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(Some Guy)   If you the hooker you hired for $60 suddenly runs off, maybe you should just go home instead of pretending you're an undercover cop   (blogs.tampabay.com) divider line 59
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2007-09-04 08:18:48 PM
well if you can't trust a whore, who can you trust?
 
2007-09-04 09:10:15 PM
you
 
2007-09-04 09:40:35 PM
Meh, such an amateur trick.
 
2007-09-04 09:52:52 PM
If you the hooker you hired? Does that mean if I hired myself as a hooker? How would that work?
 
2007-09-04 09:56:27 PM
Epsilon: If you the hooker you hired? Does that mean if I hired myself as a hooker? How would that work?

i'm not sure, but if you're a hooker that's an undercover cop, don't kill any kittens. i'm fairly sure ceiling cat is an informant
 
2007-09-04 09:57:07 PM
Wouldn't that make her wanna run away even more?
 
2007-09-04 09:58:31 PM
Today is flush with assy headlines!
 
2007-09-04 09:59:24 PM
If you're pretending you're a hooker you hired for yourself, is thinking you're an undercover cop a better or worse delusion?
 
2007-09-04 10:00:11 PM
mods are crunked again
 
2007-09-04 10:00:32 PM
If you the submission you read you has mistakes, you the rest whose submissions never see the you light of day get a little miffed you.
 
2007-09-04 10:01:05 PM
If you the you that you you'd for You dollars suddenly yous off, maybe you should just you you instead of pretending you're an undercover you
 
2007-09-04 10:02:09 PM
60 bucks? including the crack?
 
2007-09-04 10:03:09 PM
And DUI?

Did he drive his car into the hotel lobby?
 
2007-09-04 10:03:23 PM
I just came in here...to say that there are wayyy to many 'yous' in that headline.

/yous looks really weird
/yous yous yous
 
2007-09-04 10:03:44 PM
FreeLoveFreeway: If you the submission you read you has mistakes, you the rest whose submissions never see the you light of day get a little miffed you.

You that has you too many yous.
 
2007-09-04 10:04:10 PM
Hey, subby, it's not all about YOU, asshole!
 
2007-09-04 10:04:44 PM

This headline bought to you by the letter You.


The bad thing for this guy? Even if he's found innocent, from this point forward any prospective employer only needs to Google his name, and this story will come up. Nothing dissapears from the internet, but for a small fee, for him I'll pretend to scrub this info away using a Brillo pad.

 
2007-09-04 10:05:02 PM
Never pay in advance...
 
2007-09-04 10:05:36 PM
The hooker wasn't a cop, just smart. That's one of the oldest tricks in the book. The john only made things worse by impersonating an police officer. He should have just accepted that he got taken and cut his losses. Now he's facing a MUCH worse charge than just soliciting from a prostitute. Judges & law enforcement take this sort of thing very seriously. No community service for this idiot...
 
2007-09-04 10:05:59 PM
I'm beginning to think you need a criminal record to live in New Port Richey.

"Mr. Jones, it says here you're a meth-addicted serial rapist. I'm sorry sir, but we were actually looking for someone with a manslaughter background."
 
2007-09-04 10:06:34 PM
i like how they pasted his full address

HEY! someone in tampa go take pictures of his home! i've always wanted to see a crazy persons house. I bet its like peewee's playhouse.
 
2007-09-04 10:07:00 PM
Somebody explain to me why they put his address in the paper. What exactly do they hope to accomplish? 'Cause the only things I can think of are all very bad and culminate in lawsuitarity.
 
2007-09-04 10:08:06 PM
FreeLoveFreeway: If you the submission you read you has mistakes, you the rest whose submissions never see the you light of day get a little miffed you.

Speak the truth, you do.
 
2007-09-04 10:10:16 PM
So quick to condemn something as a bad idea. But what do you suggest someone do when a hooker takes off with their money?


/sometimes its like they know you have an axe in the trunk of your car
 
2007-09-04 10:11:25 PM
Is it me, or does the beginning of the article sound sorta like the premise of a bad joke?
 
2007-09-04 10:11:52 PM
TossedSaladMan That's why I have my axe on the front seat. Disguised as a clown shoe.
 
2007-09-04 10:12:48 PM
That was nice of the them to post his name and address. I'm going to write him a letter and tell him how stoopid he is.
 
2007-09-04 10:13:50 PM
You know who else hated the yous?
 
2007-09-04 10:16:56 PM
Maybe the printing of the address might have something to do with those programs some towns have where they gives out all the information they legally can about prostitutes and their clients in the hopes of embarrassing them?

/Just a guess.
 
2007-09-04 10:17:15 PM
fappomatic: TossedSaladMan That's why I have my axe on the front seat. Disguised as a clown shoe.

What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker.
 
OKO
2007-09-04 10:19:17 PM
jdcproskater3: Is it me, or does the beginning of the article sound sorta like the premise of a bad joke?

Ewes not the only one.
 
2007-09-04 10:27:24 PM
My funny headlines don't get greenlit but you crap like this slips through no problem. Must be you a secret to it somehow.
 
2007-09-04 10:27:34 PM
www.hollywoodstandups.com

"Hey, where are you going? Come back here, you biatches! I already paid for you! Cheaters! I made a deal with your parents, why do you disobey me?"
 
2007-09-04 10:32:29 PM
www3.sympatico.ca


Thanks for playing subby.
 
2007-09-04 10:35:22 PM
:you"
 
2007-09-04 10:36:22 PM
Not if you the hooker runs off with you the undercover cop, because technically, you the cop would be aiding and abetting, which is, you know, because South African children can't find maps of US high schools because of you the president's war in Iraq. Duh.
 
2007-09-04 10:44:18 PM
does florida designate the headline postificator?
 
2007-09-04 11:06:59 PM
Wait... I was the hooker? Where's my $60?

/Got any Listerine?
//Am I gonna get arrested?
///How much is that gonna cost?
/But... I didn't know I was a hooker
 
2007-09-04 11:10:07 PM
Wow you, you're headline you sucks.
 
2007-09-04 11:11:43 PM
Such as
 
2007-09-04 11:12:48 PM
Obviously this article was submitted by its author. Both of these idiots need to learn how to write.
 
2007-09-04 11:30:36 PM
Streetwalkers like that always walk the same block. Next time you see her on the street, beat her ass and tell everyone you're her pimp. Or drive by and throw a beer bottle at the thieving whore.
 
2007-09-04 11:55:40 PM
edmo: My funny headlines don't get greenlit but you crap like this slips through no problem. Must be you a secret to it somehow.

Yup: img.fark.com
 
2007-09-04 11:59:20 PM
If you the hooker you hired for $60

Is that how hookers have hooker fantasies?
 
2007-09-05 12:03:23 AM
neomatt: Not if you the hooker runs off with you the undercover cop, because technically, you the cop would be aiding and abetting, which is, you know, because South African children can't find maps of US high schools because of you the president's war in Iraq. Duh.

Wait. What?

static.howstuffworks.com
 
2007-09-05 12:04:46 AM
Could you use Google Street Level Maps to see his house?
 
2007-09-05 12:08:37 AM
If you the Anus hits like The Iraq and US American oil getting a kick.
 
2007-09-05 12:08:42 AM
Has anyone pointed out the part where the submitter said "you", where it was not appropriate?

/cheking
 
2007-09-05 12:36:13 AM
john_d_corr: The hooker wasn't a cop, just smart. That's one of the oldest tricks in the book.

Tell me about it. I cleared $300 last month with it.
 
2007-09-05 12:36:45 AM
gODDhead: You know who else hated the yous?

I laughed.

/such as.
//and like.
 
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