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(Some Guy)   Who's the more foolish: The fool who gets arrested for passing off broccoli as marijuana? Or the fool who bought the broccoli for $500?   (mcall.com) divider line 63
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2007-08-31 09:33:08 AM  
The fool who smoked it?
 
2007-08-31 09:33:42 AM  
YOU FOOLS!
 
2007-08-31 09:33:46 AM  
either way, they both get one of these

img241.imageshack.us
 
2007-08-31 09:33:59 AM  
Finally, someone dumber than that sailor who bought a dime bag of oregano...

/obscure?
 
2007-08-31 09:35:24 AM  
"...or the fool who follows him?"
--Obi Wan Kenobi
 
2007-08-31 09:35:36 AM  
Since when could we put gifs in threads?


The jury's still out whether this will make flamewars more interesting or less tolerable.
 
2007-08-31 09:36:52 AM  
images.art.com

^no amused
 
2007-08-31 09:36:54 AM  
Which is dumber: Buying flour thinking it is crack or going back to the dealer to complain?

/had a client that did that
//twice
 
2007-08-31 09:36:58 AM  
biobot-The fool who smoked it?

hahahahahahaha!!!!!
 
2007-08-31 09:37:13 AM  
What a complete moran
 
2007-08-31 09:39:11 AM  
what justification is there for arresting them though?
 
2007-08-31 09:39:31 AM  
First proof I've seen that smoking marijuana damages the brain.
 
2007-08-31 09:40:26 AM  
oh god! which one?
this one?
i99.photobucket.com

no. This one!
i99.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-31 09:41:09 AM  
Cue the Broccoli Dog.

/This are not the broccolis you are looking for
 
2007-08-31 09:41:39 AM  
vitamins T, H, and C!!
 
2007-08-31 09:41:54 AM  
It'd be easier to separate the stalks.
 
2007-08-31 09:41:57 AM  
"The broccoli blowup" sounds like a cool band name. Or at least a decent Fark handle
 
2007-08-31 09:42:52 AM  
LousyTourist: First proof I've seen that smoking marijuana damages the brain.

If that guy had actually smoked marijuana a day in his life, he'd know the difference between it and broccoli. Don't blame the weed, blame the dumbass.

/Because I SERIOUSLY doubt he was a farking Rocket Surgeon before this little incident
 
2007-08-31 09:43:03 AM  
The fool who called the police after getting stiffed in a drug deal?
 
2007-08-31 09:43:09 AM  
www.christian-singles.org

He did not inhale.
 
2007-08-31 09:43:11 AM  
I once sold bay leaves for 30$ in HS.
 
2007-08-31 09:44:34 AM  
kenposan: Which is dumber: Buying flour thinking it is crack or going back to the dealer to complain?

/had a client that did that
//twice


So you're a drug dealer bakery supplier?
 
2007-08-31 09:45:57 AM  
The electorate who let their government make a nearly harmless plant illegal?
 
2007-08-31 09:46:36 AM  
Not that I do that sort of thing, or run in those sorts of circles, BUT we fooled someone into lighting up some broccoli once. It was amusing, and surprisingly easy in a dimly lit room.

/I never inhaled!
 
2007-08-31 09:47:21 AM  
i234.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-31 09:48:24 AM  
Subby: Replace "fool" with "tool" and I think you have something.

/Flashback to the CopsTM episode when a crack head bought plaster.
//Then wanted the dealer arrested for fraud.
///Slashies get the good stuff...
 
2007-08-31 09:48:31 AM  
Yet another reason why marijuana should be legalized.
Sure, the fool bought a 500 dollar bag of broccoli. But guess who the bigger fool is? The US taxpayer. By the time this thing works its way through the court system, taking into account jail costs, court costs, police costs, lawyer costs, etc etc etc, the bag of broccoli will probably have cost society a bare minimum of 20,000 dollras, and I would not be surprised if it was well over 50,ooo depending on what kind of time they give the douchebag. Yay!
/cries in a corner
//at least the daily criminal acts of the Bush administration make the daily stupid acts of our society seem less important
 
2007-08-31 09:48:52 AM  
I prefer free-basing Brussel sprouts.
 
2007-08-31 09:49:28 AM  
youngandstupid: The electorate who let their government make a nearly harmless plant illegal?

oh come on. We don't "let" or "not let" those clowns do anything. They just fumble around idiotically and then when election season comes around we can choose between the clown we know and another one who's probably worse.

//My political affiliation is "burned-out cynic." Where's my whiskey? I'ma get tore up.
 
2007-08-31 09:50:23 AM  
MasterThief: Finally, someone dumber than that sailor who bought a dime bag of oregano...

/obscure?


No, just old. Really really old.

/I think the slashies in my above post are in that thread.
 
2007-08-31 09:51:06 AM  
You know who always had the real deal?
www.spreekbeurten.info
 
2007-08-31 09:51:47 AM  
www.encyclopediadramatica.com

"I'll take the "Penis Mightier" for 500, Alex.."
 
2007-08-31 09:52:30 AM  
if this trend keeps up, broccoli will become a class I substance,
with mandatory jail time.

/do not cheat the gov't out of their cut.
 
2007-08-31 09:54:00 AM  
I had a classmate in Jr. High that would steal the pencil shavings out of pencil sharpeners, roll them into joints, and sell them.

/obviously, the person who bought the merchandise without checking it is the fool.
 
2007-08-31 09:54:48 AM  
Thlome:
You know who always had the real deal?

Hitler, already? Give it time to develop, wait till there's some sort of report, PS Hitler into a broccoli joke, THEN go with the Hitler pic. Hitler wants broccolis.
 
2007-08-31 09:55:14 AM  
500$ for a pound...now that's either a very good deal or something's not quite right...I'd go for the latter.

Around here there is no way you can get a pound of the good stuff for 500$.
 
2007-08-31 09:55:55 AM  
img230.imageshack.us


You lied to me!
 
2007-08-31 09:58:53 AM  
mike_d85: Thlome:
You know who always had the real deal?

Hitler, already? Give it time to develop, wait till there's some sort of report, PS Hitler into a broccoli joke, THEN go with the Hitler pic. Hitler wants broccolis.


Awesomes, I will take that advice to heart and improve my efforts for future Godwin'ing efforts.
 
2007-08-31 10:00:14 AM  
videodetective.com

"My client's a moron, that's not against the law."
 
2007-08-31 10:01:17 AM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

She's choppin brocoleeeee, choppin brocolaaayyy!

/bet it was hard to keep it lit.
 
2007-08-31 10:02:11 AM  
People get arrested for selling broccoli?
 
2007-08-31 10:03:12 AM  
I'm thinking the Jolly Green Giant and cheese sauce was not enough of a tipoff?
 
2007-08-31 10:07:17 AM  
I'd have to say the idiot who sold the broccoli for $500 but couldn't come up with 10% of $5000 for bail.
 
2007-08-31 10:08:16 AM  
Let he who has not done a dime bag of broccoli cast the first stone...
 
2007-08-31 10:09:35 AM  
One time in college we were all sitting around this guy's apartment being bored. No pot, no beer on hand, just hanging out.

This one extremely annoying girl came by. You know the type... Wasted drunk after 1 beer, high pitched voice, only came by when she wanted something.

She wanted to get stoned. Before any of us could say that we didn't have, this one guy says, "Sure. Hold on a sec."

This guy, a skateboarder who had landed bad a week or so before, peels the scab off of his knee while she wasn't watching. Loads it into a bong and passes it to her.

She smoked the whole thing. Said she was stoned, thanked us, and left.

I just about puked my guts out from:
1) The idea of smoking a knee scab
2) Laughing so hard
 
2007-08-31 10:11:47 AM  
And now she's smokin' broccoli
Smokin' broccolaaai
 
2007-08-31 10:17:40 AM  
deathbyshikon:
Oh gawd. That is nasty.

Did anyone ever tell her?


Nah.

Otherwise, why did she seem to find it odd that we always scratched our knees in unison whenever she was around.
 
2007-08-31 10:23:28 AM  
wealsoran.com

Somebody please post "I want some!" dog. I can never seem to find that pic...
 
2007-08-31 10:25:41 AM  
nobozo:

He did not inhale.

img67.imageshack.us

Clever girl....
 
2007-08-31 10:31:25 AM  
magores: One time in college we were all sitting around this guy's apartment being bored. No pot, no beer on hand, just hanging out.

This one extremely annoying girl came by. You know the type... Wasted drunk after 1 beer, high pitched voice, only came by when she wanted something.

She wanted to get stoned. Before any of us could say that we didn't have, this one guy says, "Sure. Hold on a sec."

This guy, a skateboarder who had landed bad a week or so before, peels the scab off of his knee while she wasn't watching. Loads it into a bong and passes it to her.

She smoked the whole thing. Said she was stoned, thanked us, and left.

I just about puked my guts out from:
1) The idea of smoking a knee scab
2) Laughing so hard


Oh sweet merciful Jesus, that man is a criminal mastermind. Newsletter. I demand it!

I once convinced a very gullible friend that the ball of resin we were smoking was black tar heroin. He was an idiot. Especially since afterwards he bragged that he'd done heroin. Dumbass.

/yeah, I told him it was just resin
//While he was in the middle of telling some druggie chick he was trying to score with
 
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