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(Yahoo)   In old Soviet Union, babies conceived *for* a car, not *in* one   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 62
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2007-09-11 03:23:45 PM  
Of course, that would be before I knew that the Filter hated said expression.

/tail between legs.
 
2007-09-11 05:48:44 PM  
Lame headline.
 
2007-09-11 05:49:19 PM  
I can get behind that holiday.

/And on top of it.
//And underneath it.
 
2007-09-11 05:50:10 PM  
img96.imageshack.us

/only one I had, sorry.
 
2007-09-11 05:50:50 PM  
Is Russia trying to become the new China?
 
2007-09-11 05:53:24 PM  
Copulate for the Rodina!!!
 
2007-09-11 05:54:10 PM  
Does that include an infant car seat?
/got nuthin'
 
2007-09-11 05:59:53 PM  
Mmmm, heroin-soaked alcoholic women....
 
2007-09-11 06:00:16 PM  
In America, you put "In God We Trust" on your money. In Russia, we have no money!
 
2007-09-11 06:00:40 PM  
Declining birthrates is becoming a problem in more than just Russia. Many European countries are having unusually low birthrates. Why is this a bad thing? The only people having babies are fundies, and fundies with the numbers will take over, whether christian fundies or muslim fundies. Bad times ahead.
 
2007-09-11 06:01:44 PM  
In Soviet Union, the baby carries you!
 
2007-09-11 06:01:52 PM  
Gothmolly: Mmmm, heroin-soaked alcoholic women....

Actually, the women are fine. It's the men that are the problem.

Although, all of them are Russian, which puts them on the batshiat scale by default.
 
2007-09-11 06:02:08 PM  
OMG LOL! Yakov Smirnoff! Good one smitty! LOL!
 
2007-09-11 06:04:22 PM  
static.syswear.com
 
2007-09-11 06:06:43 PM  
they should give their women some EXTREME makeovers...Cause all the russian women I've seen on TV look like men...except the spies..heck, make them all spies...make the men...like men...play miles davis from a helicopter...artificially inseminate...

ok, ok...
got nuthin...
 
2007-09-11 06:12:49 PM  
I really hope the similar headline I submitted doesn't appear now.
Especially since this one is such a dud.
 
2007-09-11 06:13:53 PM  
I bet after word, the local official will say, "Oh, haha, jokes on you. No prizes here, but thanks for helping us solve our demographic problem."

Thousands of Russian children will then be aborted; coat-hanger sales will skyrocket.
 
2007-09-11 06:15:08 PM  
or maybe "before word"

Afterward... After word... where did that come from?
 
2007-09-11 06:16:22 PM  
In ten to fifteen years, natalist parties (parties which promote a higher birth rate) will be a serious driving force in virtually every arena of European politics.
 
2007-09-11 06:18:08 PM  
Approves of subby's headline:

www.countrymusictravel.com
 
2007-09-11 06:20:30 PM  
Ready, set, breed!
 
2007-09-11 06:24:01 PM  
What a thread!
 
2007-09-11 06:25:24 PM  
Lovely and talented Russian woman:
www.anthem-magazine.com

/though she grew up in the Bronx, so I don't know if that counts
 
2007-09-11 06:27:57 PM  
whiterrabbit: they should give their women some EXTREME makeovers...Cause all the russian women I've seen on TV look like men...except the spies..heck, make them all spies...make the men...like men...play miles davis from a helicopter...artificially inseminate...

ok, ok...
got nuthin...


LOL. Yes, nuthin.

Russian women are generally very hot. They've got those high slavic cheek bones, and they dress and wear makeup like 'hos on your favorite avenue.

Then they turn into Moscow (Idaho) potatoes at about 40.
 
2007-09-11 06:38:42 PM  
i157.photobucket.com

/America - fark yeah!
 
2007-09-11 06:39:47 PM  
kscakes.com
 
2007-09-11 06:44:18 PM  
Robo Beat: Lovely and talented Russian woman:

mhm i have seen her live twice though sadly cant make it to her baltimore show this time around : [
 
2007-09-11 06:47:01 PM  
Robo Beat:

Mmm... Regina. If all Russian women looked like her, I think they wouldn't need to be holding any contests.
 
2007-09-11 06:47:38 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2007-09-11 06:51:11 PM  
www.forumsigs.com

Or her.
 
2007-09-11 06:52:22 PM  
lazymojo "After word" ... where did that come from?

Its not "afterword" its "afterward" ... with an 'a'.

Like "backward" and "forward".

I go here for my linguistic self-pleasuring:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=afterward&searchmode=none
 
2007-09-11 06:52:29 PM  
Bring a kid into this world ?
Not for a car or even all the gold in Fort Knox !

Some may argue the next kid could be the one that changed the world for the better.

But what are the freaking odds of that ?
Chances are the next kid will be worst than Hitler !
 
2007-09-11 06:59:50 PM  
Hooray for eugenics!
 
2007-09-11 07:03:23 PM  
Ned the Wookie: Copulate for the Rodina!!!

i92.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-11 07:05:22 PM  
whiterrabbit: they should give their women some EXTREME makeovers...Cause all the russian women I've seen on TV look like men...except the spies..heck, make them all spies...make the men...like men...play miles davis from a helicopter...artificially inseminate...

ok, ok...
got nuthin...


my Russian gf and myself tend to disagree
 
2007-09-11 07:05:29 PM  
Car conceives YOU!
 
2007-09-11 07:08:05 PM  
I guess they need more future soldiers for when Putin goes off the deep end and declares war on us.

/Joking
//Sort of
 
2007-09-11 07:11:29 PM  
It's a capitalist myth that communists hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
 
2007-09-11 07:11:31 PM  
They better have jobs for all these kids when they hit their teens, otherwise they'll just grow up and overthrow the government. I think that's what happened in Romania.

Nice snot shot!
 
2007-09-11 07:19:46 PM  
So...what's the age of consent in Russia?
 
2007-09-11 07:31:02 PM  
From Urban Dictionary
babushka bomb

Eastern European women are pretty when they're young, but age quickly and badly. The babushka bomb hits.

Ex. Anna Kournikova is hot now, but wait til the babushka bomb drops.
 
2007-09-11 07:40:29 PM  
RadioactiveApe It's a capitalist myth that communists hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

farking Russians. Nothing changes. farking Bolsheviks.
 
2007-09-11 07:42:54 PM  
marylander: Robo Beat: Lovely and talented Russian woman:

mhm i have seen her live twice though sadly cant make it to her baltimore show this time around : [


I missed the chance to see her play in London last week. Still kicking myself.
 
2007-09-11 07:46:45 PM  
CraniYum: From Urban Dictionary
babushka bomb

Eastern European women are pretty when they're young, but age quickly and badly. The babushka bomb hits.

Ex. Anna Kournikova is hot now, but wait til the babushka bomb drops.


Being Russian, I can say will all certainty that this statement is true and false. Russian women who come here while they're still hot, tend to remain hot. Russian women who stay there get the Babushka bomb.
 
2007-09-11 07:48:25 PM  
Hans Brix: Or her.

When I was in Moscow, I got approached by a really hot Russian chick - she said she wanted to have sex with an American. I had a girlfriend back home, so I refused.

She got really pissed and said "Who are you to refuse my sugar?? WHO ARE YOU TO REFUSE ME ANYTHING?!?"
 
2007-09-11 07:48:54 PM  
I've heard that the Babushka Bomb is the result of equal parts crappy cosmetics, heavy drinking, and crazy Russian men. Is there any truth to this?
 
2007-09-11 07:50:40 PM  
inconnu: In ten to fifteen years, natalist parties (parties which promote a higher birth rate) will be a serious driving force in virtually every arena of European politics.

There is such a group in Russia. It's basically a youth movement of Putin's party, and kind of scary in a "Hitler Youth" sort of way.
 
2007-09-11 07:51:33 PM  
Robo Beat: I've heard that the Babushka Bomb is the result of equal parts crappy cosmetics, heavy drinking, and crazy Russian men. Is there any truth to this?

Don't forget standing in long bread lines during harsh winters.
 
2007-09-11 07:52:12 PM  
Case in point, Olga Korbut

Then
www.sports-hotline.com.tw
Now
news.bbc.co.uk
 
2007-09-11 07:53:09 PM  
Robo Beat: I've heard that the Babushka Bomb is the result of equal parts crappy cosmetics, heavy drinking, and crazy Russian men. Is there any truth to this?

Well, DJ_Kremlin's comment (that it doesn't happen in Russian women in the US) is consistant with that theory. That is, cosmetics are of higher quality with fewer dangerous chemicals in the US, the women probably drink less vodka here, and probably get slapped around less here.
 
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