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(The Smoking Gun)   Five strippers arrested in raid at upscale Houston gentlemen's club. Two are actually hot. Well, maybe one   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2007-09-05 11:33:50 PM  
pnome: They are all 1's.

/I rate in binary


You mean 10's? 1 in binary is 1 in base10.

/10 in binary is 2 in base10
//such a nerd
///*sigh*
////at least I have my slashies
 
2007-09-05 11:33:53 PM  
These are FACE SHOTS of friggin' STRIPPERS.

There is clearly not enough information in this context. We must see their bodies, their deliciously large fake racks and their plump dancer butts, in order to make accurate determinations of a stripper's hotness. Face alone doesn't do it, not by a long shot.

For example, number one clearly has a beautiful face. But her tits could look like two fried eggs hanging from nails and she could be carrying a beer belly pooch to put any farker to shame. We don't know that. Meanwhile, number two's face may not be as beautiful, but she could have a body like Carmen Electra which would, taken on the whole, automatically make her hotter than number one (assuming number one's body is bad). We don't know.

What's the answer to this math problem?

2 + X = ?

(hint: there's not enough information)
 
2007-09-05 11:33:55 PM  
mab1823 2007-09-05 11:17:05 PM
dailymailfix: I wouldn't fark one of them, with your dick and subby pushing.

Which one?


I see what you did there.

/has verbal diar...
//dior...
///the shiats tonight
 
2007-09-05 11:34:15 PM  
Knucklepopper

I don't know maybe a couple of leaky holes..?


Brains, charisma, charm, wit and candle light dinners, puppy dogs and long walks on the beach

/I am Sagittarius, half man, half horse
 
2007-09-05 11:35:35 PM  
Who looks at their faces? It's a strip club?
 
2007-09-05 11:35:37 PM  
miss bliss: i happen to like them.

Take it easy; you have to expect this when you dare to show a little self-esteem.
It's Fark, after all. Where else can the anonymous gather the nerve to speak their minds?
 
2007-09-05 11:35:40 PM  
I'm just happy to see all their faces without having to pay the admissions fee. Thank you smoking gun and thank you fark.
 
2007-09-05 11:36:05 PM  
miss bliss: JackerCrack
dude, the guy mentioned them first. can i not say thanks, or that i like my freckles? if it was boobies or legs or something sexual, i would totally be attention whoring, and i'd freely admit it. but it's freckles. on my face. i happen to like them.


Don't sweat it...50% of everyone in here will disagree with what you do or say.

/unless you're showing boobies
//percentage drops substantially
 
2007-09-05 11:36:07 PM  
Wow, so, if I throw a photo of myself in my profile, look better than a busted stripper or hooker, and say I'm single, I too can find lovin' on Fark???
 
2007-09-05 11:36:49 PM  
1. Yes.
2. Maybe.
3. No.
4. Maybe.
5. No.

/oblig
 
2007-09-05 11:37:26 PM  
just wasting time: Wow, so, if I throw a photo of myself in my profile, look better than a busted stripper or hooker, and say I'm single, I too can find lovin' on Fark???

No Sen. Craig; not you.
 
2007-09-05 11:37:57 PM  
This one:
Clicked 11278 times; posted to Main on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 at 10:36 PM

The one below it:
Clicked 2043 times; posted to Main on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 at 10:24 PM
 
2007-09-05 11:38:04 PM  
just wasting time: Wow, so, if I throw a photo of myself in my profile, look better than a busted stripper or hooker, and say I'm single, I too can find lovin' on Fark???

All it takes is a square inch or two of exposed skin. We'll imagine the rest.
 
2007-09-05 11:39:19 PM  
just wasting time

I wouldn't call it that. Maybe find something but it would be far from lovin
 
2007-09-05 11:39:26 PM  
ChadM89

There is clearly not enough information in this context. We must see their bodies, their deliciously large fake racks and their plump dancer butts, in order to make accurate determinations of a stripper's hotness. Face alone doesn't do it, not by a long shot.

For example, number one clearly has a beautiful face. But her tits could look like two fried eggs hanging from nails and she could be carrying a beer belly pooch to put any farker to shame. We don't know that. Meanwhile, number two's face may not be as beautiful, but she could have a body like Carmen Electra which would, taken on the whole, automatically make her hotter than number one (assuming number one's body is bad). We don't know.


wait a second, you dont need to have a great body to become a stripper? I thought in order to be a stripper you have to have a great body? I mean seriously, how many straight men would pay a woman whos flabby and has a pot belly to strip for them???
 
2007-09-05 11:39:48 PM  
shiat, thas' it?
This thread has real potential.
 
2007-09-05 11:40:04 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

"I'm tired..."
 
2007-09-05 11:40:58 PM  
mab1823

Nip slips are always nice. Ok shall I start the attention whoring with sexy pix of myself for the farkettes prsent
 
2007-09-05 11:41:09 PM  
itchyvelour: If you're a stripper you're getting paid based on 2 things* - your looks and your presentation of said looks. As such making judgements about them looking like Michael Jackson is expected.

Gotcha. Farkers would never give ratings to them if they happened to be accountants rather than strippers.
 
2007-09-05 11:41:25 PM  
mab1823

All it takes is a square inch or two of exposed skin. We'll imagine the rest.


This is Fark, after all
 
2007-09-05 11:41:42 PM  
popfreak: From a link in TFA, this thing was picked up in an earlier strip club bust

Oh, hell no.


That's a man, man!
 
2007-09-05 11:42:28 PM  
More stripper pics please
i3.tinypic.com
 
2007-09-05 11:42:58 PM  
Knucklepopper

This is going to set up as a legendary fail
 
2007-09-05 11:42:58 PM  
Spiffjiggins

"I'm tired..."

Well take a nap and zen firez zee mizz ile!!
 
2007-09-05 11:43:20 PM  
Time for lolstrippers?
 
2007-09-05 11:43:23 PM  
www.photoshoptalent.com
 
2007-09-05 11:44:56 PM  
itchyvelour: If you're a stripper you're getting paid based on 2 things* - your looks and your presentation of said looks.

If by "presentation of said looks" you mean how well she grinds against your lap and rubs and....etc.... against you during a lap dance, then you're right.
 
2007-09-05 11:44:58 PM  
I'd hit 'em all ..... well, if my wife let me that is.

/Don't lie, the rest of you farkers would hit em all too
//Lyin bastards
///Hey I got a woody
////Gonna go hit the wife .... later you mongoloids
 
2007-09-05 11:45:21 PM  
Chiggity Chza: This is going to set up as a legendary fail

It was heading that way as soon as your girlfriend reminded us there's women on Fark and sometimes they post their pics.
Then gridlocksammy came in with the screaming tits.
What the fark is that all about gridlocksammy?
 
2007-09-05 11:45:52 PM  
MANDY GRUNWALD IS A HOOKER TOO??

www.thesmokinggun.com


/and we all thought she was just a big old dyke
//like Hillary!
 
2007-09-05 11:46:12 PM  
bliss,
first pic look mentally modified and suceptible to the power of suggestion.
second/thrice has the wholesome canadian thing going.
congrats your hot. now go get your eyebrows done or something. But only slightly. And never plucked.
 
2007-09-05 11:46:37 PM  
Thorsen: later you mongoloids

I don't think that word means what you think it means...
 
2007-09-05 11:47:38 PM  
oh and the last one squirted out of New Orleans, there can be no doubt. Only that kind of Neville brothers ugly emanates from the black swamp.
 
2007-09-05 11:47:54 PM  
1. Yes
2. Maybe
3-5. I just vomited on my keyboard.
 
2007-09-05 11:48:25 PM  
SARAH SILVERMAN?
IS THAT YOU????



img171.imageshack.us
 
2007-09-05 11:48:26 PM  
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: oh and the last one squirted out of New Orleans, there can be no doubt. Only that kind of Neville brothers ugly emanates from the black swamp.

but she's blonde?
 
2007-09-05 11:49:02 PM  
miss bliss
I will defend you against the charge of attention whoring by saying I realized from you Weeners that you were just having fun, or being silly, or even kinda teasing us. But, that you were in no way attention whoring. Oh, and I admit that I also like the pix in your profile.

/DRTFA
 
2007-09-05 11:49:50 PM  
www.eagleindoorair.com
 
2007-09-05 11:50:36 PM  
aspAddict: I would nail #1 in front of my wife AND her divorce lawyer...

FTW. You owe me a new keyboard, dammit.
 
2007-09-05 11:50:53 PM  
I'm calling she-tranigans on #5

/thats a man baby
 
2007-09-05 11:50:58 PM  
miss bliss:

Ignore the trolls, Since you have TF you should have seen how snarky farkers get. Enjoy the compliment and more power to you!
 
2007-09-05 11:51:14 PM  
cowsspinach: I mean seriously, how many straight men would pay a woman whos flabby and has a pot belly to strip for them???

How many gay men would, either?
 
2007-09-05 11:51:26 PM  
Knucklepopper

Well, only 2 farkettes in the thread and one is obsessed with gingervitis and the other doesn't even have a pic in her profile. Last time we had everyone downloading counters into their profiles to see how many hits their page could get. Constantly uploading and changing profile pix and even posting them in the thread. I don't see that potential here
 
2007-09-05 11:51:52 PM  
mypalmike: itchyvelour: If you're a stripper you're getting paid based on 2 things* - your looks and your presentation of said looks. As such making judgements about them looking like Michael Jackson is expected.

Gotcha. Farkers would never give ratings to them if they happened to be accountants rather than strippers.


Farkers would not be talking about them this long if they were accountants. The average Farker has the attention span of an ADHD riddled 4 year old boy on meth. Christos man - if this article had been about 10 accountants maybe 1 in 20 Farkers posting comments would have actually read the article.
 
2007-09-05 11:52:00 PM  
Was anyone else hoping for siamese twins?
 
2007-09-05 11:52:34 PM  
Well...I'm pretty sure #4 and #5 are actually men...

..but I'd eat a mile of #1's shiat just to see where it came from.

/or give her a $20, whichever is easier.
 
2007-09-05 11:53:06 PM  
Knucklepopper: Where else can the anonymous gather the nerve to speak their minds?

And "Miss Bliss" is her real name.

/no offense, bliss
//only fools expose their whole life online
///identity theft, anyone?
 
2007-09-05 11:53:30 PM  
I'd let any of the five snort blow off my dick anyday!
 
2007-09-05 11:53:30 PM  
miss bliss: the first one made me sad, i didn't expect them to be that pretty. but the ones after that made me feel a little bit better. maybe i'll be a stripper someday, i think i'm passable.

Checked my watch, sorry I'm late. But, uh, how YOU doin'?
 
2007-09-05 11:54:21 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com
photos5.flickr.com
 
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