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(Denver Post)   A good way to relieve stress and tension on an airplane is to walk around the cabin or responsibly enjoy an adult beverage. However, taking out your junk and playing with yourself while you listen to your iPod is bad form   (denverpost.com) divider line 83
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2007-09-05 09:07:13 PM
That's sick. He should cover up with a blanket, like I do.
 
2007-09-05 09:43:16 PM
FTFA:

[...] another man was charged with touching a flight attendant sexually on board a JetBlue flight last week.


Playing grab-ass with the flight attendants is also ill-advised.
 
2007-09-05 10:48:50 PM
Fluff Girl: That's sick. He should cover up with a blanket, like I do.

How YOU doin'??
 
2007-09-05 11:40:48 PM
Well, did he cum or what?
 
2007-09-05 11:45:38 PM
NukeTheGayWhales: Well, did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ NukeTheGayWhales! There are some things you don't mention in public!!
 
2007-09-05 11:46:16 PM
He must have been riding on Southwest Air checking out the blonde in the miniskirt.
 
2007-09-05 11:46:25 PM
Women can whack off anywhere and not leave as much evidence(?) behind. I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Or does it?...
 
2007-09-05 11:47:06 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
 
2007-09-05 11:47:07 PM
FTFA:
"He was smiling and seemed to be enjoying himself," one of the passengers said in a police report.

Then leave him the fark alone! Haterz!!
 
2007-09-05 11:47:30 PM
tortilla burger: Women can whack off anywhere and not leave as much evidence(?) behind. I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Or does it?...

It does.
 
2007-09-05 11:47:37 PM
It's not like it's a gun. The let me take it on the plane. I should be able to play with it if I want to.
 
2007-09-05 11:49:22 PM
Disgusting. You should be ashamed to show your Ipod out in public.
 
2007-09-05 11:49:58 PM
Lord knows he wouldn't want to touch himself while using a Zune.

This really says a lot about Apple's product design.
 
2007-09-05 11:50:20 PM
Christ! No nail clippers, no shampoo, now this?!
 
2007-09-05 11:50:51 PM
I heard it's frikkin' awesome if you hang yourself with your oxygen mask just before the moment of release.
 
2007-09-05 11:50:56 PM
Fluff Girl: tortilla burger: Women can whack off anywhere and not leave as much evidence(?) behind. I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Or does it?...

It does.


Dang, how come this never happens when I'm around?
 
2007-09-05 11:51:24 PM
He could make fists with his toes.
 
2007-09-05 11:52:50 PM
They had to stop him. He was getting very close to producing more than 3 oz. of a gel.
 
2007-09-05 11:52:56 PM
tortilla burger: Fluff Girl: tortilla burger: Women can whack off anywhere and not leave as much evidence(?) behind. I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Or does it?...

It does.

Dang, how come this never happens when I'm around?


It does...and that's the point.
 
2007-09-05 11:53:10 PM
Sure it wasn't an i.Beat?
 
2007-09-05 11:53:16 PM
A_Listless_Wanderer
It's not like it's a gun

I dunno. I've managed to shoot someone's eye out with mine.
 
2007-09-05 11:54:15 PM
Women can whack off anywhere and not leave as much evidence(?) behind. I wonder why it doesn't happen more often. Or does it?...

Well not "anywhere".
 
2007-09-05 11:54:19 PM
He must have been rocking out to Tiffani Wood.
 
2007-09-05 11:54:36 PM
Yes it was a dick move, but $20,000 bail? Seems a little extreme.
 
2007-09-05 11:55:04 PM
terror1
 
2007-09-05 11:55:35 PM
tortilla burger

Ever seen that woman smiling to herself on the bus for no real reason? Odds are you've been there.
 
2007-09-05 11:55:50 PM
Trouser Snakes on a Plane?
 
2007-09-05 11:56:40 PM
mr_zero
$20,000 bail? Seems a little extreme

Some of that is going towards the dry cleaning bill.
 
2007-09-05 11:58:02 PM
AbsolutTBomb: mr_zero
$20,000 bail? Seems a little extreme

Some of that is going towards the dry cleaning bill.


Come again?
 
2007-09-05 11:59:24 PM
Maybe I could understand it if he was doing it on an All Nippon flight...those are some damn good looking stews.
 
2007-09-05 11:59:36 PM
AbsolutTBomb
I heard it's frikkin' awesome if you hang yourself with your oxygen mask just before the moment of release.

I LOL'D!
 
2007-09-05 11:59:49 PM
Was it really "bad form"?
For me, it depends what he was listening to on the iPod
 
2007-09-06 12:00:13 AM
NukeTheGayWhales
Come again?

Oohhp! That's another five grand right there.
 
2007-09-06 12:00:58 AM
Personally, I think we should make it a new law that women MUST masturbate in public.
 
2007-09-06 12:06:26 AM
boot20
Personally, I think we should make it a new law that women MUST masturbate in public.

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Be careful what you wish for.
 
2007-09-06 12:07:35 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya, I have to plea ignorance on this one, cause if someone told me that that sort of behaviour was frowned upon...
 
2007-09-06 12:08:01 AM
Renaissance Man: Lord knows he wouldn't want to touch himself while using a Zune.

This really says a lot about Apple's product design.


you're right
Link (new window)
 
2007-09-06 12:13:47 AM
Dad?
 
2007-09-06 12:20:01 AM
iBrator

/extremely ancient video
 
2007-09-06 12:23:41 AM
First in the stalls, then in the planes.

"He was smiling and seemed to be enjoying himself," one of the passengers said in a police report."

/Had to post that again.
 
2007-09-06 12:25:11 AM
Well, since walking around the cabin is impossible due to the size of the shiatty little firecrackers airlines find oh so endearing (cheaper to maintain) and for "adult beverages" you end up paying 5 bucks, even though they contain almost no alcohol whatsoever, if the dude forgot to bring a book along, what other options did he have? It's not like he was jacking somebody else off...
 
2007-09-06 12:32:27 AM
"He was smiling and seemed to be enjoying himself," one of the passengers said in a police report.

You know, if a person is going to jerk one in public I'd rather he look like he's having fun & enjoying himself rather than crying & having a terrible time.
 
2007-09-06 12:33:02 AM
theiceberg: Well, since walking around the cabin is impossible due to the size of the shiatty little firecrackers airlines find oh so endearing (cheaper to maintain) and for "adult beverages" you end up paying 5 bucks, even though they contain almost no alcohol whatsoever, if the dude forgot to bring a book along, what other options did he have? It's not like he was jacking somebody else off...

Fly international. KLM is my friend. Free booze and an exit row seat FTW!

/uses the lav to unload the weapon
 
2007-09-06 12:39:26 AM
AbsolutTBomb: I heard it's frikkin' awesome if you hang yourself with your oxygen mask just before the moment of release.

Now thats farkin funny
 
2007-09-06 12:47:21 AM
Well, since walking around the cabin is impossible due to the size of the shiatty little firecrackers airlines find oh so endearing (cheaper to maintain) and for "adult beverages" you end up paying 5 bucks, even though they contain almost no alcohol whatsoever, if the dude forgot to bring a book along, what other options did he have?

My favorite thing is to try to gross out the person sitting beside me. For example, I'll rip out a really smell fart and then I'll fan the air and say, "Whoo! Smells like I'm overdue for some gay buttsex, huh? Haw, haw!!"
 
2007-09-06 12:52:02 AM
tokyogirl79: "He was smiling and seemed to be enjoying himself," one of the passengers said in a police report.

You know, if a person is going to jerk one in public I'd rather he look like he's having fun & enjoying himself rather than crying & having a terrible time.


THIS.
 
2007-09-06 12:53:19 AM
Is every Fark article going to be about public masturbation from now on?
 
2007-09-06 12:56:00 AM
Fluff Girl: That's sick. He should cover up with a blanket, like I do.

If it's good enough for women who want to breastfeed, it's good enough for men who need to relieve some stress. What, you're not ashamed of the human body are you. Both are perfectly normal and natural things to do that leave behind bodily fluids.
 
2007-09-06 01:05:23 AM
You say that women can get away with it easier but once that smell fills the cabin, somebody is going think something fishy is going on.
 
2007-09-06 01:08:04 AM
Person:

If it's good enough for women who want to breastfeed, it's good enough for men who need to relieve some stress. What, you're not ashamed of the human body are you. Both are perfectly normal and natural things to do that leave behind bodily fluids.

which is why i always decline the blanky and pillow on red-eyes.
 
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