This just in: biatches be crazy.

(man, that would work better if there wasn't a filter)

The woman told her boyfriend her keys were missing, at which time he pointed to a set of keys hanging from her pants pocket and "she began to cry," Riley said.

bwhahaha...priceless.

Maybe, just maybe, drugs were involved with this woman's behavior. Maybe.

Maybe she should be shot? Ya know, that's what I'm leaning towards in this case. A bullet would help her move along in many ways... at the very least she wouldn't be living in the trailer park anymore.

We're so proud of our meth communities here in Oregon.

I farkin' hate pikeys.

That story had everything!

A Trailer Fire, missing keys, a crazy/crying woman!

If only all news stories could be this awesome!

Indeed this story does!

It must be keyturday!

/sigh

I hate when I lose my keys and find em hanging from my pocket.

/oops..my bad. soooorrrry

A damage estimate was not immediately available.

I'm guessing about thirty bucks.

meth, you say?

FOOLS! I'VE DONE THIS A HUNDERED TIMES!

overreact much?

You can take a woman out of the batshiat, but you can't take the batshiat out of a woman.

/got nuthin

Just as I expected, here come the excuses for a woman's cruel and evil behavior. "Meth made her do it" soon to be followed by "the neighbor made her do it" and possibly "the boyfriend made her do it". Isn't it possible that she is a bad person that needs to be locked away for life to keep society safe?

I think if it was a man who set the trailer on fire, there would be immediate calls for the death penalty or at least life in prison.

/love watching the backflips some people do to excuse the bad behavior of women.

ZAZ: I wonder if she used her keys to get in her house.

That would make the entire thing twice as funny.

There's got to be a country song in there someplace.

Meth is a wonderful drug.

Man, that's methhed up.

It's amusing enough that she torched the place. The keys hanging from her pants make it hilarious.

"My bad."

montex: Just as I expected, here come the excuses for a woman's cruel and evil behavior. "Meth made her do it" soon to be followed by "the neighbor made her do it" and possibly "the boyfriend made her do it". Isn't it possible that she is a bad person that needs to be locked away for life to keep society safe?

I think if it was a man who set the trailer on fire, there would be immediate calls for the death penalty or at least life in prison.

/love watching the backflips some people do to excuse the bad behavior of women.

Who's making excuses? As far as I can tell, it's very possible to be both A) A drug addict and B) A psychotic loser at the same time. Some people don't need one to be the other. This sounds like one of those people. Quit trying to make this a "b-b-but what if a MAN did it!?" situation, because it's not. She's a rotten coont, and drug-addled or not, she's still a rotten coont. That make you feel any better?

Mom?

/oblig

Come on now, who hasn't burned down the neighbors house when you couldn't find your keys?

crazy.

Yup, that's a Blue State for you.

at least she wasn't driving!

ba da bing!

she will use the "but who will take care of my babies if i'm in jail.my babies.my babies"? defense

damnit...this should've been there,
crazy.

well, i tried looking for pics of ms. mcdaniel, with no luck. then again, she lives in a trailer in oregon, so i didn't expect to find much

lelio Yup, that's a Blue State for you.

Please don't go there. Someone will point out that Florida is a Red State.

You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.

Can we give this "Not News, News, Fark" shiat a break, just for a little while? Jeez.

Where's that damn jingling coming from?

Sweet_Baby_Jesus You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.


She is innocent until proven guilty, but she admitted setting the fire. All that really matters is whether she is hot AND bisexual because she is probably heading for prison.

Megain


musta been this chic

Liberal college professors are wreaking havoc on society.

Oh, wait...

How is it possible that this story didn't originate in Florida?

/Ashamed of my state for being out-stupided.

Scrophulous Barking Duck: She is innocent until proven guilty, but she admitted setting the fire.

That doesn't mean anything. Meth makes you say all kinds of crazy stuff.

Oh...wait...

Scrophulous Barking Duck: Sweet_Baby_Jesus You guys disgust me. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? We have nothing more to go on than circumstantial evidence that this woman was even involved.

If we are to truly call ourselves American, it is absolutely imperative that we first determine if this woman is hot. Only then can we determine her guilt.


She is innocent until proven Uguilty,. but she admitted setting the fire. All that really matters is whether she is hot AND bisexual because she is probably heading for prison.

Oregon: The Alabama of the Pacific Northwest.

My family used to drive up and stop for a day or so to visit relatives in Bend on the way to visit more family in Olympia and Aberdeen, WA. I don't know what it was, but there was always some sort of crazy people no matter where we stopped in Oregon - be it for gasoline, groceries or just to get out and stretch (because it's cruel to keep four kids cooped up in a camper from central California to Washington). We stopped in Roseburg one time to pick up a few things, gas the camper and wander around. This was back in 71 - before meth was an issue. The people we ran into at the Piggly-Wiggly, the Ben Franklin and the Shell station could have been extras in Deliverance. We're talking creepy-scary; the type of people you're convinced have been marrying their cousins for the last 7 generations. One guy asked my dad if he was interested in "trading the dog for a baby girl" (we had a German shorthaired pointer) because it "looks like a good huntin' dog".

The one and only time I ever heard anything approaching fear in my dad's voice: "Marge, kids... in the truck! We are LEAVING!"