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(ESPN)   Todo list: Get cut by NFL team. Assault father. Get contract offer from Cincinnati   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 18
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2007-09-05 01:16:50 PM  
He was released last season BY the Bengals. (Probably for not having a long enough rap sheet for their tastes.)
 
2007-09-05 01:17:07 PM  
Officer Timothy Kane, responding to a 911 report of two men fighting, said Danny Baugher had "bloodshot glassy eyes, slurred and thick-tongued speech, as well as the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from his breath."

Well, maybe it's just part of his culture. Should we treat him any worse than your average superior athlete, who would punch his dad in the face in a drunken stupor?
 
2007-09-05 01:18:40 PM  
Toto list:

1) Bless the rains down in Africa
 
2007-09-05 01:18:43 PM  
Borkoman
He was released last season BY the Bengals. (Probably for not having a long enough rap sheet for their tastes.)

Does that mean they may have seen a potential problem? Or, is it once a Bengal always a Bengal?
 
2007-09-05 01:21:45 PM  
seriously... the Bengal thing has long since reached the point of no longer being funny... at all.

/sand
/mangina
/I know
 
2007-09-05 01:23:14 PM  
I think Bill is more than happy having Chris Hanson doing the punt duty.
 
2007-09-05 01:31:27 PM  
In other news his father is now being teased relentlessy for getting his arse kicked by a freaking punter.
 
2007-09-05 01:32:10 PM  
What's a "Todo list?"

The dog in Wizard of Oz with a list? A list of bad 70-80s bands?

Or could it, perhaps, really be a "To-do list?"

/punctuation is your friend.
//beer is my friend.
 
2007-09-05 01:36:44 PM  
Can he kick? Because the Bengals need a kicker.
 
2007-09-05 01:49:28 PM  
Crewmannumber6
Can he kick? Because the Bengals need a kicker.


"allright you're a cook, a great cook, but can you farm?"
 
2007-09-05 01:57:00 PM  
Maybe this is like "tada!", only at the beginning of the sentence... so they need o's insted.

/logic?
//it has none
 
2007-09-05 02:03:51 PM  
Dunkenly sucker-punching your really old man in the face because you got fired?!!?? All class.
 
2007-09-05 02:13:50 PM  
Torrent of Rubbish: Toto list:

1) Bless the rains down in Africa


Dude, that was sweet.

/if you're a chick, 'dude' is unisex in this context
 
2007-09-05 04:18:24 PM  
Dude, you're just a punter!
 
2007-09-05 04:44:43 PM  
p the boiler: the Bengal thing has long since reached the point of no longer being funny

Then they should try having a few less players arrested. It is still a lot funnier then Duke Sucks ever was.
 
2007-09-05 04:57:44 PM  
Dammit. I was hoping it was Jeremy Bloom going caaarrrrraaaaaazzzzyyy.
 
2007-09-05 06:44:01 PM  
The guy from to catch a predator is the pats punter?
 
2007-09-05 10:15:07 PM  
p the boiler: seriously... the Bengal thing has long since reached the point of no longer being funny... at all.

There can never be enough Bengal Hate in world.

Hate them, hate the owner, hate what they've done/not done to Cincy.
 
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