Polyhazard: women are less likely to ask for raises than men

This? (new window)

I'm guessing Fluff Girl just got about a thousand profile views with that first commment =P

owtytrof: gatsome
Weeners = Boobies

Best filter pwnage I've seen in a long while. Thanks!



Tell me about it. I haven't been pwned that hard since I found out that adam's apple + 'anal because I suffer from vaginal dryness' meant post-op.

There's some kind of funny irony/coincidence to be had here...

that's what I get for skimming... didn't see taht someone already beat me to the almighty penis song...

/pouts in corner
//with my hand on my
///knee

Polyhazard: I'd post a link, but I'm on my mobile and the mobile web is giving me nothing. Anyone else have it?

this is the part I meant to quote. The above link may be the article you mean.

themishkin: I'm guessing Fluff Girl just got about a thousand profile views with that first commment =P


I haven't out of principle unless there's something worth seeing in it. Is there?

/imageshack/photobucket blocked at work
//extra slashie for sadness

Fluff Girl: vertigo32: gatsome: Weeners = Boobies

This.

One is just easier to measure then others.

Plus, a guy can have a weener that looks like a button on a fur coat, and you can't tell when he's walking down the street. Unfortunately, my killer b's are obvious to anyone who looks at me. Now we're talking unfair.

I like a girl with a B-cup.

gatsome

Disappointment, you will have it.

overlord_mike

Mine are the last two in Orange County. On a female, anyway.

I work for a penis so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.....

her map is impressive!

Fluff Girl: gatsome

Disappointment, you will have it.

FeFiFoFark: her map is impressive!

I need some kind of bonus points for being to every state you haven't besides Alaska.

/lived in that big lonely northwestern one last 2 years of high school

Fluff Girl:
overlord_mike

Mine are the last two in Orange County. On a female, anyway.

No matter the physical quantity ie. big boobs, small boobs, big butt, small butt, skinny or fat.

There is guys out there that find it very atractive.

Pluas that make you unique.
IE. black hair and medium boobs in OC

Fluff Girl: Whoa. Sounds like someone needs to get laid, sugartits

Probably true! But I'm a recently graduated psych major- like every test for 4 years had a question that boiled down to correlation vs. causation, so every once in a while one of these articles that's particularly blatant drives...me...bonkers. It'll be out of my system soon.

mab1823 Quote 2007-09-05 09:56:51 AM
Zerk Schrader: . . . unless you never get to use the darn thing.

/mid 20's

You're doin' it wrong.

The beauty of the penis is that it's always usable, alone or in pairs.

/It's log, it's log.


I was doing it wrong-- is better now. My mid 20's are what I refer to as my "WTF?" period, where I didn't know what I was doing and spent most of my times either in lousy jobs or staring at walls. My anatomy served merely as a tangible reminder of my social failings. I shook my fist at the heavens daily, and drove too fast. I was permanently baffled.

/It's a log . . . Well, it's a pixie stik, it's a pixie stik

I have an incredibly large penis and incredibly small killer b's. It sucks because people are always staring at the small empire in my pants and missing my beautiful little ta-tas. I suppose it's nice getting attention from the ghey men but the women are always screaming, "ouch my cervix!" You don't know how hard it is to be hung like the hanging gardens (because it's surprisingly soft).

/"HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"

Okay... besides Ronnie Ludekize showing me his penis in 2nd grade (I was not impressed) the only other penis live and in person that I have seen is my hubbys. (We were 17 and virgins when we met - but not for long!)

I've seen lots of pics of them, though, and some of them are just really creepy/nasty looking!

/Mr. NMR has a very nice looking one
//I love da penis

Fluff Girl: No worries. If I could post a profile pic of cats shooting out of my ass, I think I'd do it.

If you could do that, I think you'd be able to earn as much as if you had a penis.

we needed a new survey to tell us this?

Fluff Girl

I'd let you fark me on the first date!

fyrewede: Srsly, though -- the problem here comes down to our current understanding of the value of Force vs. Power and seeing power as being external to ourselves (in essence, Force) rather than internal.

Males, with all that testosterone mucking up their brains, are by nature more assertive...or aggressive. This is why, in a typical state prison population, 93% of the prisoners are male and only 7% are female.

If you ever need a bright-line illustration of how much more combative and anti-social men are than women, well, that little fact usually does the trick.

And there's more to it even than that... for example:
Of the male prisoners, the majority of them are incarcerated for violent crimes.

Of the female prisoners, the VAST majority of them are incarcerated for nonviolent crimes (dealing and doing drugs, repeatedly DUI, child neglect, theft).

Clearly external power is a much bigger priority for those whose thought patterns are influenced by testosterone than it is for those whose thought patterns are influenced by estrogen.

Estrogen inclines one toward nurturing cooperation and communitarianism as opposed to the traditional top-down heirarchical power structures we typically see in the corporate world. Coincidence that that structure was put in place by men?

Of course not.

So, really, until we completely rearrange our thinking in a way that recognizes the feminine approach as being equally if not more valid than the traditional male approach, expecting women to rise to the top of those kinds of structures is cramming a curvy peg into an angular hole. It's just not a fit...nor would we really want it to be.

The Carly Fiorinas and Maggie Thatchers of the world succeed because they masculinze themselves and conform to the expectations of the male-dominated power structure. They do nothing to promote cooperation over competition.

If you want to see a woman doing what women do best in a more feminized power structure, look at Oprah, or look at any well-run elementary school classroom. It's very different from the way say... a Donald Trump or a Rupert Murdoch would run things.

man hater

equal rights is all good, but your saying our whole system is a "man" system and it should be changed to a feminine caring Oprah system, too bad she died years ago and dr.phil runs her by remote

overlord_mike: Fluff Girl: Once or twice a year, it's good to have two.

/Just kidding
//O' RLY

your poor husband

As a husband, I wouldn't mind. As long as one is mine, and the other synthetic. Esp. if it's strapped to some hottie...

Fluff Girl - Only when provoked.

I'll be careful, but if I'm having lunch outside and one lands on the rim of my drink, I will swat it with a rolled up newspaper.

The safe word is 'chaffinch'.

No worries. If I could post a profile pic of cats shooting out of my ass, I think I'd do it.

I'd imagine all you need to do is ask and someone will whip one up for you, though I'd be careful what you wish for.

New Moon Rabbit - I've seen lots of pics of them, though, and some of them are just really creepy/nasty looking!

That's the trouble these days, no one takes the time to sit down and arrange a portrait shot properly.

"If you could lift your head just a little bit.... no, not that one..."

Zerk Schrader: mab1823 Quote 2007-09-05 09:56:51 AM
Zerk Schrader: . . . unless you never get to use the darn thing.

/mid 20's

You're doin' it wrong.

The beauty of the penis is that it's always usable, alone or in pairs.

/It's log, it's log.


I was doing it wrong-- is better now. My mid 20's are what I refer to as my "WTF?" period, where I didn't know what I was doing and spent most of my times either in lousy jobs or staring at walls. My anatomy served merely as a tangible reminder of my social failings. I shook my fist at the heavens daily, and drove too fast. I was permanently baffled.

/It's a log . . . Well, it's a pixie stik, it's a pixie stik


Two words: Slump Buster

FeFiFoFark: her map is impressive!

I think I'm the reason she hasn't been to Maryland.

/Isn't the restraining order due to expire?

Belltower: overlord_mike: Fluff Girl: Once or twice a year, it's good to have two.

/Just kidding
//O' RLY

your poor husband

As a husband, I wouldn't mind. As long as one is mine, and the other synthetic. Esp. if it's strapped to some hottie...

Belltower gets it.

themishkin: gatsome: I haven't out of principle unless there's something worth seeing in it. Is there?


She's cute, but she needs a better/more profile pic(s). It's explained in there if you go read it. The Alice in Wonderland pic just brings back bad memories for me though... That movie scared the shiat outta me when I was little. Haven't seen it since

/don't want to either


I proxied the profile to take a peak. It reminded me that flat tummies are underated compared to boobies. Friends don't let friends allow themselves 'muffin tops'.


/not a double standard either

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

Whenever life gets you down,
keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind...
and when you're all out of hope,
down at the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line...
If you ever get so low
that you don't know which way to go
come on and take a walk in my shoes...
Never worry 'bout a thing
got the world on a string
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.

(CHORUS)
I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance
when I glance in my pants
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

(CHORUS)
I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

Yeah I got great big amounts
in the place where it counts
and the feeling's like a sunshiney day...
I take a look at my enormous penis
and everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way...

DaVinci's notebook ftw.

There are perfectly logical and downright economically viable reasons that women make less than men by many comparisons. As has been stated already there is the issue of convenience vs pay. With MOST women taking time off for maternity leave and child rearing related issues, they would in fact receive an effective pay cut for their time away. Let not forget that the time for maternity leave can be quite extended. While legally it is a only a few months, many women take the time (often years) to raise their children at home as housewives (as they should). This has a twofold effect on their careers. One is that they are gone from the job thus stopping their pay escalation. When they return, all other things equal, they are the same age a a man that was the same age when she took leave, however HE stayed, got annual raises, promotions, job training, etc. So, his pay alone would be higher just because he now has MORE EXPERIENCE.

One thing you won't see in that article is any mention of years of experience. The same two people, man and woman, of the same age can have vastly different levels of experience. There's no reason for a man to be absent form the workforce for more that a month at a time. While the reasons are many for women - most surrounding their biological clock and the ensuing child bearing/rearing time.

Its perfectly acceptable to pay some one with more experience more than someone without the same experience. While away for a year caring for her infant, the same working man will stay up to times with company policy, networking, raises and promotions, job training, etc. When SHE comes back to work it may take her quite a while just to get caught up and back in the swing of things. There is this natural experience gap that leads tot he difference in pay scales. For many women, if they take a few years off, they can never get caught up the guy who stayed working the whole time - regardless of age, career field, education, etc. Its all about experience and longevity.

Lets also consider that many women that go back to work, may take a part time position to continue with child rearing. They may even take an entirely different job that is more flexible with their now hectic schedules. The same situation exists here where a man that has held a job since he exited college (with no time away) will have years more experience with any particular job than a woman who just got into that position - possibly after a long absent stint from any workforce and also after changing career fields. She has less experience and know how.

I don't have time to go into all the details, but suffice it to say that although there may be discrimination in some workplaces, lets not blame it on gender all the time - there is a legitimate economic reason why women often appear to get paid less then men of the same age.

Sigmazeta314

I like having five penises, my pants fit like a glove!

kill me.

Cock wins over boobies, cause my swollen engorged fluid-leaking organ is better than yours.

ZekeMacNeil: Better pay, no "time of the month", and comfy dress shoes

/membership has its privileges

we don't have to sit down to pee either, bonus!

jesusjuice007-
/it does not suprise me to see you two in the penis room
//not at all upset about that
///at least i know where to find you

gotta have priorities ;)

Fluff Girl: Once or twice a year, it's good to have two.

/Just kidding
//O' RLY

Pics or you're a tease.

I'm so screwed on this one.

Fluff Girl: Belltower gets it.

Great! Does this Friday work for you?

Good morning gentlemen. How's the penis?

Subby: If they're just now figuring this out, society is more doomed than previously imagined.

Seriously, though, FTFA:
"· Gender pay gap among managers on rise again
· Number of senior women quitting also on increase "

Umm. . . durr? They seriously can't figure out that the two might somehow, in this weird, mathematical sense, be connected?

fyrewede - You forgot:

(7) shaving every day.

That's a real pain in the arse. So much so, I'm growing my beard back in 10 days' time.

No penis thread is complete without me being here.

Daffydil

I DID check her profile - that's why I said I'd let her fark me on the first date!

(but I did miss that epic thread, originally)

Whores, strippers and waitresses don't have to claim their wages. I'm sure that makes a pretty big dent in their so called "earnings".

Also, if we added up all the free rent, meals, movies, entertainment, jewelry, flowers, cars, houses then you will probably see that while men EARN the money, more of it is spent by women.

Yeah, keep biatching women, one day you may actually get equality but I doubt you're going to like it.