I would take Wendy's over McDonald's ANYDAY !!!
Better food.

This was more of a rant than an article. Is this guy always so wound up?

I read "Fast Food Nation", so I try cut back on the drive-thru orders, but I still gotta eat.

Cook? Haha, k, seriously though.

Death to the doo dah's. Come up with something bordering on original. F***.

I work at mcdonalds :^()

I would say the food sucks accept I think it actually has to have some kind of taste in order for it to be a bad taste.

Anyway, unless they've got Arthur Anderson doing their books, it's probably a good time to buy their stock.

Clickman My heart goes out to you; hopefully you'll get a life soon.


Would you like to supersize your loser status today?

Ok, the first half of the doo dah thing is ok, but the "all the doo dah day" really has to go...

Ah. The pleasures of seeing unbiased journalism at work. God bless America!

Oh come on!

Worst. Doo-dah. Ever.

NICE SIMILIES

Fat-Beaver and Foaming Pipe Snake have it right. Hey, that sounds like a Fox sit-com....

09-20-02 02:46:50 PM SLAYERSWINE
I would take Wendy's over McDonald's ANYDAY !!!
Better food.

I'm with you on that one good buddy! Although i could argue the meaning of "better". But the .99 cent chili rocks my world.

Long Live The Doo-Dah's!!

McDonalds nearest my house always forgets to put the cheese on my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, I mean, it's in the freakin name, how hard can that be to remember??

Also, there is a lady that works there with really really bad tattoo makeup.

Wendy's all the way. Dave Thomas is the man, now and always. *salute*

^_^ # <-- spatula

As I see it Mc-D's is still going to be a good investment. Its not like America's taste is getting better. Or the rest of the world for that matter.

Poor company has been reduced to a measly 22.8 BILLION dollar enterprise. Who can live on that?

Morford is known to San Francisco Chronicle online readers as a first class Marxist nutjob. Every time I see one of his articles Farked I shudder.

Arby's>*

Xsgoddess - Had to take a break from that frenzied mother- beats- kid thread and you farking cracked me up. Whew! I needed that.

I like the 99 cent chicken nuggets at Wendy's. Better than McDonalds lame attempt at chicken strips (they look like two nuggets fused together).

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Mark Morford in no way attempts to write "unbiased journalism". He's a columnist, and theyre sposta write opinions. Morfords is the voice of the left coast lefti pinko commie scum of california, and god bless him! *waves tiny flag* Bless the master morford, bless him!

Actually, this column wasnt so great, but some of his other ones are fanfarkingtastic.

If ever there was a time for a THANK GOD tag, now would be it...

CableGuy i'll sign that puppy, and add "france surrenders" to it as well.

Wldncrzy14: "I like the 99 cent chicken nuggets at Wendy's."

Is the Jack In The Box in Washington? They have the best chicken strips in Los Angeles. IMHO.

Dllsgrlz
Glad I could help you out. If I could stand Cheeseless Quarter Pounders with Cheese I'd go there and try to take a picture for you.

It is REALLY scary. And she's really stupid and annoying. I ordered a small milkshake once and she made me pay for a large one (you know how pay first) and I asked why it was so much and she told, oh , it's large, that why, and I was all like "Yo lady, I be orderin a small, not a large" and she asked me what the big difference was....

Uh...

I mean seriously, I know you're stupid if you get facial makeup tattooed on, but she wins a prize.

DEATH TO DOO-DAHS!11

Biffstertim

Morford? Marxist? No way man. He's liberal, sure, but he's no marxist.

Writing about how gross corporate greed is and saying its farked that enron execs walk away with millions while their workers get the shaft doesn't make one marxist.

Wendy's is really cheap, so I almost always go there (I believe I should be able to get a complete, full meal for under 5 dollars).

AMD's stock has been in the toilet as well. I "purchased" it for my economic class at about $8.70, and it's now down to about $6.40. All of my other stocks are just about even, so I've decided that the stock market really sucks right now.

bah, filter took out the extra !'s

i seriously hate that cliche.

Father_Jack: "CableGuy i'll sign that puppy, and add "france surrenders" to it as well."

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With apologies to Monty Python...

Do-dah songs have gone to far, doo-dah doo-dah,
Just like in the U.S.S.R. oh the doo-dah day

I am making my own petition:

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With apologies to all who posted petitions, but it takes me a lot longer to read all of your get rid of cliche posts than it does to read the cliches themselves. Old tired cliches are a part of fark... haven't you all noticed yet?

"Sovet Russia" is banned but "doo-dah" lives?

Best do dah ever!

The last several doo-dah's have really stunk. Time to kill it. I'll sign.

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Father_Jack:

Fair enough: okay, Morford's not a Marxist. Extreme Left Winger who writes on and on with sentences and thoughts and musings that never end because all he wants to do is to practice yoga and meet chicks and auto-fellate and who believes in tantric sex and good wine and bashing anything to the right of Stephanie Salter...

You get the picture! :o)

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Obviously has a huge vocabulary and is damn proud of it. I wonder if he ever fully understood where a simile was to be used and where it could be really abused.

Worst. Link. Today.

This is twice now that links on Fark have made my head explode. Thank God for the weekend.

Biff..

I. . . I would agree with that.

:)

I think Mark Morford would to.

Come over here and do ahhh on this.

could someone teach that columnist how to write? geez..that is horrible- and i don't mean the material. all those...big words..and not evern well used big words. could someone uninstall his microsoft word thesaurus?

tee hee. Doo dah's are all kinds of funny...just like that Carrot Top guy...and that dog that got burned with gasoline. Funny, funny stuff. Too, too funny.

Doo-Dah blew (try to rhyme).

Anywho, BK is superior to Mickey D's anyday.

Xsgoddess,
I used to shop at this outlet place where the relic Jewish woman (not that there's ANYTNHING wrong with that) would pick a color for the day, and wear it head to toe. Red from her hair to to her shoes, with more makeup than you ever thought humanly possible. She had the tattooed eyebrows and it totally freaked me out. I called her The Crayon Lady.