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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Pastor to his daughters: "Let's have sex so you can become good wives." Daughters: "No." Pastor: "Oh, I incest"   (smh.com.au) divider line 288
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2007-08-31 03:12:30 PM
pjh3000:
Damn that bible thing is messed up! Seems you can use it to justify just about anything. No wonder there's more christians in jail, per capita, than "sinful" atheists.


Whats this? Another "pulled this out of my ass statistic to try and make a point"?
 
2007-08-31 03:14:44 PM
+1

Great headline, subby. Look me up in Hell.
 
2007-08-31 03:15:38 PM
Were they hot?
 
2007-08-31 03:18:26 PM
Daffydil: okay, was going to post this...


but really, really want to post this...so...both


Again, with you on both accounts.
But since I'm a lazy shovanistic man... (Is that how you spell it?)
You have to come to chicago!
 
2007-08-31 03:19:46 PM
Chaos Theory: But isn't there some sort of family bond that prevents you from being attracted to members of your own family? Or is it one of those things that are instilled upon you through society, like "No, you can't fark your sister/mother/father/uncle/aunt....., not yours"?

Speaking as an adoptee who has met his birthparents, it's all societal.

bottsicus: So...are they hot, or what?

This.
 
2007-08-31 03:19:57 PM
There's no love like Jesus' love.
 
2007-08-31 03:20:04 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Squidgilum: "thighing."

Im a sysadmin and even with access to the logs I think Im going to refrain from punching that into google.


I looked it up for you, basically use a woman's thighs instead of their vagina, especially if you have married someone to young to penetrate vaginally.

I hope that that didn't arouse any farkers. Cause I sure as shiat ain't lookin' for a "fap" reply.
 
2007-08-31 03:20:59 PM
He was just following Lot's example. The good book smiles upon father daughter incest.
 
2007-08-31 03:22:22 PM
Was this said Pastor a

img.photobucket.com
?
 
2007-08-31 03:25:42 PM
jst3p: vune: Ever notice how the media never refers to these people as Christians? Whenever an Arab commits a crime, he's almost immediately labeled a Muslim. But when it's a Christian, he becomes a "fundamentalist."

The rest of us Christians don't want to be associated with these types of things.


Yet you see no problem with the double standard?
 
2007-08-31 03:26:19 PM
Apparently, you must climb the gonads of children to reach the moral high ground.
 
2007-08-31 03:27:36 PM
on the back of a ute
I would imagine that both utes were on their back at some point.

www.channel4.com
 
2007-08-31 03:28:19 PM
CycloneArmageddon: For those asking what is a ute - these are utes:

LAWL... A ute is an EL CAMINO!!! THEY'RE ALL EL CAMINOS!!!

Next thing they'll be making Pontiac Aztecs. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Utes are El Caminos! We've gotta stop them somehow!
 
2007-08-31 03:28:47 PM
I can't believe nobody else has commented on the old saying that describes this behavior...

Incest is the best...why roam when you can get it home?

//first class ticket please.
 
2007-08-31 03:30:02 PM
branded00: FTFA: "The sex took place at various locations including in a shearer's shed, a paddock, on the back of a ute and, on one occasion, at the girls' grandparents house."

I'm glad I wasn't the one in charge of busting this guy. I wouldn't have known where to look. What are these "paddocks" and "utes" of which you speak?


You are an american right? Well there are words that are in our (US) dictionaries that you might not have heard of. Paddock is like a corral, like the golden corral where you have Sunday brunch. And the Ute is a tribe of aboriginals living in Utah.
Simple.

And how does Australia keep coming up with sickos like this guy? First Hitler and then Incestuous Preacher. Gross, for shame Ozzy, for shame.
 
2007-08-31 03:30:29 PM
+1
 
2007-08-31 03:31:24 PM
usera.imagecave.com


i prefer to just fart on mine.
 
2007-08-31 03:32:36 PM
i191.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-31 03:34:15 PM
No_One_Special
The religion of child rape strikes again!


That's the one in The Iraq, silly.
 
2007-08-31 03:34:25 PM
sandm000: IdBeCrazyIf: Squidgilum: "thighing."

Im a sysadmin and even with access to the logs I think Im going to refrain from punching that into google.

I looked it up for you, basically use a woman's thighs instead of their vagina, especially if you have married someone to young to penetrate vaginally.
I hope that that didn't arouse any farkers. Cause I sure as shiat ain't lookin' for a "fap" reply.


I bet it's probably a common form of contraception for people with no other means. Better than anal, or dipping your scrotum in very hot water.
 
2007-08-31 03:34:28 PM
Judge Lovell gave full credit for the man's guilty pleas, saying he was genuinely remorseful and had a good chance of rehabilitation as his wife and the church remained supportive.

The man will be eligible for parole in four years.


Yeah, four years sounds about right. A little churchin' will fix this guy right up.
 
2007-08-31 03:35:26 PM
Supercheeks -on the back of a ute

tee hee

Do these Utes have positraction?
 
2007-08-31 03:36:43 PM
Disclaimer: I hate sick sexual pedo's no matter what they use for their twisted reasoning. They should be taken out and maimed, slowly. But this is Fark:


www.mynetimages.com

/oh hi Chris...
//I'll just take my seat over there...
 
2007-08-31 03:36:53 PM
Chaos Theory: Awesome headline

But isn't there some sort of family bond that prevents you from being attracted to members of your own family? Or is it one of those things that are instilled upon you through society, like "No, you can't fark your sister/mother/father/uncle/aunt....., not yours"?


I think normal people are not attracted to their blood relatives. I have nieces that, objectively, are very cute, but they look too much like my mother and sister to not turn ill at the thought.
 
2007-08-31 03:37:00 PM
philwz: Cause genetics was never used as an excuse to kill millions of people.

Think again.
 
2007-08-31 03:39:59 PM
Pastor touchie poon, he slip inside
(Me say!)
Pastor touchie poon, he slip inside


/Nothin'
//Least it wasn't choir boys
///Tickets! Tickets please!
 
2007-08-31 03:41:18 PM
I think normal people are not attracted to their blood relatives.

I'm not particularly attracted to my palm, either, but you know . . .
 
2007-08-31 03:43:36 PM
In sentencing, Judge David Lovell said the misrepresentation of scripture used to justify [insert Republican morality]
 
2007-08-31 03:44:14 PM
The sex took place at various locations including in a shearer's shed, a paddock, on the back of a ute and, on one occasion, at the girls' grandparents house.

You'd think Miss Lemper would notice, wouldn't you?
 
2007-08-31 03:45:18 PM
vune: Ever notice how the media never refers to these people as Christians? Whenever an Arab commits a crime, he's almost immediately labeled a Muslim. But when it's a Christian, he becomes a "fundamentalist."

Well it is assumed that everyone is a christian, because that is what normal people are. If someone strays from the norm and becomes a muslim, they need to be identified as such.
 
2007-08-31 03:46:06 PM
Now now now, let's don't jump to conclusions about this man until we at least see the pics of his daughters.
 
2007-08-31 03:47:31 PM
sandm000:
And how does Australia keep coming up with sickos like this guy? First Hitler and then Incestuous Preacher. Gross, for shame Ozzy, for shame.


Dude, Austria isn't even on the same god damn continent as Australia. That beauty queen may have been a dumbass, but she might have been on to something about Americans not being able to locate shiat on a map.

fark...
 
2007-08-31 03:48:59 PM
zoips Dude, Austria isn't even on the same god damn continent as Australia. That beauty queen may have been a dumbass, but she might have been on to something about Americans not being able to locate shiat on a map.

Hey, zoops, would your national health care system cover a humor implant?
 
2007-08-31 03:52:17 PM
I'm stunned someone would use religion as an excuse to do horrible things.
 
2007-08-31 03:53:46 PM
xpennyroyaltyx: this is what happens when you take the bible literally.

yeah, except for that part about not farking your daughters.
 
2007-08-31 03:53:53 PM
branded00: CycloneArmageddon: For those asking what is a ute - these are utes:

LAWL... A ute is an EL CAMINO!!! THEY'RE ALL EL CAMINOS!!!

Next thing they'll be making Pontiac Aztecs. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Utes are El Caminos! We've gotta stop them somehow!


You are an idiot. Fabulous handling, powerful engines - the complete package for anyone who wants to work hard and party harder. FAIL

/Yes. Yes they are el Caminos.
 
2007-08-31 03:58:52 PM
rockman55: Hey, zoops, would your national health care system cover a humor implant?

My corporate overlords haven't seen fit to outfit me with one.
 
2007-08-31 03:59:58 PM
There's something terribly wrong with men of all cultures and creeds. They think they can put their penis in anything that's under their roof. Real "property/ownership/King of the Castle" issues.


There's something wrong with *everyone.* Half of our problem is that when the first sign of a problem appears, we immediately want to blame "men" or "women" for the problem.

What about the wife, in this case, who *SUPPORTS* her husband....? She has to be a complete sicko. I bet talking to her about this would make most people want to vomit, either because she's that stupid, or out of pity for her.


It's never men's fault or women's fault, it's everyone's frrrrickin' fault for being so completely nutto in the kebasa.
 
2007-08-31 04:00:12 PM
Sick just sick.

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
 
2007-08-31 04:06:25 PM
I think normal people are not attracted to their blood relatives. I have nieces that, objectively, are very cute, but they look too much like my mother and sister to not turn ill at the thought.

Make that relatives they grew up with and I'll agree. My (adopted) husband notices, like you notice with your nieces, that his teenage cousins are ridiculously good looking. But, they look like mom and his aunt, so, it gives him the shivers. He does not have the same "shiver" with his bio mom who is not much older than him and still looks quite hawt and regularly dates guys ten years her junior. It gives him mental shivers, as in the thought does. A "Wtf are you THINKING?" thought, but it's almost like he doesn't recognize her as "relation."

/no they've never gone there
//we're just very close and talk about everything
 
2007-08-31 04:08:56 PM
Daneel Olivaw: Um, those are definitely 12 year olds. I sure can tell the difference.
 
2007-08-31 04:13:29 PM
Pretty soon, these people will want to be able to marry their daughters. Oh well, in 25 years this will be acceptable behavior.
 
2007-08-31 04:15:28 PM
+1 subby - nice headline.
 
2007-08-31 04:17:54 PM
am i the only one wondering...

were they hot?
 
2007-08-31 04:31:17 PM
/jumpin' in

Incest is best......put your daughters to the test?
They have to learn somehow?
Where they having three-somes?

/jumpin' out......
 
2007-08-31 04:31:56 PM
The Mad Fapper
The Bible is full of examples of what not to do...the example of Lot's Girls in one of them...lets keep things in context.

/wait, this is Fark, so nevermind...
//flame on
///you know you want to
////go ahead, you might even feel better
///well...prob. not
 
2007-08-31 04:32:11 PM
pics or it didn't happen.
 
2007-08-31 04:35:56 PM
I don't know if anyone else got a Ancestry.com advertisement when they pulled this article up. I thought it was kind of ironic considering this family's tree has no branches.
 
2007-08-31 04:39:40 PM
Lollipop165 Quote 2007-08-31 02:05:06 PM

Yet thank god we've moved on from flinging poop at one another :-p
///

We have? Man I didn't get that memo...Soorrryyy... :)
 
2007-08-31 04:40:17 PM
lasthop My question is, how does some fundie freak abuse his daughters for 10+ years and not get them pregnant?

Presumably, he's raping them in ways that don't cause pregnancy.

I'm intrigued by the fact that "training to be a good Christian wife" involves screwing everywhere but on a bed at home.


Remember: Fundies insist that teh gheys cannot be accepted because they lack impulse control, fark in public, and seduce minors into an unnatural lifestyle.
 
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