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(Some Guy)   British police have been given permission to use tasers on children. It's about time the little ankle-biting chavs learn some respect   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2007-09-01 08:23:49 PM
Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but I only showed him my wookie.
 
2007-09-01 08:26:19 PM
Oh great, they can't carry a gun, but they can electrocute your kids.
 
2007-09-01 10:10:34 PM
Chavs need to be electrocuted.
 
2007-09-01 11:25:47 PM
Dufus: electrocute your kids.

Afternoon_Delight: need to be electrocuted.

children could suffer "a serious cardiac event".


A taser won't electrocute anybody. Fully grown, and trained officers should not need them against children though.
 
2007-09-01 11:33:22 PM
the_cnidarian: Fully grown, and trained officers who are fully authorized to use billy clubs, tear gas, and beanbag shotguns without fear of legal repercussion should not need them against children though.

FTFY

/are chavs the guidos of the UK, or is it the other way around?
 
2007-09-02 01:58:52 AM
Yard Apes... the correct term is Yard Apes.

/but I do like ankle-biting chavs.
 
2007-09-02 02:02:37 AM
I thought brit children have been doing that for years now to get high...
 
2007-09-02 02:06:36 AM
if they used them in place of firearms that would be fine

but they use them instead of bothering to subdue and cuff anybody;
or instead of talking to anybody

/would love to taser a cop back
//fuhking lazy righteous tools
 
2007-09-02 02:06:41 AM
Dufus
Oh great, they can't carry a gun, but they can electrocute your kids.


The little bastards probably ought to get two in the hat, especially the ones with the spray paint.

/get off my lawn
 
2007-09-02 02:06:50 AM
 
2007-09-02 02:21:21 AM
I'd kick in a few bucks if it would help move the anti-chav armament up a few notches in terms of lethal force.
 
2007-09-02 02:25:50 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

That's beautiful
 
2007-09-02 02:27:02 AM
davynelson: if they used them in place of firearms that would be fine

but they use them instead of bothering to subdue and cuff anybody;
or instead of talking to anybody


It isn't an alternative to firearms. Guns are for people that are going to seriously hurt or kill people. Tasers are mostly used on atempted suicides. Probably alot safer for everyone than beating the living shiat out of someone with a big flashlight.
 
2007-09-02 02:28:00 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

That is friggin HILARIOUS. Quick thinking on the part of the victim, and maybe... just maybe... the kid learned a lesson. Probably not though.
 
2007-09-02 02:36:49 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3041558#b
Link (new window)

Great idea!

However, I bet if this happened in the U.S., the stupid coont mom would sue for endangering her precious little snowflake.
 
2007-09-02 02:52:26 AM
Until now, Tasers - which emit a 50,000-volt electric shock - have been used only by specialist officers as a "non lethal" alternative to firearms.

I guess someone didn't get the memo. They don't call anything "non-lethal" anymore. After some oopsies with rubber bullets, beanbag shotguns and tasers, they began calling these weapons "less-lethal."

Our own police force found that out the hard way. We had some maniac that liked to abuse his wife and fight the cops. On one call they cornered him in his basement under his stairs but he still had a knife he kept swinging around. They shot him with rubber bullets and beanbags from less than 6 feet away for about 45 minutes before they decided he was subdued enough. They were shoveling refills in the basement window. They used HUNDREDS of rounds on the guy. They had to surgically remove the beanbags from his body since they went in so far from the un-approved close range shootings.

He went into a coma and died several weeks later. The guy was a waste of space on the planet but it proved you can indeed kill people with the nerf weapons when overused or not used correctly.
 
2007-09-02 02:53:15 AM
Sued?

Lynched, for spreading his dangerous lifestyle where it would could infect our children.

That court case would be taught in school fifteen years from now, with the teacher finishing the lesson with the words, "And THAT'S when we started putting the homosexuals on the sex offender registry."
 
2007-09-02 02:53:24 AM
Chav
Council housed and violent
 
2007-09-02 02:55:24 AM
FTA: Taser International, the American firm that makes the device, said tests on pigs suggested the weapons were safe.

So they already tested them on children?
 
2007-09-02 02:57:55 AM
Cops have forgotten that the only justified time to use a taser is when they would have used a gun but don't want to cause lethal force. Nowadays, tasers have turned into the nightsticks and torture toys of corrupt cops.

This may sound heavy-handed, but it needs to be made abundantly clear to police that tasers aren't for giving people a nudge; I say that for every time a police officer uses a taser, he or she has to have a taser used on him or her ten times.
 
2007-09-02 03:12:41 AM
MasterPython - I'd much rather be smacked over the head with a flashlight, or subdued with a strangle hold than tasered.

kkthnx.
 
2007-09-02 03:15:57 AM
Teknowaffle: Chav
Council housed and violent


Awesome, but I have an acronym

CHAV
C
razy Half Assed Vixens (believe me, I went to school with some)

sure, I farked that up
 
2007-09-02 03:22:30 AM
This dude disapproves. Or he would, had he survived his Taserin'.
 
2007-09-02 04:00:56 AM
Wiggers .... the proper term is "wiggers"
 
2007-09-02 04:09:19 AM
davynelson: if they used them in place of firearms that would be fine

but they use them instead of bothering to subdue and cuff anybody;
or instead of talking to anybody

/would love to taser a cop back
//fuhking lazy righteous tools


Society these days tends to worship police etc as heros.

Really, many cops are dickheads, assholes, lazy, stupid etc. That isn't to say they are unusually poor people compared to everyone else. They simply have their fair share of such types.
 
2007-09-02 04:18:07 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

Well done, VERY well done! I hope "mom" worried herself sick.
 
2007-09-02 04:20:33 AM
the_cnidarian:
A taser won't electrocute anybody. Fully grown, and trained officers should not need them against children though.

Excellent point.
 
2007-09-02 04:37:46 AM
this makes me want to move back to UK and join the police
 
2007-09-02 04:40:19 AM
Sounds like now it's time to take out some stock

http://www.defensereview.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=860

/I could really use some of this
 
2007-09-02 05:43:00 AM
 
2007-09-02 06:15:51 AM
www.gamecyb.org
FIRST IN LINE FOR A LONG OVERDUE TAZERING
 
2007-09-02 06:29:31 AM
I prefer the traditional method of a paddlin' to be honest.
 
2007-09-02 07:46:08 AM
Have you read some of the articles about these "children" in England? They are stoning people, refusing to allow drivers down streets they "own", and generally terrorizing entire neighborhoods, while the British police are overwhelmed. Not sure what is going on over there, but this seems a step in the right direction.
 
2007-09-02 07:57:58 AM
carnifderome: FTA: Taser International, the American firm that makes the device, said tests on pigs suggested the weapons were safe.

So they already tested them on children?


No, they tested them on cops.

/Not all are, only most of them
//Btw, I only read this because I thought it said "... permission to use Lasers on children" Now THAT's Farkworthy!
 
2007-09-02 09:49:14 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

Awesome, but it would've been better if he really had HIV.
 
2007-09-02 10:27:27 AM
They came for my neighbour, and I said nothing,
They came for my father and I said nothing,
They came for my sister and I said nothing,
They came for my wife and I said nothing,
Now I think they're here for me,
Why won't anyone speak up for me ?
 
2007-09-02 10:27:36 AM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

That is a farking awesome story.

But zensel, I think what's great is imagining that the mother will never know for sure, so she'll spend YEARS in a state of anxiety, just waiting for the son's HIV test to turn up as positive.
 
2007-09-02 11:47:37 AM
I think there should be as mass tasering of chavs. As much as possible all at once

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
can be used to lure them.
 
2007-09-02 12:10:05 PM
davynelson - I'm with you.

Don't mind the pigs being armed as long as I can have the same weapons. I can't though, cos I'm neither attractive nor successful.
 
2007-09-02 01:23:33 PM
the_cnidarian: A taser won't electrocute anybody. Fully grown, and trained officers should not need them against children though.

Unless it is for the sake of fun.
Think of the poor children.
 
2007-09-02 06:45:18 PM
If a cop used a tazer on my child, i will use my pistol on him.
if a cop cannot restrain a child, he has no business on the force.

live in USA, so dont have to worry with it for now.
this in no way is saying that i wish to hurt or harm police. ( for those that might be watching )
 
2007-09-02 08:17:47 PM
/would love to taser a cop back

I work for a police dept, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

But really, our officers have to be tasered and pepper-sprayed before they're allowed to carry either of them. They know what it does to people.

/Logic dictates we should shoot them before giving them a gun too.
 
2007-09-02 08:30:48 PM
msgyrd: But really, our officers have to be tasered and pepper-sprayed before they're allowed to carry either of them. They know what it does to people.

/Logic dictates we should shoot them before giving them a gun too.


"They make a psychiatrist get psychoanalyzed before he can get certified, but they don't make a doctor get cut on... does that seem right to you?"

/not obscure
 
2007-09-02 11:23:16 PM
mattihan: Ankle biting chavs indeed.

I feel so warm and fuzzy after reading that. Thank you, I can now die happy.
 
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