I'm Stephen King and I'm getting a kick out of all these replies.

The Icelander: I'd be more upset at the asshole who released the confidential picture of my daughter than my 18-year-old daughter posing nude for her boyfriend

I agree, I think, but I would question my daughter's intelligence/common sense.

ms. bigglesworth:

EWwwwww, it is all sticky in this thread.

After looking at your profile pic it's going to get a lot stickier.

/married and lonely
//can't help myself

keypusher: I agree, I think, but I would question my daughter's intelligence/common sense.

My job is to raise her to be able to choose her partners wisely. If she's happy enough with her body to be willing to pose nude, she's better off than most young women in America.

stiletto_the_wise: How does posing naked for a picture "hurt the image" of one's employer?

When one's employer makes a product designed for children there are different standards. If this was a company that had a more normal target market, I'd be angry like the rest of you but this sort of action by Disney seems justified to me.

BunkyBrewman: Remember kiddies, the naked body is a bad thing.... MMM'K?

Remember Farker that certain topics are not appropriate for certain age groups...

The Icelander: keypusher: I agree, I think, but I would question my daughter's intelligence/common sense.

My job is to raise her to be able to choose her partners wisely. If she's happy enough with her body to be willing to pose nude, she's better off than most young women in America.

Better watch out.. my son is 10 months old, so only a year older.

Wait...what? An Ashley Tisdale nipslip?? If one were to view said photo, where would they find it? You know, just to make sure my kid doesn't go there. Yeah, that's the ticket. Yes, her knees are a little sharp, but damn she's hot!

Rickenbacker: Wait...what? An Ashley Tisdale nipslip?? If one were to view said photo, where would they find it? You know, just to make sure my kid doesn't go there. Yeah, that's the ticket. Yes, her knees are a little sharp, but damn she's hot!

Google is your friend

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/13939255.html

No linky cause it's NSFW

Crewmannumber6: I'm Paul Harvey. Good day.

WTF does that have to do with my bare cocknbawls?

"I'll be in my bunk..."

Vanessa Hudgens bushy beaver gets her fired from Disney.

Who is this chick? What does she do for Disney?

Not up on my celebrities.

Want.

droptone: When one's employer makes a product designed for children there are different standards. If this was a company that had a more normal target market, I'd be angry like the rest of you but this sort of action by Disney seems justified to me.

I disagree.. It's not like there's a Disney logo on the nudie pic. She didn't sneak it into one of their films. Her having a picture of herself taken has nothing to do with any of Disney's products.

What if she were seen at a shooting range doing some target practice or something? Could she be fired because Disney doesn't want to be associated with guns? I smell an airtight discrimination lawsuit.

dwade: Disney doesn't like people to know their starlets have breast. This may not be true but I heard that towards the end of Lizzie McGuire Hilary Duff's breast got too big for their liking and they taped her breasts down to make them look smaller.

Hi dwade. They're breasts. Not breast. As there are two of them on the standard model, its plural. Just because there is an "s" somewhere near the end of the word, does not mean it is plural.

/end grammar nazi.
//The phrase "i want a woman with nice breast" has stopped me from replying to more craigslBoobiess than you can possibly imagine . . . .

stiletto_the_wise: I disagree.. It's not like there's a Disney logo on the nudie pic. She didn't sneak it into one of their films. Her having a picture of herself taken has nothing to do with any of Disney's products.

See:

Shvetz: Right. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that when a kid plugs her name into Google, a million sites with pictures of her snatch come up...

Chiggity Chza: What about the silver dollar size nipples? I am so going to get fired, I can't help but click on the NSFW links in the article

moops:
Silver dollar? Those are dinner plates.

I had really hoped Farkers would be able to distinguish nipples from areolas. Then again...

...like a pinata full of vicodin.

For future reference, please don't put the word "nude" in the url, webmasters. My monitor faces the wall but that would be a bit hard to justify in the logs.

/not bookmarking

IdBeCrazyIf, thank you very much!! FARKERS are my friends, because they will do my Googling for me. Uh...wait. I didn't mean it like that..I mean, I'm at work, so...nevermind.

/
//
///

I wish guys would have more class than this, releasing nekkid pix of their ladyfriends onto the interweb. Niiiice. Not only does this make women (girls in this case, I guess) in general more unlikely to strip for the camera, but what guy is gonna think his buddy is cool after such a stunt? I mean, showing them to your buddies is one thing, but the internet?

Guy's probably gay, or he hates women or something. Not that the two mind-states are necessarily related, but by humiliating one woman, you make many more women paranoid as fark.

Jerk.

Like the fist of an Angry God.

Oh dear lord, how I would hit it.

stiletto_the_wise: Her having a picture of herself taken has nothing to do with any of Disney's products.

Considering how her face is plastered all over everything to do with High School Musical, I'd say she is one of Disney's products.

IdBeCrazyIf: Better watch out.. my son is 10 months old, so only a year older.

If he's as cool as you are, he's welcome to be around my daughter.

\Looking forward to having an awesome son-in-law

SeedyROM: Chiggity Chza: What about the silver dollar size nipples? I am so going to get fired, I can't help but click on the NSFW links in the article

moops:
Silver dollar? Those are dinner plates.

I had really hoped Farkers would be able to distinguish nipples from areolas. Then again...

Feels like sand.

So...shave the cheerleader, save the job?

/ducks
//oh, and yes.
///so hard that whoever pulled me out would be king of England

Santa's Knee, you beat me to it.

/heads off to his bunk.

/Click for NSFW but great for non-work!

stiletto_the_wise: I smell an airtight discrimination lawsuit.

I haven't seen her contracts, but I can promise you she hasn't got a prayer for ANY kind of lawsuit, as Disney surely has a very restrictive morals/image clause. There's no conceivable discrimination claim anyway. Disney firing her for something you think she should be allowed to do =! discrimination.

Her having a picture of herself taken has nothing to do with any of Disney's products.

She IS a Disney product, for Christ's sake. At least, she used to be.

The Icelander
My job is to raise her to be able to choose her partners wisely. If she's happy enough with her body to be willing to pose nude, she's better off than most young women in America.

You say that now. But just you wait till Fark gets ahold of her MySpace page, posts the photos, and snarks the girl's self-esteem into oblivion.

/instill your daughters with just enough fear of retribution, and they'll stay in line
//worked on me
///only posts photos of drunk self, not naked self.

Way to go, Taliban.

Jack's Smirking Revenge:
///so hard that whoever pulled me out would be king of England

Braaaavo Sir...Bravo.

I had really hoped Farkers would be able to distinguish nipples from areolas. Then again...

Congratulations. You managed to find fault with a teenage boobies thread. You are officially the most miserable human on the planet. Collect your prize.

droptone

gshepnyc: So, Disney owns its stars? They aren't allowed to be actual people off-screen? Can't someone play a lily-white virgin and not be one in real life? I guess I am grossly misinformed about what acting is.

I guess you are grossly misinformed about what Disney is doing. You can be "actual people off-screen" and not engage in activity/behavior that hurts the image of your employer, especially when the employer's target audience are children and young teens.

Yeah, my point was that it's silly. The fact I have a Disneyphile defending it is excellent proof. Boo hoo. Think of the children. The children would never have known about it had Disney not fired her.

Think this isn't to sell more copies of the DVD? I do.

BUSHY?!?

WTF, what never-seen-a-girl-naked ignoramous would ever call that bushy?

Attention...Vanessa Hudgens is NOT getting fired from Disney:

Link (new window)

The Icelander: If he's as cool as you are, he's welcome to be around my daughter.

\Looking forward to having an awesome son-in-law

See and here I had a witty off color remark regarding your future daughter, but the compliment sorta took the wind out of my sails.

DramaQueen: Attention...Vanessa Hudgens is NOT getting fired from Disney:

Link (new window)

Oh, but she will be.

Let's see..... young woman named Vanessa fired by stogy old corporation for nude photos...

Where have I heard this before, and whatever happened to her...?

Oh yeah...



/Disney owns ABC
//By 2030, Disney will be owned by GoldenPalace.Com, and she'll be Emmy material.
///It's karma. Suck it.

gshepnyc: The fact I have a Disneyphile defending it is excellent proof. Boo hoo. Think of the children. The children would never have known about it had Disney not fired her.

Was I just called a Disneyphile? I am speechless.

Shaved or not, that looks like one cute camel toe.

/Am picky about the tang that I taste

It was confirmed today that Virginia Hudgens has nipples and pubic hair. Disney Company reportedly unaware of this fact, now seems to think that it makes some kind of difference. Details not forthcoming.

/Execs to check other young stars for similar possession of nipples and pubes

I doubt she will get fired they wouldn't have HSM3 without her it wouldn't be quite the same and wouldn't get near the ratings of the previous 2.

/I'd hit it.
// Twice.

OtherLittleGuy: Where have I heard this before, and whatever happened to her...?

Oh yeah...

You're comparing flapjacks and oranges.

Yeah she is hot for an 18 year old. HS Musical is a big thang. But she is about ready to launch THE CAREER. So leaked nude pics while she looks great is a good career move for her.

Disney needs to keep its mouth shut. Remember Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music and Mary Poppins? She even showed her breasts in a movie. You don't see Disney giving back all the money they made or distancing themselves from her.

bwesb: Who is this chick? What does she do for Disney?

She's the female lead in Disney Channel's "High School Musical" and the sequel. She's also done some singing outside of that, and appeared on other Disney Channel shows.

She plays an apparently Hispanic girl (Gabriella Montez), which is amusing because that's about the only ethnicity she doesn't have in her recent ancestry.

/I have a 10 year old daughter so I know these things

badgerb: ms. bigglesworth:

EWwwwww, it is all sticky in this thread.

After looking at your profile pic it's going to get a lot stickier.

/married and lonely
//can't help myself

Shorn scrotum you say?

/unmarried and now in "love" (cough) with ms. bigglesworth
//badgerb is challenged to a duel