Florida? You know it is nowhere in the consitiution that we are required to pay an income tax... Saw that in a youtube video...

/mm.. cookie...

FTFA: She was indicted in April by a federal ground jury on two counts of tax evasion and three counts of failing to file an income tax return.

Mmmm.. ground jury... Does it make good burgers?

A woman who acts as her own lawyer has a fool for a client. A woman who acts as her own lawyer, accountant, researcher, and paralegal...well, she pretty much deserves what she's gonna get.

Maybe she'll do something really amazing like jump up and yell "NONE OF YOU ARE REAL! Only ME!" and then open fire with a Super Soaker 5000 full of the Kool-Aid she's been chugging.

/Want her to win unanimously.
//Knows the wolves will eat her like a baby bunny.

WOW check that woman out. I want some of whatever she's on!

Well, duh! There are no US citizens. There are only US Americans! Bet you can't find the Iraq on the map of South Africa either.

Holy hell...get that horse some hay.

What's the point of an 'enlarge' button next to a pic when it shows you the image in the exact same size but in a new window?

/waste of bandwidth
//no, I don't know why I wanted her picture enlarged in the first place either

I hate tax dodgers, the ones that try to justify it endlessly with legal arguements that are defeated by 4 year olds. They are the most idiotic people ever.

Now i can agree that taxes are not spent the way they should be, that we are taxed too much etc. but trying to make false claims that the law doesnt allow for taxes blah blah blah is just irritating.

Why are there still morons who think that they can get away with not paying federal taxes?

ALL of the nonsense arguments for getting out of taxes have been done to death, and none are valid.

I hope this woman enjoys her time in prison.

I have a cookie in my lunch bag today. Home made SnookerDoodle.

Now that you brought it up, I think I'll skip lunch and just have the cookie.

Is anyone else sick of "Guess the state" headlines with a farking Florida tag?

/retarded, even by Fark standards

I love these people that think that just because it is unconstitutional that they can get away with not paying taxes. Get a clue, the government is the only one that can perform armed robbery and they do it every day.

Other stuff that is unconstitutional, Department of Education, but you don't see anyone complaining about that do you?

I doubt she will find a lawyer crazy enough to represent her.

Nah...she's going to represent herself.

A doctor for your teeth? What's next, a lawyer for your hair?

/ha-hah

She's gonna get raped.

/Uncle Sam

Well at least some other inmates are gonna get their bridgework done right.

/ dentist in a womans prison... i see a roger corman flick here...

tweekster: I hate tax dodgers, the ones that try to justify it endlessly with legal arguements that are defeated by 4 year olds. They are the most idiotic people ever.


Yesh but the sad thing is that lawyers against her aren't that good either. Check that out : (FTA)

"Desvaux-Bedke suggested that Montgomery-Ware enjoyed the protection of the United States and its military.

"And the terrorism they (the military) carry out in other countries. I'm not sure that I appreciate that," Montgomery-Ware said."

I mean... damn she put it in their face right there. "You got to pay your taxes because the Police and the Army protects you" is a worse counter argument than what the tax dodgers have...

Only teh little people pay taxes!
/leprechauns ?
//pot o'gold?

The only part I disagreed with was continually not allowing her evidence to be presented.

The evidence is batshiat crazy tin-foil hat stuff.

Let the jury see it, and they'll give an even quicker ruling against her.

you need to look at the story beyond the story---how the hell did she clear a millyin dollers as a dentist? KRIKEY

Crazy dentist lady needs to read the 16th Amendment. (pops)

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

Ratification (by the requisite thirty-six states) was completed on February 3, 1913 with the ratification by New Mexico.

Randy?

That's a heck of an overbite for a dentist.

Good luck with that.

Incedentally i think if i was making that kind of income I would prefer to give uncle sam 38% rather than make zero for the next 3-5 years.

canyoneer: Crazy dentist lady needs to read the 16th Amendment. (pops)

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

The nutjobs argue over the definition of "income".

Turn her dollars into Yen, send her to Japan.

Atomic_Puppy: PLEASE LET'S GET THE FIRST TRIPLE TRIFECTA FOR FLORIDA!!!

Oh come on, aren't there any other states we can bug?? Please?!

She has nice teeth

Cue the "I dun hav ta pay no taxshes cause it innit in the Constitushun" nutballs.

SchlingFo: canyoneer: Crazy dentist lady needs to read the 16th Amendment. (pops)

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.

The nutjobs argue over the definition of "income".

She's taking it a step further and arguing who it actually applies to.

Federal prosecutors say Dr. Nancy Montgomery-Ware didn't pay taxes on more than $1 million in income in 2000 and 2001, and didn't file federal income tax returns in 2002, 2003, and 2004, when she earned between $500,000 and $730,000 per year.

Wow...I wonder what her net income is, dentists might be doing much better than I thought.

How do people this crazy make this much money? Normally they are on the street begging for change, not pulling in 1 million a year.

I was ready to be impressed with some solid legal backing for her claim. Instead, it's bullshiat of the same nature you see tinfoilers hawking on the net.

FIAL. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do pay millions in back taxes you selfish greedy biatch.

I hate stupid people.

we've replaced her Federal Ground Jury with Sanka. Let's see if she notices.

I get dizzy just looking at her picture

inmate1:
How long you in for?

inmate2:
5 Years... what about you, how long you in for?

inmate1:
13 years

inmate2:
what for?

inmate1:
I didn't file an income tax return... What about you, what are you in for?

inmate2:
I beat and raped some chick...


/justice is in an airport bathroom trying to pickup dudes

"Only I can claim my status,'' she said. "An attorney can't claim who I am, and that's important."


"And I is batshiat insane!"