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(Boston Globe)   Not news: Woman can't find her keys. News: Believing her keys to be stolen, she torches her neighbors' trailer in retaliation. Fark: Her keys were hanging from her pants pocket all along. Oopsie   (boston.com) divider line 73
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2007-09-08 11:23:14 AM
This just in: biatches be crazy.

(man, that would work better if there wasn't a filter)
 
2007-09-08 11:35:22 AM
The woman told her boyfriend her keys were missing, at which time he pointed to a set of keys hanging from her pants pocket and "she began to cry," Riley said.

bwhahaha...priceless.
 
2007-09-08 11:36:00 AM
Maybe, just maybe, drugs were involved with this woman's behavior. Maybe.
 
2007-09-08 11:38:46 AM
Meth. This is what meth will do to you.
 
2007-09-08 11:39:22 AM
Maybe she should be shot? Ya know, that's what I'm leaning towards in this case. A bullet would help her move along in many ways... at the very least she wouldn't be living in the trailer park anymore.
 
2007-09-08 11:41:52 AM
We're so proud of our meth communities here in Oregon.
 
2007-09-08 11:42:45 AM
I farkin' hate pikeys.
 
2007-09-08 11:43:56 AM
That story had everything!

A Trailer Fire, missing keys, a crazy/crying woman!

If only all news stories could be this awesome!
 
2007-09-08 11:49:10 AM
Indeed this story does!

It must be keyturday!

/sigh
 
2007-09-08 11:49:27 AM
I hate when I lose my keys and find em hanging from my pocket.

/oops..my bad. soooorrrry
 
2007-09-08 11:50:31 AM
A damage estimate was not immediately available.

I'm guessing about thirty bucks.
 
2007-09-08 11:50:40 AM
Seriously, we need an Oregon tag. That being said, it's a guarantee that this stupid biatch was a meth head.
 
2007-09-08 11:50:46 AM
meth, you say?

i4.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-08 11:51:42 AM
FOOLS! I'VE DONE THIS A HUNDERED TIMES!
 
2007-09-08 11:51:59 AM
overreact much?
 
2007-09-08 11:52:08 AM
weaselette: We're so proud of our meth communities here in Oregon.

Are you going to the Eugene Celebration this weekend?
 
2007-09-08 11:52:59 AM
Shvetz: Maybe, just maybe, drugs were involved with this woman's behavior. Maybe.

Yeah. Estrogen. Maybe.
 
2007-09-08 11:53:52 AM
You can take a woman out of the batshiat, but you can't take the batshiat out of a woman.

/got nuthin
 
2007-09-08 11:54:38 AM
Just as I expected, here come the excuses for a woman's cruel and evil behavior. "Meth made her do it" soon to be followed by "the neighbor made her do it" and possibly "the boyfriend made her do it". Isn't it possible that she is a bad person that needs to be locked away for life to keep society safe?

I think if it was a man who set the trailer on fire, there would be immediate calls for the death penalty or at least life in prison.

/love watching the backflips some people do to excuse the bad behavior of women.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2007-09-08 11:54:50 AM
After going home to fetch lighter fluid and cooking oil

I wonder if she used her keys to get in her house.
 
2007-09-08 12:00:09 PM
meth
 
2007-09-08 12:00:54 PM
ZAZ: I wonder if she used her keys to get in her house.

That would make the entire thing twice as funny.
 
2007-09-08 12:03:00 PM
There's got to be a country song in there someplace.
 
2007-09-08 12:04:12 PM
Meth is a wonderful drug.
 
2007-09-08 12:07:02 PM
Man, that's methhed up.
 
2007-09-08 12:08:22 PM
It's amusing enough that she torched the place. The keys hanging from her pants make it hilarious.
 
2007-09-08 12:11:03 PM
"My bad."
 
2007-09-08 12:13:01 PM
montex: Just as I expected, here come the excuses for a woman's cruel and evil behavior. "Meth made her do it" soon to be followed by "the neighbor made her do it" and possibly "the boyfriend made her do it". Isn't it possible that she is a bad person that needs to be locked away for life to keep society safe?

I think if it was a man who set the trailer on fire, there would be immediate calls for the death penalty or at least life in prison.

/love watching the backflips some people do to excuse the bad behavior of women.


Who's making excuses? As far as I can tell, it's very possible to be both A) A drug addict and B) A psychotic loser at the same time. Some people don't need one to be the other. This sounds like one of those people. Quit trying to make this a "b-b-but what if a MAN did it!?" situation, because it's not. She's a rotten coont, and drug-addled or not, she's still a rotten coont. That make you feel any better?
 
2007-09-08 12:15:22 PM
Mom?

/oblig
 
2007-09-08 12:16:06 PM
i137.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-08 12:18:57 PM
Come on now, who hasn't burned down the neighbors house when you couldn't find your keys?
 
2007-09-08 12:20:20 PM

If she was willing to break into her neighbor's house, why couldn't the lady just break into and hotwire all the things her missing keys were for?


Her neighbor should be allowed to burn down the perp's trailer.

 
2007-09-08 12:26:19 PM
crazy.
 
2007-09-08 12:27:25 PM
Yup, that's a Blue State for you.
 
2007-09-08 12:28:35 PM
at least she wasn't driving!

ba da bing!
 
2007-09-08 12:30:00 PM
she will use the "but who will take care of my babies if i'm in jail.my babies.my babies"? defense
 
2007-09-08 12:31:52 PM
damnit...this should've been there,
i210.photobucket.comcrazy.
 
2007-09-08 12:35:59 PM
well, i tried looking for pics of ms. mcdaniel, with no luck. then again, she lives in a trailer in oregon, so i didn't expect to find much
 
2007-09-08 12:39:45 PM
lelio Yup, that's a Blue State for you.

Please don't go there. Someone will point out that Florida is a Red State.
 
2007-09-08 12:41:45 PM
You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.
 
2007-09-08 12:50:35 PM
Can we give this "Not News, News, Fark" shiat a break, just for a little while? Jeez.
 
2007-09-08 12:51:32 PM
www.recyclethis.co.uk

Where's that damn jingling coming from?
 
2007-09-08 12:51:51 PM
Sweet_Baby_Jesus: We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

Exactly! All of the information is, at this time, only:

According to a police report,
according to the report.
according to the report.

and
according to the report.

They did fail to use "according to the report" in the paragraph about the 911 call, but I think it can be assumed, given its place of pride in practically every other paragraph.
 
2007-09-08 12:54:25 PM
Sweet_Baby_Jesus You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.


She is innocent until proven guilty, but she admitted setting the fire. All that really matters is whether she is hot AND bisexual because she is probably heading for prison.
 
2007-09-08 12:57:12 PM
Megain


musta been this chic

www.methtaskforce.org
 
2007-09-08 12:58:19 PM
Liberal college professors are wreaking havoc on society.

Oh, wait...
 
2007-09-08 01:14:35 PM
How is it possible that this story didn't originate in Florida?

/Ashamed of my state for being out-stupided.
 
2007-09-08 01:17:04 PM
Scrophulous Barking Duck: She is innocent until proven guilty, but she admitted setting the fire.

That doesn't mean anything. Meth makes you say all kinds of crazy stuff.

Oh...wait...
 
2007-09-08 01:24:47 PM
Scrophulous Barking Duck: Sweet_Baby_Jesus You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.


She is innocent until proven Uguilty,. but she admitted setting the fire. All that really matters is whether she is hot AND bisexual because she is probably heading for prison.
 
2007-09-08 01:26:01 PM
Oregon: The Alabama of the Pacific Northwest.

My family used to drive up and stop for a day or so to visit relatives in Bend on the way to visit more family in Olympia and Aberdeen, WA. I don't know what it was, but there was always some sort of crazy people no matter where we stopped in Oregon - be it for gasoline, groceries or just to get out and stretch (because it's cruel to keep four kids cooped up in a camper from central California to Washington). We stopped in Roseburg one time to pick up a few things, gas the camper and wander around. This was back in 71 - before meth was an issue. The people we ran into at the Piggly-Wiggly, the Ben Franklin and the Shell station could have been extras in Deliverance. We're talking creepy-scary; the type of people you're convinced have been marrying their cousins for the last 7 generations. One guy asked my dad if he was interested in "trading the dog for a baby girl" (we had a German shorthaired pointer) because it "looks like a good huntin' dog".

The one and only time I ever heard anything approaching fear in my dad's voice: "Marge, kids... in the truck! We are LEAVING!"
 
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