FARK.com: (3047644) If you're going to burglarize and vandalize a campsite, you probably shouldn't scrawl "Peter Addison was here" at the scene of the crime

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		If you're going to burglarize and vandalize a campsite, you probably shouldn't scrawl "Peter Addison was here" at the scene of the crime - especially if your name's Peter Addison (dailymail.co.uk)		41
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Yellowbeard		2007-09-05 09:29:02 AM

Yellowbeard was here!

WaSkazio		2007-09-05 09:29:08 AM

like this? (new window)

overlord_mike		2007-09-05 09:29:23 AM

What a dumbass

FarkingBastige		2007-09-05 09:29:53 AM

Amatuer

puffy999		2007-09-05 09:29:59 AM

Kilroy was here.

szembek		2007-09-05 09:30:39 AM

Fluid		2007-09-05 09:30:40 AM

Attention whoring burglary is not a particularly lucrative business.

Cythraul		2007-09-05 09:31:53 AM

Brilliance!

I expect no more than 5 to 10 years before this guy checks out, Darwin style.

vertigo32		2007-09-05 09:32:24 AM

They don't get much stupider then that.

R Gay!

Two Dogs Farking		2007-09-05 09:34:04 AM

This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.

SyKoHPaTh		2007-09-05 09:34:56 AM

I wonder if his tombstone will read "Peter Addison is here"

offacue		2007-09-05 09:35:07 AM

Stupid. You're supposed to paint the name of the kid who beat you up a week prior.

/so I've heard

riffrafff		2007-09-05 09:35:23 AM

On the other hand, this was one that Cheshire's finest were able to solve!

nytmare		2007-09-05 09:35:30 AM

All the great ones leave their mark.

clanque		2007-09-05 09:36:41 AM

udeng01		2007-09-05 09:41:18 AM

Brooks was here.

/So was Red

bencoon		2007-09-05 09:44:38 AM

And thus, Peter learns that the real world is far less forgiving than high school.

AFKobel		2007-09-05 09:45:20 AM

These unfounded bigoted accusations against British Garden Birds must stop!

adambomb		2007-09-05 09:46:31 AM

Not just a camp, but a camp for underprivileged youth. Assholes.

nobozo		2007-09-05 09:46:42 AM

Apparently Peter also thinks British garden birds 'R GAY'.

mungo		2007-09-05 09:54:27 AM

For the record, 'buglarize' is not a word!

The word is 'Burgle'. A burglar burgles. A house is burgled.

You don't 'garglerize' mouthwash or hurdlerize a fence, and you sodding well don't burglarize a house either

/Nazi

NYRBill		2007-09-05 09:56:04 AM

I came in to say someone set him up then I RTFA. dumbass

Quantumbunny		2007-09-05 09:56:17 AM

WaSkazio: like this? (new window)

You saved me from looking for this myself this morning. Thanks.

\Saw that family guy last night
\\Wanted to see the whole song today
\\\Is that wrong?

MadTheologian		2007-09-05 09:59:21 AM

BUGS BUNNY WUZ HERE (new window)

/Rebel Rabbit FTW
//Edited version FTL

FarkofTheSea		2007-09-05 10:00:14 AM

you know who else vandilized things!

Two Dogs Farking		2007-09-05 10:00:28 AM

mungo: For the record, 'buglarize' is not a word!

Wrong (^)

gatsome		2007-09-05 10:10:42 AM

mungo: You don't 'garglerize' mouthwash or hurdlerize a fence, and you sodding well don't burglarize a house either.

Garglerize is what your mom does to me sometimes.

Two Dogs Farking		2007-09-05 10:13:45 AM

mungo: you sodding well don't burglarize a house either

You're right. They obviously burgled and vandled the camp.

/Tool

nytmare		2007-09-05 10:18:26 AM

mungo: For the record, 'buglarize' is not a word!

The word is 'Burgle'.

Well the next time you try to vap something instead of vaporize it, be sure to tell us how well that works out for you.

/vap vap vap

steveurkel		2007-09-05 10:25:05 AM

"now, with the holidays coming up, and all the christmas gifts here in your home, some of you are going to get burgled"
/obscure?

MattyBlast		2007-09-05 10:27:41 AM

After the case Insp Gareth Woods of Cheshire Police said: "This crime is up there were the dumbest of all in the criminal league table."

I've seen some cricket-balled sentences before, but this one really takes the biscuit.

faithfulermine		2007-09-05 10:45:37 AM

I usually go with Count Chocula Was Here. My name is, unfortunately, not Count Chocula.

groverpm		2007-09-05 11:03:30 AM

mungo: For the record, 'buglarize' is not a word!

Quite correct. However 'burglarize' is, even if only in the US. Languages evolve for better or worse.

poursoul		2007-09-05 11:27:45 AM

So, what all of you are saying to me is I shouldn't write "G W Bush wuz hear?"

And instead should write "Palosi was here"

nadia2004		2007-09-05 11:34:41 AM

Goodfella		2007-09-05 12:22:02 PM

SgtArkie		2007-09-05 12:26:11 PM

doesnt mean he did it. we had one sgt that people liked to mess with, he left his stencil with his name and ssn laying around. someone else decided to use it on the concrete floor and other areas...it was kinda funny.

knagl		2007-09-05 12:29:10 PM

SyKoHPaTh: I wonder if his tombstone will read "Peter Addison is here"

Bwahahaha. Nice!

RockIsDead		2007-09-05 01:00:58 PM

mungo: For the record, 'buglarize' is not a word!

The word is 'Burgle'. A burglar burgles. A house is burgled.

You don't 'garglerize' mouthwash or hurdlerize a fence, and you sodding well don't burglarize a house either

/Nazi

You need to decaffeinatize your coffee.