miss bliss

If you're uncertain of your viability as a stripper, try a marketing survey. Post some ameteur porn and see how it goes from there. You gotta reach for your dreams, but a little anonymous feedback on that reach never hurts.

mud_shark: itchyvelour: If you're a stripper you're getting paid based on 2 things* - your looks and your presentation of said looks.

If by "presentation of said looks" you mean how well she grinds against your lap and rubs and....etc.... against you during a lap dance, then you're right.

I'm always right.

Stripper: Is this a bust?
Drebin: Yes, that's very nice. But I'm here on official business.

miss bliss = yummy


/Would plant a kiss on that mug that would induce wobbly knees
//Hers and mine
///That is all
////Go about your business

Sorry to disappoint ya, Chiggity Chza. I know I'm way to lazy for profile pictures right now.

Son_of_Jor-El: miss bliss = yummy

/Would plant a kiss on that mug that would induce wobbly knees

This from a guy who calls himself Son_of_Jor-El?

Admit it. The only girl you've kissed is your mother.

tin_man: Actually, 4 of them would probably look really nice if they weren't having their mugshots taken.

this

Ok curiosity got the better of me, I looked at the five and first thing that came to my mind is.. they all look like trannys... lets see the full frontal stripper pics so we can judge them properly.. sheesh
Miss Bliss.. I have no idea what you look like but good for you in having a positive attitude to your body. More women need to do the same

Slackfumasta: Son_of_Jor-El: miss bliss = yummy

/Would plant a kiss on that mug that would induce wobbly knees

This from a guy who calls himself Son_of_Jor-El?

Admit it. The only girl you've kissed is your mother.

My mother has better taste than that. Yours on the oher hand...

To save clickage, or those who can't get to the link from work

From TFA, these 5 were arrested at "The Mens Club" in Houston

1-5, in order







These next 10 were busted back in January at "Treasures" in Houston












Lastly, these 4 were busted at "Treasures" also, during a different raid

#2
She looks like a lot of fun... and just my flavor!

Binny: Ok curiosity got the better of me, I looked at the five and first thing that came to my mind is.. they all look like trannys... lets see the full frontal stripper pics so we can judge them properly.. sheesh

If the first one's a tranny, I'm playing for the wrong team.

/Miss Bliss? Freckles, yes. Lips, yesser.

JackerCrack: And "Miss Bliss" is her real name.

/no offense, bliss

Let her go cracker; she's not going to hook up with you.
It's over, go back to your basement.

#1 bears a strong resemblance to Famke Janssen.

/or Fapke Janssen, as I like to call her.

Miss Bliss: The reason people are calling you an attention whore is because, whether you mean to or not, you are trolling for/provoking these comments from hard-up, desperate geeks; opportunistic horndoggers that will say anything if it would mean the slightest chance that they could brag to their friends that they just may get laid. Ever see "Breakfast Club?"

"She lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her."

There's really nothing wrong with that in my book if that's what you meant to do and fully acknowledge it.

When I was in college, we called girls like that "Paraders" because their emo about insecurities was constantly "on parade"

So whatever I think about your looks doesn't matter. Smarter people won't give in to that bait, and will move on to find self-assured women to build meaningful relationships with.

I'm guessing you are the type I'd have hooked up with in college, but go no further with. Of course I don't really know you so I have no real basis to judge other than your posts. Being the optimist, I expect you are a lot more than your parading posts indicate. Don't take what I say too personally, life is about always learning from your mistakes, and I've made plenty of them and will continue to do so until I'm worm food.

miss bliss Well at least you have fairly good CSL's

#1 - Yes please
All the others - No way. Not even with goggles.

/How the hell does a chick as a hot as #1 wind up a whore?

Mr. Head_Shot, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

miss bliss

sorry, being an attention whore would require me to post pictures of myself in this thread along with a caption like 'who would pay me to strip for them?!?! *wink wink*.' or full-body shots of myself in my profile. or a link to my myspace/facebook. if 'i think i'm passable' is actually your idea of attention whoring, you may want to rethink your definition.

Hey, hold on, no one's saying you shouldn't posts full body shots... You don't understand, attention whoring is only bad when unattractive people do it. Little cuties like yourself can attention whore all you want, as far as I'm concerned.

/God knows we could use some more attractive females around here...
//Ignore the haters.
///They're just bitter because they'd never have the courage to approach you in person.

I always closes my eyes when being deep throated

So

Meh

PainInTheASP

Hell, I'd do all of them.

/No meth scabs. Or meth mouth.



Earlier raid at the same establishment, spoke too soon. It's icey in Texas.

/or maybe herpes?

oh hm.


*sets up a bench and puts out cups of eye bleach*


$2.00 a cup, folks...

I'd do 'em all.

Of course, there are always all of those LIARS who say they would kick them out of bed, even with a raging hard-on.

/Going away to take care of my own raging hard-on.....
//Did I say "hard-on"?
///sorry.....

Moynoweb Looks like they arrested the cleaning crew. These cannot be Mens Club strippers - the hottest girls anywhere

Exactly what I was thinking. I know it's been 13 years since I was there, but I remember being blown away by how beautiful all of the women were. Most of these do not compute.

/Dennis Rodman was also there, btw...with green hair

Kid Mojo: Mr. Head_Shot, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Well, ignoramus, I wasn't looking for points from you. Miss Bliss seemed a tad confused as to why people were giving her a hard time about her comments, but yet no one was explaining it to her. If you find me incoherent, might I suggest you lay off the booze. I simply meant to give one man's opinion, and that's all it is.

Oh BTW. Blow me.

SomeOkie
I'd do 'em all.

Of course, there are always all of those LIARS who say they would kick them out of bed, even with a raging hard-on.

/Going away to take care of my own raging hard-on.....
//Did I say "hard-on"?
///sorry.....

Just because one has a raging hard-on does not mean they'd get off with some of these busted beauties.

/sleep preferable

A wise man once told me something about lap dances and crying strippers. How did that go?

/miss bliss, the real question is, "Are you working your way through school?"

Kid Mojo: Mr. Head_Shot, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

If you knew that from memory, you're my hero.

Hoban Washburne

LOL, yeah it surprised me too. I feel like the lesser man for saying it.

Head_Shot: Well, ignoramus, I wasn't looking for points from you. Miss Bliss seemed a tad confused as to why people were giving her a hard time about her comments, but yet no one was explaining it to her. If you find me incoherent, might I suggest you lay off the booze. I simply meant to give one man's opinion, and that's all it is.

Oh BTW. Blow me.

The correct response was, "Okay, a simple 'wrong' would have done just fine".

All of youz..thanks for the laughs tonight! I'll bring the Saltines for all of em...

Oh crap. I totally took the bait, didn't I? 8 years farking and you'd think I'd know better by now.

Good one. LOL.

Thank God the government is protecting us from these vile humans.

By "thank God," I mean, "Dear lord we are farking pathetic."

BornfromPain: Really that's interesting.I call someone a stripper and some how I am trying to get with her?

I think he was referring more to the sub-moronic way you kept writing idiotic shiat like "Boy! I bet you get free drinks all the time! Have I mentioned I'm Hetero?" and so forth.

If there's anything more inherently pathetic than Internet Toughguys, it's Internet Hugh Hefners, who think endlessly reminding total strangers of how never-endingly horny they are makes them Awesome.

Head_Shot: Good one. LOL.

There ya go. Pleasure doing business with ya...

Congrats to everyone giving shiat to MissBliss. Amazing to see so many bitter people in one place.

AladinSane: I think he was referring more to the sub-moronic way you kept writing idiotic shiat like "Boy! I bet you get free drinks all the time! Have I mentioned I'm Hetero?" and so forth.

That is correct.

tonesskin: Amazing to see so many bitter people in one place.

Actually, I was enjoying myself.

Kid Mojo: Head_Shot: Good one. LOL.
There ya go. Pleasure doing business with ya...

I think fark rules dictate I buy you a beer. Jerk. ;)

Katzenjammer:
///They're just bitter because they'd never have the courage to approach you in person.

Wow, it's like Open Mic night at the Idiot Imporium in this thread.

Head_Shot: Miss Bliss: The reason people are calling you an attention whore is because, whether you mean to or not, you are trolling for/provoking these comments from hard-up, desperate geeks; opportunistic horndoggers that will say anything if it would mean the slightest chance that they could brag to their friends that they just may get laid. Ever see "Breakfast Club?"

"She lives in Canada. You wouldn't know her."

There's really nothing wrong with that in my book if that's what you meant to do and fully acknowledge it.

When I was in college, we called girls like that "Paraders" because their emo about insecurities was constantly "on parade"

So whatever I think about your looks doesn't matter. Smarter people won't give in to that bait, and will move on to find self-assured women to build meaningful relationships with.

I'm guessing you are the type I'd have hooked up with in college, but go no further with. Of course I don't really know you so I have no real basis to judge other than your posts. Being the optimist, I expect you are a lot more than your parading posts indicate. Don't take what I say too personally, life is about always learning from your mistakes, and I've made plenty of them and will continue to do so until I'm worm food.

To paraphrase, you haven't had ass in years.

tonesskin: To paraphrase, you haven't had ass in years.

Well, I've been married for 7 years now, so you are essentially correct. What's your point?

/happily married
//honey are you lurking in here?

Head_Shot: Well, I've been married for 7 years now, so you are essentially correct.

I hear you.