If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Kansas.com)   Not news: Wichita holding name-the-baseball-team contest. News: Most choices related to city's aviation history. Fark: One related to George Michael. Add your own in thread (with voting)   (kansas.com) divider line 42
    More: Survey  
•       •       •

733 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Sep 2007 at 5:06 AM (7 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



42 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2007-09-06 01:32:49 AM  
WICHITA WHAM. It's the obvious choice. Just think about it: a whole new meaning to the phrase "Knothole Gang."
 
2007-09-06 01:51:15 AM  
What, no Linemen?
 
2007-09-06 02:00:25 AM  
Needs something a little more flaming then Wham. The Cowboys? Cause we just need to capitalize on that whole western theme shiat because it worked so well for "Cowtown," the "Wranglers," and not to mention "Wild West World"

/all flaming bags of poo
//the "Thunder" is where it's at
///and the Shockers
////from Wichita
\\reverse slashies!
 
2007-09-06 02:13:54 AM  
The John Thomas Scopes.

Kansas will LOVE that.
 
2007-09-06 02:17:13 AM  
The Wichita Wikipedia.com

The Wichita Windex

The Wichita Westinghouses

The Wichita Whitecastles

(what?! if they're gonna name the stadium the "pepsi/miller/alpo/bubblicious-dome" what's wrong with naming the team after a sponsor?)
 
2007-09-06 02:17:19 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: The John Thomas Scopes.

Kansas will LOVE that.


I doubt that they'll know anything about some damn monkey on trial in Tennessee that happened like, before dirt was around.
 
2007-09-06 02:19:07 AM  
cheap_thoughts: I doubt that they'll know anything

True.
 
2007-09-06 02:19:09 AM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: The Wichita Whitecastles

(what?! if they're gonna name the stadium the "pepsi/miller/alpo/bubblicious-dome" what's wrong with naming the team after a sponsor?)

Oddly enough, Whitecastle got their start in Wichita. None currently exsist within 500 miles of Wichita anymore.

/sad
 
2007-09-06 02:23:59 AM  
The Wichita "Godamnitwhywontthewindstopblowingallthegodamnedtime"
 
2007-09-06 02:24:03 AM  
The BTK's
 
2007-09-06 02:46:19 AM  
www.simplifythings.com

George Michael?
 
2007-09-06 05:14:58 AM  
www.logoserver.com

George Michael?
 
2007-09-06 05:15:23 AM  
The Wichita Kinaboutwillises.

Gary Coleman can be the mascot.
 
2007-09-06 05:20:25 AM  
I was hoping to see the Wichita Bathroom Teabaggers when I clicked the link. Guess I'll just have to settle for Wham.
 
2007-09-06 05:32:06 AM  
The Wichita Semi-Consensual Gangbangs
 
2007-09-06 05:33:14 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong but the site says that you can cast your vote as often as you like...

Ok. who's going to write the script for auto Wham voting?
 
2007-09-06 05:34:45 AM  
"The Wichita Tornado Magnets?"

Or a more subtle "Wichita Whirlwinds?"

/Lived there for a while
//Could apply to many cities in Tornado Alley though
 
2007-09-06 05:36:43 AM  
... or the Mongooses!

That's a great team name. "The Fighting Mongooses".
 
2007-09-06 05:58:22 AM  
Wichita Kinaboutwillises

Now with voting!
 
2007-09-06 06:00:53 AM  
Wichita One-eyed Weasels
 
2007-09-06 06:22:04 AM  
Welcome to the home of the Wichita Methdealers, the cleanest stadium in the minor leagues!

/appropriate
//kansas sucks
 
2007-09-06 06:36:33 AM  
The Wichita Wankers. Just think of the mascot costume.
 
2007-09-06 08:12:34 AM  
WICHITA BLOWHARDS
 
2007-09-06 08:14:07 AM  
submitter: Fark: One related to George Michael

Wichita Bathroom Trolls?
 
2007-09-06 08:19:10 AM  
WICHITA WOOKIES
 
2007-09-06 08:40:00 AM  
The Wichita Cracka-Ass-Crackers
 
2007-09-06 08:42:55 AM  
I think 'Wham' is the perfect name. For anything.

"It's a girl!"
"Let's name her Wham!"
 
2007-09-06 09:04:22 AM  
Wichita Thatita

/Was also a fan of the State College Mountian Bats before they shot it down
//the man. hummmph.
 
2007-09-06 09:14:24 AM  
The Wichita Abortion

Or, perhaps, the Wichita Aborted Fetuses

They could play at Operation Rescue Park.

/Abortion capital of the country, or so the sign says
 
2007-09-06 09:31:40 AM  
Gosling: I think 'Wham' is the perfect name. For anything.

"It's a girl!"
"Let's name her Wham!"


Mr. and Mrs. Dangler may want to think twice about that advice...
 
2007-09-06 09:39:24 AM  
Wichita Wranglers baseball, feel that Wrangler heat!
(Whip-cracking noise)
Wichita Wranglers baseball, stampede! Stampede! STAMPEDE!
...
 
2007-09-06 09:55:25 AM  
The Wichita BTK's "Get Tied Up In the Excitement!"

/thats all I got
 
2007-09-06 10:06:52 AM  
Wichita Witches.

/I'll get you my pretty!, and your little dog too!
 
2007-09-06 10:11:30 AM  
badhat_harry: Wichita Kinaboutwillises

Now with voting!


Dude... You are my new hero.
 
2007-09-06 10:33:50 AM  
The Flatlanders...because they live where the land is flat.
 
2007-09-06 12:02:58 PM  
The Wichita WarWorms.

ROOOOLLLLL WORMS!


/I always name my fantasy football teams the WarWorms. I don't know why so don't ask.
 
2007-09-06 12:49:56 PM  
The Wichita Restroom Rump Rangers
 
2007-09-06 01:29:55 PM  
Wichita Blow

I'm thinking for the tornadoes, but I guess most of the minor league players will be snarking it up their noses as well.
 
2007-09-06 03:02:53 PM  
<b>Bill_Wick's_Friend:</b> <i>
(what?! if they're gonna name the stadium the "pepsi/miller/alpo/bubblicious-dome" what's wrong with naming the team after a sponsor?)</i>

It's already named Lawrence-Dumont Stadium, and happens to be one of the oldest parks in the nation, dipshiat.

As for sponsorship, in Wichita, we save that for the team names, or any sports building at Wichita State.

Of the 10 name options, 4 are obviously sponsored. 2 by Boeing, One by Cessna, and I can't remember who makes the Sky King...
 
2007-09-06 05:00:31 PM  
badhat_harry: Wichita Kinaboutwillises

Now with voting!


Thanks, because I was about to give you hell for no voting. Instead, I get to give you my vote.

Pure win.
 
2007-09-06 07:01:54 PM  
Wichita Two-Seater Deathtraps (Cessna?)
Wichita Baby-killing Bomb-dropping Airplanes (Boeing?)
Wichita One-Seater Deathtraps (Beechcraft?)
Wichita Itch-It-Raws? (no idea?)
 
2007-09-06 10:00:44 PM  
Wichita Tillers
 
Displayed 42 of 42 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report