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(The Sun)   Pete Doherty has been captured on camera forcing his pet cat to smoke crack   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 174
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2007-09-07 09:11:56 AM
Last night the RSPCA said of the kitten picture: "It is hard to launch an investigation into possible abuse from just a photograph. There needs to be more evidence."

It's all the evidence required to launch a Sun article though. Looks more like some unidentified person is trying to make a cat drink from the wrong end of a miniature whisky bottle.
 
2007-09-07 09:31:00 AM
Looks more like some unidentified person is trying to make a cat drink from the wrong end of a miniature whisky bottle.

Exactly. What a BS article.


In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks.

O RLY?
 
2007-09-07 09:34:27 AM
How can so much dumb fit into one ugly bag of mostly water without rupturing?
 
2007-09-07 09:36:43 AM
SherKhan: How can so much dumb fit into one ugly bag of mostly water without rupturing?

TNG much?
 
2007-09-07 09:45:12 AM
I can has crack?

/cmon, you know you were thinking it
 
2007-09-07 09:49:38 AM
Okay! Hey, does anybody know where I can get some cat handcuffs? I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs. Either two little ones like this, to go around the little paws.. or a big one that hooks onto my arm and then hooks onto the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair.. of cat handcuffs, so.. Well, I found out that when I'm away, he goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught him, I went out to his little house, where he sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where he is now, I guess he went out to Catalina, or somrthing like that, I don't know.. [ audience groans slightly ] No. He bought a catamaran, and went out.. [ audience groans again ] No, he got it out of a catalog.. [ groans ] This is a catastrophe! Hey, just remember - comedy is pretty!
 
2007-09-07 09:54:58 AM
vernonFL: In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks.

That's the part that got me too.
 
2007-09-07 10:03:31 AM
binnster: ... trying to make a cat drink from the wrong end of a miniature whisky bottle.


Its one of those party poppers. The kind made to look like a tiny champagne bottle. You pull the string and out pops confetti.
It makes a perfect little holder for whatever you want to smoke from it.



//or so I hear
 
Ra_
2007-09-07 10:06:26 AM
People, let us PLEASE not jump to conclusions.
Pete deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Also, cat doping is part of his culture and heritage
and Pete didn't know it was wrong.
Actually, he's White, like me, so give him a break.
 
2007-09-07 10:19:40 AM
You all are giving the benefit of the doubt to Pete Dougherty?
 
2007-09-07 10:53:57 AM
I've often defended you in the past, Pete, but if this is true, you really need to be put to pasture.
 
2007-09-07 10:54:00 AM
I dug around for more info on the crack squirrel problem.

The only stories I found that were actually about squirrels on crack were in London. Even another Sun article (^) that says the same thing about our squirrels. I found other little blog and forum posts but they all originate in the UK and bad mouth our squirrels.

Conclusion: The UK hates us and the only thing they can come up with is to talk shiat about our squirrels. Farking wankers.
 
2007-09-07 10:57:40 AM
On the other hand, "Crack Squirrel" would be an excellent name for a band.
 
Ant
2007-09-07 11:12:07 AM
Who?
 
2007-09-07 11:16:49 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws:

Conclusion: The UK hates us and the only thing they can come up with is to talk shiat about our squirrels. Farking wankers.


We don't hate America, we just hate your president squirrels.

www.scriobh.com

/pic shamelessly stolen from cormee's profile
 
2007-09-07 12:30:39 PM
this deserves a combo photoshop/caption thread.
 
2007-09-07 12:31:05 PM
They're still pissed that our "Crack Squirrels" kicked their asses at Antietam.

/Anybody?
 
2007-09-07 12:31:49 PM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-07 12:32:15 PM
Pete Doherty's a douchebag.

that is all.
 
2007-09-07 12:32:15 PM
Sick-ass punk biatch needs his nuts removed with a Taco Bell spork and fed to him with rancid mayonnaise...
 
2007-09-07 12:33:11 PM
I heard it makes great bait.
 
2007-09-07 12:33:20 PM
or maybe a miniature liquor bottle.

-1, Sun. -1.
 
2007-09-07 12:33:40 PM
Let me shoe you my crack pipe.
My crack pipe, let me show it to you.
 
2007-09-07 12:34:41 PM
ugh..

Why not just burn his passport and put him on his way.
 
2007-09-07 12:34:50 PM
www.plein.nl


AWWW Hell naw, that white boy be's messing up serious wasting that good rock on that cat
 
2007-09-07 12:36:42 PM
yeah, we do hate your damn squirrels. We didn't have greys before you damn yankis infected us with them, and now they've almost completely driven out the reds, bastards.

I do remember a few years ago hearing about agressive squirrels in London's parks, and how that was because of people leaving packs of cigarettes there. The evidence for this was that torn up cigarette papers had been found in the park. Methinks it might have been dope smokers, rather than squirrels, but don't let me harsh your trip, man.
 
2007-09-07 12:36:53 PM
When is this douche going to finally OD or DIAF?

/he is a waste of air
//in my death pool, along with Amy Whinehouse and Britney.
 
2007-09-07 12:37:50 PM
Pete Doherty ?
WHO?
 
2007-09-07 12:38:20 PM
img118.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-07 12:38:22 PM
i40.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-07 12:38:23 PM
Either way, the guy sounds like an utter wank.
 
2007-09-07 12:38:25 PM
They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY.

That's some funny right there. I'd love to see a cat that thinks it can fly.

Question is, if he cuts the cat off, will it go batshiat crazy when detoxing?

I knew a guy who'd stuff his cat into a paper grocery bag and blow pot smoke into it.


/Hates cats
//Well, at least mine.
 
2007-09-07 12:38:54 PM
New Meme Time!

Crack Squirrels!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (cough cough) eeeeeeeeeee!
 
2007-09-07 12:39:53 PM
That looks conspicuously like a bottle and not a crack pipe.
 
2007-09-07 12:39:59 PM
Gothnet: We didn't have greys before you damn yankis infected us with them, and now they've almost completely driven out the reds, bastards.

Thanks for the starlings. They're such a blessing.
 
2007-09-07 12:40:44 PM
They said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY.

How in the hell do his friends know what the cat's thinking?
 
2007-09-07 12:40:51 PM
I won't play with twine.
And Pete Dougherty thinks I'm fine.

They're tryin' to make me go to rehab, man I say meow, meow, meow.
Yes I'm a cat, and I'm smokin' crack sayin' meow, meow meow.
 
2007-09-07 12:41:39 PM
Caturday came early this week!!!
 
2007-09-07 12:42:07 PM
I hate humans.
 
2007-09-07 12:42:33 PM
Isn't it time the media stopped reporting on this talentless oaf.
Without the publicity he courts, he and his dubious antics would soon be forgotten.
A good spell in a proper prison for class 'A' possession is what this loser needs.
See how clever he is then, he wouldn't last 2 minutes in the 'scrubs'

Squirrels digging for crack, that's just nuts!
 
2007-09-07 12:43:09 PM
bitteroldman:
Its one of those party poppers. The kind made to look like a tiny champagne bottle. You pull the string and out pops confetti.
It makes a perfect little holder for whatever you want to smoke from it.


Part Poppers aren't clear.

img213.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-07 12:43:27 PM
I might care if I knew who the fark Pete Doherty is.

/but I don't know.
//so I don't care.
 
2007-09-07 12:43:36 PM
ok, now i know squirrels flip out randomly, but I thought that was just regular behavior. everybody in america must hide their crack in the ground and have parts eaten by squirrels, as they act cracked out all the time.

/least we dont have cracked out minks or feral ferrets doping.
 
2007-09-07 12:44:53 PM
The cat wants to smoke crack, has a ready source of crack, however, the cat does not have opposable thumbs to hold the pipe and the lighter. Doherty is doing his part to help the animals.
 
2007-09-07 12:44:55 PM
Disgusting if true.
 
2007-09-07 12:46:12 PM
squirreloncrack.com (new window)

//Reminds me of my cousin
 
2007-09-07 12:46:19 PM
I would punch this guy in the face and accept the jail time.

That is all.
 
2007-09-07 12:46:20 PM
img53.imageshack.us

/even if the article is not true, this guy is an epic douche nozzle
 
2007-09-07 12:46:44 PM
Again, proof that god does not exists... this guy is banging a supermodel.
 
2007-09-07 12:47:14 PM
FTFA: "In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks."

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Conclusion: The UK hates us and the only thing they can come up with is to talk shiat about our squirrels. Farking wankers.

So, in conclusion, the UK thinks we're so drugged out that even our squirrels are crackheads. I, for one, would be very interested in research regarding these so-called crack squirrels.
 
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