:02:56 PM
cindylu: MusicMakeMyHeadPound
Well, being that I'm a biatch and being honest, have no clue what I'd say. Don't have a problem in that department.


Wow.

I don't know what Tallow'nbits' problem is; I would date you.
 
2007-09-12 06:04:37 PM
Chiggity Chza: Plus being irrational and stubborn helps too. Just make shiat up. I used to do it all the time. Naw, you know better than to listen to me. I am actually nice, right cindylu?

Yea, I'm screwed in both those departments. Oh well, I'll just keep being myself. Maybe just not as polite. Maybe a little "fark you, you do it" once in awhile.
 
2007-09-12 06:05:22 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound
Nobody likes a smartass :(

And yes, some do like smartasses. I myself am one as well.
 
2007-09-12 06:05:41 PM
cthu1hu
I have similar problems.

Are you a boy who might be interested in a girl with similar problems? Circle yes or no.
 
2007-09-12 06:05:52 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound

Tallow'nbits
is not a lesbian and I think that might be why...? Just saying
 
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