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(DFW.com)   Remember Daisy, the dog who was doused with gas and set on fire, is finally out of the hospital and in a foster home   (dfw.com) divider line 285
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2002-09-19 10:45:20 PM
Impaler...you are a random genius!
 
2002-09-19 10:46:34 PM
but one day SweetPea developed a huge inside-out anus

So what causes that exactly? Your pigs not gettin enough fiber?
 
2002-09-19 10:47:03 PM
A radio station in Dallas was responsible for raising over $6000.00 for this good little puppy dog. Thanks to the sheer greatness of "1310 AM The Ticket Sports Radio" for this dog's recovery. Baby Arm.
 
2002-09-19 10:47:44 PM
Can these things even be considered IQ tests? Wow, 32 to 50 questions (depending on which ones you take; excluding the Spark's which never ends and bases your IQ on when you quit (says in their email most people quit after 400 questions))! And it's on-line which means they make money not from administering the test, but from people buying detailed results so they can fantasize about how smart they are for answering the majority of 32 questions about weebles that wobble but don't fall down.

If I took a "real" IQ test served by MENSA, I'd probably get my ass fed to me because they focus mainly on mathematical questions which only measures one portion of your IQ.

Of course who cares if you are smart enough to get into a society that only accepts the 2% of the population intelligent enough to get in? I aim higher - Skull&Bones, baby. They control the tests and the government. Win-win!
 
2002-09-19 10:47:48 PM
Impaler...you are a random genius!

lol.

Time to picks the lottery numbers.
 
2002-09-19 10:49:13 PM
Yeah, but your pattern recognition score is horrible! Clearly not Harvard material.
 
2002-09-19 10:49:55 PM

Here is the culprit
 
2002-09-19 10:51:00 PM
I scored a 149, and my pattern recognition was 100....I'm highly gifted.......w00t!!
 
2002-09-19 10:51:20 PM
Impaler,
There's a 500.25 in 1 chance of 920 hitting in New York tomorrow. Not that I want to influence you.
 
2002-09-19 10:52:47 PM
Yeah, but your pattern recognition score is horrible! Clearly not Harvard material.

Unless your dad has connections. Like um...lemme think here...Skull and Bones?
 
2002-09-19 10:53:31 PM
Seth: The irony of your bullet-in-the-head disposition and your knee injury is pretty funny. I have nothing against you, though

Anyway, I agree that when an animal is suffering, you end that suffering in the most humane way possible. But sometimes animals can be helped. Not all of them, but a few, and it's nice to see it when it happens. Lighten up.
 
2002-09-19 10:53:45 PM
09-19-02 10:51:20 PM Marquis
Impaler,
There's a 500.25 in 1 chance of 920 hitting in New York tomorrow. Not that I want to influence you.


Is that a lottery number?
 
2002-09-19 10:53:46 PM
yeah, you want to call me a genious? you have to, if you want to claim this test is accurate. mwahahaha
 
2002-09-19 10:54:10 PM
Guy: Say what you will, but they are obviously better than you because they masturbate inside coffins.
 
2002-09-19 10:54:24 PM
I think i figured it out. I entered 6 in as my age (the min allowed) and then answered randomly to simulate what a dog would answer. It must be easy to be a genius at 6.
 
2002-09-19 10:55:47 PM
FifthColumn What make you think I've never masturbated inside a coffin?
 
2002-09-19 10:56:40 PM
err...makes even
 
2002-09-19 10:56:49 PM
Impaler...any chance of you sending me your football picks for this Sunday?
 
2002-09-19 10:57:24 PM
Well I just assumed...

Although I can understand why one would want to do so. Not in one of those pine boxes, though. I'd aim high; silk, padded, oak! Maybe a little mini-bar and skylight somewhere.
 
2002-09-19 10:57:37 PM
Young Fart,

Is what a lottery number?
 
2002-09-19 10:58:20 PM


ok lets try that again
 
2002-09-19 11:00:16 PM
you couldn't aim very high in a coffin--not much room in there!
 
2002-09-19 11:00:22 PM
SweetPea developed a huge inside-out anus

I sure hope you weren't referring to me! I've tried to hide my identity...

I can't believe how a thread can take a huge U-turn like this. Well, yeah. I can. This is fark. Too hilarious....
 
2002-09-19 11:00:43 PM
They deliberatly make this test easier because it is located on an idiot woman site.

Zing!
 
2002-09-19 11:00:54 PM
Is what a lottery number?

920.
 
2002-09-19 11:02:22 PM
BotoxBarbie You could stand it on it's end.
 
2002-09-19 11:02:25 PM
Suitep: Better than politics or religion. Those two always take a backseat when egotistical Farkers like myself can take an online test to prove how much better they are than everybody else.

I mean, just look at my bio. Not only am I a better person than you, I'm also a sexual capricorn, idealist, and have a hairy ass.
 
2002-09-19 11:03:52 PM
might i add, that im very sick today? so, my score is lower than it normally would be, i cant consentrate :) yeah yeah im full of myself
 
2002-09-19 11:04:47 PM
FifthColumn Hairy asses are back in style? I've waited so long for that to happen. Time to break out the speedos next summer!
 
2002-09-19 11:04:56 PM
Young Fart,
Read the lottery threads from September 12th if you want to know what I was referring to.
 
2002-09-19 11:06:03 PM
Hairy asses have been in, Guy! Uh... hmmm.

It's been coming back like Disco and JPop.
 
2002-09-19 11:07:20 PM
Damn, I missed a whole summer of showing the world what the words "pale" and "hairy" are all about.
 
2002-09-19 11:07:21 PM
Now is it the whole ass, or can just the crack count?
 
2002-09-19 11:08:35 PM
Burnt Dog gets home to hairy asses in less than 180 posts! Good work everyone.
 
2002-09-19 11:08:49 PM
If your dog is loved and treated well, as a member of the family, they are more than capable of loving. If treated well a dog will also defend you when you are beyond the grave:Here
is an example. I am friend to a Parson Jack Russell Terrier that was horribly abused by his previous owner. I got him as a rescue, and while the first year was difficult I have no doubt that he would reproduce Squeak's feat in a second.

Seth, I agree that in some circumstances an animal should be put down, especially if the wounds will effect the animal's quality of life.

But to say that because the poor animal has suffered a misfortune at the hands of human beings and is not worth saving is insane. Please seek help. You aren't a functional person.
 
2002-09-19 11:08:51 PM
FifthColumn
They deliberatly make this test easier because it is located on an idiot woman site.

....
 
2002-09-19 11:09:10 PM
09-19-02 11:04:56 PM Marquis
Young Fart,
Read the lottery threads from September 12th if you want to know what I was referring to.


Oh, well nevermind. Too much work. Guess you were making a joke about the odds. They should be 1 in 1000.
 
2002-09-19 11:09:25 PM
now this is a fun topic. pale, hairy asses...lol
 
2002-09-19 11:09:50 PM
Oops. Here's the link:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/africa/03/19/zimbabwe.dog/
 
2002-09-19 11:09:51 PM
Suffering and money are not reasons to euthanize an animal. It's the realistic chances of alleviating the suffering, treating the cause, as well as the long term quality of life that the animal can be expected to have, that really count. I find people who have pets, but are quick to put them down because it will cost money, aren't the kind of people who should have them in the first place. When you get a pet, you also assume the inherent responsibilities that come with it. If you're not prepared to assume those responsibilities, then don't get one. Just as the same goes for people who have kids, knowing full well that they can't properly provide for them.
 
2002-09-19 11:09:55 PM
Child: MOMMY!! MOMMY!! Where's Daisy?

MOMMY: Shut up and eat your chicken!
 
2002-09-19 11:10:52 PM
I got a 144. Crap.
 
2002-09-19 11:10:57 PM
Meanwhile, SethMonroe is still taking the IQ test.
 
2002-09-19 11:11:19 PM
Let's take this thing full circle. Has Daisy regrown the hair on her ass since her recovery?

Thank you and good night.
 
2002-09-19 11:12:31 PM
Marquis Isn't reffering to one's self in the third person a sort of IQ test?
 
2002-09-19 11:12:55 PM
you can laugh at him all you want Marquis but i did a lot better than you say you did. and im taking his side on it. leave intelligence out of it, it dosnt determine whos right.
 
2002-09-19 11:13:22 PM
Guy Innagorillasuit

Hairy ass this, hairy ass that. Is that all you think about?

*runs away sobbing*
 
2002-09-19 11:13:39 PM
Ha, asshats: I got a 174 by saying everything was true.
I wonder how they got their data on Newton and Mozart. Oh right. They made it up because their test is fake and they're trying to sell things.
 
2002-09-19 11:15:21 PM
Oh, well nevermind. Too much work. Guess you were making a joke about the odds. They should be 1 in 1000.

I wasn't joking. There's two drawings per day in New York. It's actually worth a read if you want to learn why the odds aren't exactly 1 in 500.
 
2002-09-19 11:15:54 PM
well hey FifthColumn...I'm willing to break outta this U-turn and take a left. I don't have that hairy ass thang goin', but I'm a Cancer...


spooky...It's like they know me!
 
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