Let me know if there is any change in his condition.

According to my sloppy googling he leaves a wife Karen and kids Linda, Julie, Paul Michael, and twins Connor and Adam. My condolences to all.

Good night, fundy man.

A few prebuscent boys can breathe easier tonight.

Damn! When did FARK become the Free Republic?

My condolences to the congressman's family.

Doing rails of blow of an albino midget's ass will do that to you.

meekychuppet: CoRDS: ok look

fark is a GLOBAL site

how is the death of a random American politician actually news.

one small man in a small position in a small country (talking numbers here people) is not news. its fark.com

This.

meeky, you're a brit. don't you "this" this. i was forced to spend several hours in Heathrow several days ago and let me tell you... No wonder the colonists wanted to do nothing with you Brits. 1. the airport is a bloodyheap of suck. you take a trolley so you can stand in a queue, which leads to another queue, which then breaks into 4 other confusing queues. Then you repeat this 3 more times. Queues don't move much either. LAX and JFK are better than this crap.
2. the food. - it is even worse than the airplane food, and that is saying something.
3. Who the FARK drinks warm beer. I could not find cold beer ANYWHERE in that FSM-forsaken place (looked in 3 bars).

So, in conclusion... America is better. Thus our news stories about our dead conservative fat politicians matter more.

P.S. I forgot to mention - the whole thing about dental hygiene - its not a stereotype.

What corpse is high in the middle and round on both ends?

Since he was a conservative Christian it is only fair to ask if his penis was still attached.

and so it begins.

read 'em and weep R's Pelosi's in tha howse.

wait, i thought in these cases the governor appoints an interim replacement. since strickland is a dem, wouldn't that be another seat for the democrats?

I bet he could still get re-elected.

CoRDS:

3/10 on the troll which I thought was obvious
+8 for more responses than I've seen in a long time.

/goes to 11

another victim of too wide a stance....

Majority0fOne: meeky, you're a brit. don't you "this" this. i was forced to spend several hours in Heathrow several days ago and let me tell you... No wonder the colonists wanted to do nothing with you Brits. 1. the airport is a bloodyheap of suck. you take a trolley so you can stand in a queue, which leads to another queue, which then breaks into 4 other confusing queues. Then you repeat this 3 more times. Queues don't move much either. LAX and JFK are better than this crap.
2. the food. - it is even worse than the airplane food, and that is saying something.
3. Who the FARK drinks warm beer. I could not find cold beer ANYWHERE in that FSM-forsaken place (looked in 3 bars).

So, in conclusion... America is better. Thus our news stories about our dead conservative fat politicians matter more.

P.S. I forgot to mention - the whole thing about dental hygiene - its not a stereotype.

Well, I can't argue with this quality thinking.

/Not British.

Treygreen13
You got me there. You're definitely better at the snark than I am. I feel ashamed to be "pwned" by someone who looks like this.

Lighten' up, Francis. The reson I keep that pic around is so that anyone who uses it against me (at least twice a week) is basically saying "gon nuthin'". Besides, as you can clearly see, I'm farkin' hot. I must have had my ass grabbed by 20 chicks that (last) Halloween.

Try not to be so jealous, pops.

stonicus: He was found in his bathroom.


/not impressed

moosen::

What!? Come on.. Give me a break, I like giving them. I just dont like getting them.

AXESMI: How else can democratsRepublicans win? By assassinationcheating at the polls and not letting the darkies vote. OBEYTHEJESUS!

FTFY.

anyone else notice the byline?

the plot thickens...

d23: READ THE farkING ARTICLE

thanks chief, but i am asking this question despite what the article says.

Majority0fOne

LAX and JFK are better than this crap.

Yeah, but to be fair a visit to LAX is slightly better than being attacked by wolves. And this is coming from a guy that has to use ATL several times a month.

Jument: Is there some reason in particular that this is interesting?


Uh, just a guess, but here goes....

Hard-line, knee-jerk, narrow-minded Republican from Ohio?

Take a look at his record (new window) (with due credit to ardyn). Good riddance.

Yep, he'll get reelected.

His life status would be right on par with all the of the Ohio absentee balloters.

The guy is dead and some of you are just asses.

May he rest in peace.

Meanwhile your favorite democratic donor and confessed criminal maybe on the run again...breaking more laws. Nice group of friends you run with turd.

They say it was a heart attack. The real truth? He went hunting with Dick Cheney.

ultraholland: /not impressed


Ditto.

The real problem today is how the foreign governments can buy influence into the US government via donations. Why do you think China is doing so well?

Thank you Clinton and the democrats.

Belated Happy Birthday, Mary Jo Kopechne (July 26, 1940 - July 18, 1969)
obscure?

good

GreatPenguin: moosen: CoRDS: "ok look, i'm an idiot."

He actually has a point though. How many of you actually know the names of your representatives and senators?

/not me

easy for me - no one.

DC - still waiting for our democracies!

meekychuppet: Well, I can't argue with this quality thinking.

/Not British.

From profile - Location: England, near Manchester
Looks like a brit to me. Brit = from great Britain. England - part of great britain.

/Quality
//Thinking

WayneKerr: North or South America?

It's funny how you act all pissy because people properly refer to the United States of America as America, and then you yourself use America in your bio to describe the US. You're a dumbass.

Former Rep. Jennifer Dunn (R-WA-08) just died.

unremarkable asterisk: All the "My condolences to the congressman's family" people crack me up. Do you really think the family is currently monitoring FARK for its heart-felt condolences concerning their loved one? This would be the LAST place I would look.

This cracked me up.

AXESMI: How else can democrats win. By assassination.

Lol, They arent gonna win anyway. Congress currently has a lower approval rate than the President... GO DEMS!!!

<b>Wolfmanjames</b>

Bravo Sir!

mister aj: Nice karma strike there. Only need a few thousand more Republicans to die, then maybe it'll be even with the Iraqi death toll.

Full of fail.

Didn't a couple of democrats vote for that war too?