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(News.com.au)   The hills are alive with the sound of George W.   (news.com.au ) divider line 156
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2007-09-07 02:17:38 AM  
This article looks like it was written as an eighth grade English assignment.
 
2007-09-07 02:36:58 AM  
Cagey B: This article looks like it was written as an eighth grade English assignment.

Yes, the writers of the Presidential Daily Brief need to take lessons from this guy.
 
2007-09-07 03:09:27 AM  
He's sounds like he's been travelling in a fried out combi.
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.

(what's Aussie slang for "dumbass"?)
 
2007-09-07 04:53:04 AM  
Wow... this is the guy that represents us on the international stage?
 
2007-09-07 05:12:21 AM  
whiskeyinthejar: Wow... this is the guy that represents us on the international stage?

Yep. And we like him so much we doubled his stage time.
 
2007-09-07 05:49:40 AM  
www.mediabistro.com

Greetings - not ours.
 
2007-09-07 05:51:58 AM  
He eats, sleeps and breathes oil. He plays Civilization IV blowing up all of the other countries with oil just so he can have it. He faps with thirty weight motor oil. So it was just a Freudian slip.
 
2007-09-07 05:54:06 AM  
Wow, I teach 7th grade english. And to be honest, the editorial quality of this article is below that level.
 
2007-09-07 05:55:37 AM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: He's sounds like he's been travelling in a fried out combi.
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.


Can you hear
can you hear the
WIN!!
 
2007-09-07 05:56:22 AM  
The big oil companies will have to find a better puppet next year can't just mix up your organizations like that.
 
2007-09-07 05:57:23 AM  
FTFA: But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.

...Whaaaa?
 
2007-09-07 05:59:12 AM  
THE Aristocrat!
 
2007-09-07 06:00:39 AM  
Bush sounds bored in the clip. He reads too fast, and tends to slur his words. Poor guy.
 
2007-09-07 06:03:57 AM  
Bush reads TOO FAST for you??
Damn.

Is our children learning?
 
2007-09-07 06:08:09 AM  
Eskimeow: FTFA: But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.

...Whaaaa?


i came here to say the same thing. thats not "endearment" youre smelling mr editor... thats the ripe fragrance of dissent. the man is retarded, its as simple as that.
 
2007-09-07 06:09:29 AM  
Gsm136: Bill_Wick's_Friend: He's sounds like he's been travelling in a fried out combi.
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.

Can you hear
can you hear the
WIN!!


Totally FTW.

Somebody make GWB a vegimite sandwich and send him away. Not back here tho - we don't want him anymore.

/vegimite? vegamite? whatever
 
2007-09-07 06:09:33 AM  
"Al Gore has a plan to make our neighborhoods more Liberal...I mean Livable, Livable." Bill Clinton
/everybody does it.
 
2007-09-07 06:12:01 AM  
lol just got video to work... at the end he just reminds me of "Clatu, Verada, neeeehcoughcough..."
 
2007-09-07 06:12:37 AM  
Next leg of the journey - Leave Kidney and onto the capital, Camera
 
2007-09-07 06:13:13 AM  
But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.

Translation: The Red-Staters finally have a President that is as big a dumbass as they are.
 
2007-09-07 06:14:15 AM  
Eskimeow: FTFA: But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.

...Whaaaa?


That would be the sound of Bush's staff attempting to spin his complete ineptitude.
 
2007-09-07 06:15:22 AM  
This is a fark up I really could careless about.

/thinking of other fark ups
//oh hell nevermind
///500 more days biatches
 
2007-09-07 06:17:39 AM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: (what's Aussie slang for "dumbass"?)

Cudgerbuzzle.
 
2007-09-07 06:19:54 AM  
But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.


/aids are the only ones saying it. And they'll continue to say it if they want to keep their goddamn jobs.
 
2007-09-07 06:20:09 AM  
(what's Aussie slang for "dumbass"?)

Galah
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=galah

An "Old Australian" word; an derrogatory term that means a "loud-mouthed idiot."
A real fool. Often a fool that spends their time jabbering.


/too lazy
 
2007-09-07 06:21:51 AM  
Howser - Galah

So where would a 'drongo' fall in the great scheme of things?

/prefers the phrase 'you big Campese'
 
2007-09-07 06:23:55 AM  
1. The writing on that articles blows goats.

2. Check out the Bush Buzz movie here.
 
2007-09-07 06:25:06 AM  
Dogbeast: So where would a 'drongo' fall in the great scheme of things?

Mine falls to the left.
 
2007-09-07 06:27:21 AM  
Duh, a dear, a lady dear,
Ray, a guy on reruns,
Me, a name I cannot spell,
Fa, where my brains went,
So, what, I'm the prezzidunt
La, as in austrayla,
Ti, comes after M or is in N or is it P
Do, Homer Simpson stole that from me
 
2007-09-07 06:37:44 AM  
AFLAC!!!
 
2007-09-07 06:39:28 AM  
High on a hill was an American dumbass
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the American dumbass
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
 
2007-09-07 06:39:42 AM  
I'll go with "deadshiat" for "dumbass".
 
2007-09-07 06:41:21 AM  
Dogbeast: So where would a 'drongo' fall in the great scheme of things?

A drongo is a dope; dimwit; twit
 
2007-09-07 06:41:33 AM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend:
(what's Aussie slang for "dumbass"?)


"Mr. President".
 
2007-09-07 06:44:45 AM  
I'm a journalist and we were all sitting in the newsroom tonight watching this on the news just about wetting ourselves in laughter.

Three in a row, baby! Even for Bush, that's just an outstanding effort. "OPEC", "Austrian troops" and then to cap it all off "Jemaah Islami-uh-iah."

That's the hat-trick of farkwittery, Dubya. Thanks for coming. We all had a good laugh. You've given us a front page story :P


i39.photobucket.com
 
2007-09-07 06:45:41 AM  
"But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America."

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Yikes!
 
2007-09-07 06:50:31 AM  
President Bush reads Fark? Link (new window)
 
2007-09-07 06:51:01 AM  
name not in use: "But aides say his FAKE folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America."

fixed

/cuz all people born in CT, raised by bluebloods in private academies and ivy league schools turn out sounding folksy
 
2007-09-07 06:55:42 AM  
FTFA: But aides say his folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.
///
Well at least they didn't say Middle Earth. He's so endeared his ratings are what this week?
 
2007-09-07 07:04:36 AM  
A couple points higher then the demopublican congress you're so proud of.
 
2007-09-07 07:12:43 AM  
(sings)
APEC, OPEC, APEC, OPEC
Let's call the whole thing off!
 
2007-09-07 07:17:49 AM  
Somebody needs to adjust the president's meds.
 
2007-09-07 07:19:08 AM  
Suddenly I'm craving pickled peppers
 
2007-09-07 07:19:36 AM  
He has to be back on the bottle. It's the only possible explanation for the (any) potus being this stupid.
 
2007-09-07 07:20:57 AM  
So where would a 'drongo' fall in the great scheme of things?

If you watch The Office, Dwight is a drongo, Michael Scott is a galah. Pam would be a sheila, Karen is a good sort, Jim is a bit of a larrikin.

I'll go with "deadshiat" for "dumbass".

Incorrect. We have deadshiat too but the closest I guess would be "trailer trash"

We take great pride in our slang and its always a hoot when you septic tanks mess it up.
 
2007-09-07 07:21:45 AM  
BUSH BASHING INTERMISSION

The Glorified Jailer

"This is a fark up I really could care less about"

Please, please can all people (American or otherwise, though it does tend to be the yanks who make this mistake most) take note: the phrase is 'I could NOT care less' about xyz. As in 'there is no way I could care any less about this than I currently do'. Saying 'I could care less' actually makes the opposite point.

BUSH BASHING INTERMISSION OVER
 
2007-09-07 07:23:21 AM  
"Mr Bush's sometimes muddled syntax and mispronunciation of words like nuclear ("nukular") have long been fodder for late-night TV comedians. But aides say his folksy style the fact that he is retarded has helped endear him to Middle America."

FTFY
 
2007-09-07 07:24:19 AM  
natch: I'll go with "deadshiat" for "dumbass".

Yeah I vote this.
 
2007-09-07 07:27:18 AM  
images.andthevalleyshook.com
"Lets put another shrimp on the Barbie"
 
2007-09-07 07:30:36 AM  
It's because US American presidents don't have enough maps.
 
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