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(New Scientist)   Foul language from the sky could repair pants   (environment.newscientist.com) divider line 92
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2007-08-31 02:56:53 PM
!#@$$!!$00000000^%*&!#@$^%&!$&!#$^
 
2007-08-31 02:57:36 PM
Funny shiat. Seriously, that is hilarious. What kind of writer makes such a mistake?
 
2007-08-31 02:57:46 PM
New tag:
damnass
 
2007-08-31 02:57:46 PM
I see what you did there, though the pants part was a bit of a stretch.

/then again, so's your mom
//+1 anyways; golf clap
 
2007-08-31 02:57:58 PM
Heh - I don't care what anyone thinks, I lol'd, subby.
 
2007-08-31 02:57:58 PM
Hehehehe.
 
2007-08-31 02:58:00 PM
My pants don't need repairing.

/mend
 
2007-08-31 02:58:18 PM
meenkya: !#@$$!!$00000000^%*&!#@$^%&!$&!#$^

agreed
 
2007-08-31 02:58:49 PM
I am the righter of that story, so I'm getting a kick out of these replys...
 
2007-08-31 02:59:15 PM
Ok, so the headline makes up some shiat. The only mistake I saw in the article was the "damn" thing. Subby played on this pretty well. However, like MusicMakeMyHeadPound said, the pants part is definitely a stretch
 
2007-08-31 02:59:22 PM
Hehehe... With english skillz like that, I'm surprised the author is not the presidents new speech writer.
 
2007-08-31 02:59:35 PM
Why, that's how ALL the new scientists are spelling these days!
 
2007-08-31 02:59:35 PM
Hahaha!

Good find. Who does that, though?
 
2007-08-31 03:00:05 PM
leave it to the scientists...
 
2007-08-31 03:00:05 PM
"Damn these glasses!!"
 
2007-08-31 03:00:18 PM
robert.accettura.com
Do not want.
 
2007-08-31 03:00:20 PM
That article has FAIL written all over the damn page.
 
2007-08-31 03:00:34 PM
Will they protect against reign and litening?
 
2007-08-31 03:01:39 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: I see what you did there, though the pants part was a bit of a stretch.

Why is it a stretch? Breeches vs. breaches

/+(1+x) where x is the number of doubters
//Gotcha covered
 
2007-08-31 03:01:50 PM
erroraccessdenied.com
 
2007-08-31 03:01:57 PM
How did she manage to spell levee correctly? Don McLean fan, maybe?
 
2007-08-31 03:02:16 PM
www.cinecon.com

/approve
 
2007-08-31 03:02:25 PM
Spell check will stab you in the back like that.
 
2007-08-31 03:02:32 PM

Jamrock


Ok, so the headline makes up some shiat. The only mistake I saw in the article was the "damn" thing. Subby played on this pretty well. However, like MusicMakeMyHeadPound said, the pants part is definitely a stretch


Are you serious???

Look up the word 'breech', then look up the word 'breach'. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
 
2007-08-31 03:03:01 PM
Or as the kids say it: breeotches.
 
2007-08-31 03:03:03 PM
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. "

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. "

"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! "
 
2007-08-31 03:03:13 PM
www.myteespot.com
 
2007-08-31 03:03:13 PM
To all you stretchy pants people:

Breach: the act or a result of breaking; break or rupture.

Breech: the lower, rear part of the trunk of the body; buttocks.to clothe with breeches.
 
2007-08-31 03:03:21 PM
Stretch pants?
 
2007-08-31 03:04:13 PM
images.wikia.com

It's amazing what kind of shiat these reporters will throw on a page.
 
2007-08-31 03:04:29 PM
Gravitholus: "My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. "

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan. "

"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! "


Ah, what a great movie, a classic.
 
2007-08-31 03:06:26 PM
Are the levees from Iraq and South Africa and like such as and?
 
2007-08-31 03:06:37 PM
how much airlifting would be necessary to dam a river to hell?
 
2007-08-31 03:06:42 PM
I think I breached my breeches lolling.
+1
 
2007-08-31 03:06:56 PM
is it a God damn?
 
2007-08-31 03:07:00 PM
doyner: That article has FAIL written all over the damn page.

This
 
2007-08-31 03:07:29 PM
damn beavers in them bright blue pants.
ate my nipple in a ditch.
 
2007-08-31 03:07:33 PM
Captured that as a *.pdf before they correct it. Not quite as good as the Shuttle going multiple times the speed of light, but pretty funny nonetheless.

/What exactly would levee pants look like?
 
2007-08-31 03:09:10 PM
hah oh this is good, this lady is getting flamed in the comments section of her own article.


/as she should be
 
2007-08-31 03:09:20 PM
They still didn't get breeches.

Someone is having a bad grammar day.
 
2007-08-31 03:10:06 PM
Rickenbacker: I am the righter of that story, so I'm getting a kick out of these replys...

That explains a lot...

/I wanna be the lefter of the story!
 
2007-08-31 03:10:14 PM
I damn thee!
www.ivyleaguesports.com
/pants, maybe; can't do a thing for glasses
 
2007-08-31 03:10:32 PM
Bad news - they just fixed the spelling.
 
2007-08-31 03:10:45 PM
Screen-cap, because someone will find out and fix the page:

Link
 
2007-08-31 03:11:13 PM
The dam spelling, that is...
 
2007-08-31 03:11:52 PM
Still Pants Involved...
 
2007-08-31 03:11:56 PM
img530.imageshack.us
 
2007-08-31 03:12:19 PM
They fixed one of the misteaks! Morans!
 
2007-08-31 03:12:59 PM
Jamrock: Ok, so the headline makes up some shiat. The only mistake I saw in the article was the "damn" thing. Subby played on this pretty well. However, like MusicMakeMyHeadPound said, the pants part is definitely a stretch

Breeches == a type of pants
Breaches == places where something is compromised

They're messing up their article over there...

/not "Their messing up they're article over there"
//nor "Their messing up there article over they're"
///nor "There messing up they're article over their"
////nor "There messing up their article over they're"
//nor "They're messing up there article over their"
//homophones FTW
//slashies too
 
2007-08-31 03:16:21 PM
I'm a solid structure resembling a tripod, and I'm getting a real kick out of these replies.
 
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