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LaChanz		2007-09-05 06:49:45 AM

Now he's in some jeep shiat.

icon0fs1n		2007-09-05 08:27:50 AM

Don't think he'll be able to dodge the charges on this one. I'm sure someone will Benz him over in prison.

/stretching it?

nobozo		2007-09-05 08:37:49 AM

He was probably heading south to Plymouth.

BunkoSquad		2007-09-05 09:12:58 AM

Hope he can af-Ford a good attorney

wh0mprat		2007-09-05 10:21:17 AM

The trial will be a Breeze.

blacknite		2007-09-05 10:21:46 AM

wont be as free as an Eagle anymore.

Fletch F. Fletch		2007-09-05 10:23:49 AM

I can hear the judge imposing civil penalties: "I Isuzu."

four95		2007-09-05 10:33:05 AM

He'll end up getting a 300 dollar fine.

/got nuthin'.

Dwight Schrute		2007-09-05 10:35:51 AM

Evidently the Police killed the man's wife. He was trying to Avenger.

buzzvert		2007-09-05 10:38:35 AM

Maybe he watched 300, and then drove thru the Aspen to see the Cirrus Clouds. Then, driving down 5th Avenue, he decided to Conquest the police in their Cruisers, stating "I am the Imperial LeBaron of Cordoba!" He then attempted the conquest, however was thwarted, escaped through Town and Country, and headed toward the Pacifica.

MorphOSX		2007-09-05 10:41:47 AM

buzzvert: Maybe he watched 300, and then drove thru the Aspen to see the Cirrus Clouds. Then, driving down 5th Avenue, he decided to Conquest the police in their Cruisers, stating "I am the Imperial LeBaron of Cordoba!" He then attempted the conquest, however was thwarted, escaped through Town and Country, and headed toward the Pacifica.

Nice.

/full of win.

MmmCrime		2007-09-05 10:45:50 AM

Um..... Stratus Neon Caliber Viper?

/I suck

strothgar		2007-09-05 10:46:55 AM

Now that is Acclaim to fame

droptone		2007-09-05 10:49:16 AM

He was possessed by Demons.

strothgar		2007-09-05 10:51:38 AM

...or a Valiant effort to Dart and Scamp from Town and Country Diplomats like a Demon

whitefalcon79		2007-09-05 10:55:14 AM

There's no Talon what they'll do to him.

mreuther		2007-09-05 10:55:44 AM

Crazy driver. They think they can roam the Town & Country as if there's only one Jeep on the road.

whitefalcon79		2007-09-05 10:59:37 AM

Aries so many poor-Caliber jokes in this thread, you'd think they were a Daimler dozen.

qw3r7yju4n		2007-09-05 11:14:18 AM

mason4300		2007-09-05 11:15:14 AM

Desmo		2007-09-05 11:16:45 AM

Henry Ford asked Helen Dodge if he could Packard his Pierce-Arrow in her Nash. She said, "For Chryler's sake no, It's Willys night to Whippet." Ain't that a Buick?

/been wait'n for that for years

nomorelurking		2007-09-05 11:23:53 AM

strothgar: ...or a Valiant effort to Dart and Scamp from Town and Country Diplomats like a Demon

HaHa.

/my first car was a scamp! Green.

Lambeau		2007-09-05 11:37:51 AM

Was his name Ford Lincoln Mercury? Was he Postmaster General?

Cyburbia		2007-09-05 11:45:50 AM

He's lucky he didn't Dynasty in a crash.

altinos		2007-09-05 11:55:34 AM

As P.T. Cruiser once said, "There's a Stratus born every minute."

wh0mprat		2007-09-05 11:59:17 AM

We don't want another Barcelona.

Darth3p0		2007-09-05 12:15:09 PM

I'm a Ford Pinto so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

dsmo		2007-09-05 12:18:26 PM

He's going to Viper ass with that Magnum.

greenboy		2007-09-05 12:26:56 PM

this is a useless thread, and a useless article.
/ 0 to subby. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

memilkisyummy		2007-09-05 01:21:13 PM

"Thank the Manufacturer! You're alive!"

/naturally not obscure and slightly OT but the headline reminded me of it.

Gregosaurus		2007-09-05 09:02:55 PM

Just remember...

Jesus Chrysler Drives A Dodge....

/Me? I Wanna Be A Flintstone

nigerian_eskimo		2007-09-06 03:27:02 AM

icon0fs1n: Don't think he'll be able to dodge the charges on this one. I'm sure someone will Benz him over in prison.

/stretching it?

Well, someone's gonna be 'stretching' it. Probably someone named Bubba.

And this is the correct way to ram a police cruiser:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3044037

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