Fark: Can't play the piano at all!

Typical MSM dribble.
The headline was likely written by someone who didn't read the article.
FTA, "...injectible myoelectric sensors (IMES) that detect muscle activity..." Unlike the headline, "Mind-controlled..."

Just think, America depends on these people to tell them what's happening around the world.

yeah, but can it do this?



;)

Daffydil: yeah, but can it do this?



;)

Well played.

LOL

bitteroldman: Typical MSM dribble.

That's "drivel," officer.

Yeah... well... I just think about a woman polishing my knob and it rises on it's own. But hey, that's just symantics...

Headline: Fark liter gets greenlight!
article:(...could conceivably)

Headlines Tell Truth
It turns out, headlines rarely tell the truth.

Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
Troy: Well I couldn't before.

Can I play the piano any more?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn't before...

/Dr Zaius

Ultra Simupost!@

Gregory311/Benzol:



Surprise!!! Buttsex!!!

/can play the piano

have to put this one just for good measure. Hey, it kinda looks like you-know-who's profile pic

I think it's just a case of the right hand not knowing what the left is doing.

Expect more stories about prosthetics because of the war.

(Also see: Murder, Suicide, Theft).

Clearly CNN headline writers also submit a lot of headlines for Fark.

/oblig.

what happens if your having a dream about picking flowers or something

the question mark is silent in a headline.

So when is someone going to implement this thought control into a video game controller?

Meanwhile Democrats ponder if a Mind-controlled prosthetic arm could be used to vote for them in 2008.

This link is why FARK exists.

Psionics - mind machine interface.

/wants a Veritech

bitteroldman: Typical MSM dribble.
The headline was likely written by someone who didn't read the article.
FTA, "...injectible myoelectric sensors (IMES) that detect muscle activity..." Unlike the headline, "Mind-controlled..."

Just think, America depends on these people to tell them what's happening around the world.

Er.. the mind controls the muscle... at least I hope it wasn't my dick.

55mil ? It seems to me that they would be able to develop a sweet ass suit of armor to protect the soldiers from getting their limbs blown off.

//Not Available for comment.

Once these things are better than my actual arm, I will happily donate my real arm to someone in need of one/science experiments in exchange for one of those puppies.

Grither: Once these things are better than my actual arm, I will happily donate my real arm to someone in need of one/science experiments in exchange for one of those puppies.

I bet they would cost an arm and a leg.

Relatively Obscure: IHateMidgets: 55mil ? It seems to me that they would be able to develop a sweet ass suit of armor to protect the soldiers from getting their limbs blown off.

They've spent more than 55 mil on that.

//cool, did'ent know if they've even thought about it. lol It would'ent suprise me. ;)

gund: Er.. the mind controls the muscle...

Duh.
That's how they all work. You move or flex a muscle and it moves a part of the limb.
Using that description of "Mind Control", I use Mind Control to drive my car. To move my mouse on my computer. To bring my mail in my house from my mail box across the street. Etc.

Evil Twin Skippy: Grither: Once these things are better than my actual arm, I will happily donate my real arm to someone in need of one/science experiments in exchange for one of those puppies.

I bet they would cost an arm and a leg.

Nicely done.

Does it come with a matching prosthetic forehead?

Priapism: Does it come with a matching prosthetic forehead?

Everyone wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

Evil Twin Skippy: Priapism: Does it come with a matching prosthetic forehead?

Everyone wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

Have you seen them live? I highly recommend it, they are still awesome in concert.

Headline: "Mind-controlled prosthetic arm plays the piano." Article: "...could conceivably play the piano.

Digg? Is that you?

What, no Skynet?

This is one of those articles where I pick it up halfway through and think to myself "if only we spend some of our military budget on this stuff...", then I find out we actually are.

/too bad it's only for our own troops
//would rather see it used to "buy off" enemies who in most cases are just regular people pissed that there are others hundreds of times better off than themselves

What's that? A Muslim public school in New York?

/Homer bowled a perfect game?

Sorry, lady, but this thing has a mind of its own!


/Jeff Fahey's evil arm doesn't approve.

rock it?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S7dAxvj2mlU

"injectible myoelectric sensors"

is the biggest point in that article, and they get exactly three words.

if those work that'd be absolutely awesomely stupid incredible nuts.

Relatively Obscure: IHateMidgets: 55mil ? It seems to me that they would be able to develop a sweet ass suit of armor to protect the soldiers from getting their limbs blown off.

They've spent more than 55 mil on that a single hammer and a toilet seat cover.


Just a reminder that we're talking about military-funded research (in the case of the army, anyway).

Haha, in the case of the armor. I lose at high-level word processing.

that's ironic

/that's hawt
//that's a moray! gahhhh!!

SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS!

"I won the lottery"

"I could conceivably win the lottery"

CNN= FAIL