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(News.com.au)   Chinese man set to be deported from Australia because of criminal charges hospitalized after swallowing razor blades. Said to be all cut up inside   (news.com.au ) divider line 31
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2007-09-12 05:50:55 AM  
I swallowed razorblades once too, but in these parts we call it rum 151
 
2007-09-12 05:51:48 AM  
Turd-cutter?
 
2007-09-12 05:54:47 AM  
He may have looked Chinese on the outside but inside he was all Emo.
 
2007-09-12 06:00:13 AM  
i didn't know fark said happy birthday. hmm.
:)
 
ABH
2007-09-12 06:03:23 AM  
What an idiot that could have killed him!
 
2007-09-12 06:09:33 AM  
Flying back to China?

Good luck with the metal detectors at the airport. This could be one helluva cavity search.
 
2007-09-12 06:17:29 AM  
What is with all these farked up headlines recently? As if I'm not bitter enough about my own lack of greenlight action, I'm now subjected to shiat like this that makes it through. Sheesh.

/I'll get over it
 
2007-09-12 06:18:08 AM  
Being deported from an Immigration Detention Centre because of being the man named on the unsigned and undated Chinese arrest warrant sounds typical of sloppy Australian Federal Police and government investigations.
Sounds like they just want him out of the country, without so much as 'innocent till proven guilty'.
 
2007-09-12 07:03:50 AM  
the criminal charges were hospitalized? wtf?
 
2007-09-12 07:11:36 AM  
Someone called 911 for him?
 
2007-09-12 07:21:35 AM  
MyNameIsMofuga:

+1
 
2007-09-12 07:24:23 AM  
global wombats: Being deported from an Immigration Detention Centre because of being the man named on the unsigned and undated Chinese arrest warrant sounds typical of sloppy Australian Federal Police and government investigations.
Sounds like they just want him out of the country, without so much as 'innocent till proven guilty'.


It isn't hard to prove that someone is guilty when they swallow razors after punishment.
"Sir, are you shiatting blood?"
"Yep."
"Bag him."
 
2007-09-12 07:25:39 AM  
global wombats: Being deported from an Immigration Detention Centre because of being the man named on the unsigned and undated Chinese arrest warrant sounds typical of sloppy Australian Federal Police and government investigations.
Sounds like they just want him out of the country, without so much as 'innocent till proven guilty'.


"Right, says here on this napkin we've got permission to deport you..."
 
2007-09-12 07:35:54 AM  
i67.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-12 07:37:29 AM  
macker: I swallowed razorblades once too, but in these parts we call it rum 151

meh - try a shot of everclear

//passed out before i hit the floor
 
2007-09-12 07:43:07 AM  
macker-I swallowed razorblades once too, but in these parts we call it rum 151

*snicker*

bongmiester-meh - try a shot of everclear

like drinking ammonia
 
2007-09-12 07:52:07 AM  
haddie: It isn't hard to prove that someone is guilty when they swallow razors after punishment.

Is he guilty because he would rather commit suicide in one of the few ways permitted inside a detention centre? Sounds like desperation.

Anyway, the AFP needs to be demolished and rebuilt, at the moment they are just a joke.

/as Ned Kelly said with a noose around his neck
//such is life
///best joke I could think of.
 
2007-09-12 07:56:49 AM  
Abe: Bite-sized weiners!
[eats one]
Abe: Ohhhh, who put razor blades in these?
 
2007-09-12 08:01:11 AM  
Laser braids?
 
2007-09-12 08:02:28 AM  
is this a common methos of suicide for chinese? those motherfarkers are hardcore.
 
2007-09-12 08:13:43 AM  
global wombats: Being deported from an Immigration Detention Centre because of being the man named on the unsigned and undated Chinese arrest warrant sounds typical of sloppy Australian Federal Police and government investigations.
Sounds like they just want him out of the country, without so much as 'innocent till proven guilty'.


You really should look at Australia's absolutely wonderful human rights record in reference to refugees, migrants and the like (Here's a hint, it ain't good).
 
2007-09-12 08:15:16 AM  
i211.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-12 09:07:22 AM  
Subby's a real cut-up himself.
 
2007-09-12 09:11:58 AM  
Better off dead than Red ?
 
2007-09-12 09:37:52 AM  
Amateur. All the hip prison inmates know that you wrap the razor blades in something before you swallow them. Then they show up on the x-ray (but don't slice up your insides) and you get whisked away to the prison hospital for a fabulous vacation while they wait for you to pass them...

/true story
 
2007-09-12 09:43:06 AM  
what a badass
 
2007-09-12 10:03:09 AM  
That headline. It was not so good.
 
2007-09-12 10:37:20 AM  
,
This
 
2007-09-12 11:28:39 AM  
Maybe he was trying to perform suicide magic?
 
2007-09-12 02:13:40 PM  
img503.imageshack.us

Did he wash it down with this?
 
2007-09-12 04:36:24 PM  
I bet he'll be all butthurt in the near future.
 
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