I like the story when Chuck Zito beat Van Damme's ass because he was being a drunken loudmouth.

Sorry FARKettes, he may be handsome and all, but he is an asshole from what I have read. Big time gigolo. Literally dips his wick in any Ho hole.

I'd rather see Barry Zito kick his ass.

I'd rather see Barry White kick his ass.

I'd rather see Ali Landry's ass. BTW, 4 guys in a weeners thread. WTF?

I was...just......um....Mapquest gave me the wrong directions.

I'd rather see Bea Arthur kick his ass.

SuperCMC
I'm a bouncer here. As you see, no FARKettes here to see this dork.

Wldncrzy14,
THAT was good. I am going to use that line whenever I get pulled over by a cop somewhere I shouldn't be, heh heh.

Hell. I'd kick his ass. But then I'd offer to kiss it better (yum).

how is it that everyone who has posted in this thread has total fark, do total fark people gather in weener threads?

Van Damme not your cup of tea? Try this link instead:

http://members.lycos.nl/arnoldjean/asnudepic.htm

Creamcheeseinpanties, maybe totalfarkers have a thing for weeners links??

If you look at the timestamps, this was posted to TotalFARK at 6:45pm this evening, and you're the first non-totalfarker to post to it.

not bad...wish I was more of an ass girl, I might actually appreciate this link.

do total fark people gather in weener threads?

in my months of being a total farker (priviledge since given up due to budget cut backs) I don't remember anyone gathering in weener threads. Maybe this one is just special.

For the record: I am his ass double. That's my ass. His ass is as flat as his acting. My ass. Mine.

not a fan of Van Damme... might leave this one the hell alone. Why don't good weener posts get through btw?

true story: a friend and i ended up dancing on top of Jean Claude Van Damme's table at some bar in st. barths. ended up knocking his drink over and he got pissed. that man is quite short, btw.

aaagggghhhhh....total farker overload

I think he has a great body. Too bad he's such a jerk.
I agree with TBF; Arnold IS icky

Big deal, I've got a better bum than that!



Maybe not.

Begoggle: Can't really see you arse in that pic

Sweater Girl:


There ya go, one order of "soulful eyes"

Sweater Girl:

To the rescue

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/h/o/howykat/morgan1.jpg.html

Damn you FifthColumn...and Jean Claude Van Damn pretty much just sucks, all the way around.

:(

I think Robert Downey Jr. is very cute.

when he's sober that is

Don't hate me because I have a hairy ass that is as flat as our good friend Jean's, hate me because I post a picture of soulful dead-eyes?

okay, so i know jean claude is a real asshole, but damn...that was some nice ass. i don't care what any of you say!

oh, and begoggle, i don't know about your ass, but you are pretty cute and i love your smile!

Looks like he is trying to remember what he ate for lunch.

Right before he threw it up and stored it in a little jar inside a closet.

Models piss me off. Especially ones named "Jason!"

Elfwood has been screwy all day. Really must piss off the web developers that go there to steal graphics. I know it does me, and I'm not even a web developer. Atleast that's what I tell the money hungry feds.

Here is a few G.I.S. for "Soulful Eyes" for that SweaterGirl/Soulful Eyes Bimbo !

Fifth Column,
Yup, you were right.

"Soulfull Eyes"

"I meant soulful, not freaking demented."

that made me laugh bunches, thanks sweatergirl

He's a wife-beater.

'Nuf said.

09-20-02 12:08:35 AM Sweater Girl
hehe settle fifth
me still loves you.

Proof. Proof!

I don't like models or actors, so it's all okay. Except for Hulk Hogan; Mr. Nanny has to be the greatest movie I've ever seen. And he has the perfect ass. Not that I notice things like that, though.

*sigh* spelled soulful wrong, and now for some reason the quotation mark key is playing games on me.

feh.

HA! Take that, keyboard!

I'd hit it with a bat, but it looks like somebody already did that.

And now my not so timely retorts...getting locked out of one's lab until one can find police to let them in will cause time delays...

FifthColumn : Your non-existent ass flesh may cause me some small pangs of worry, but I was more upset about you beating me to the punch on the soulful eyes.

Sweater Girl : Thank me for that crap? Without an active link, even? Heavens to Mergatroid...exit, stage left..