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(Some Guy)		Kelly Osbourne finally reveals the identity of her boyfriend, much to the dismay of her boyfriend (aceshowbiz.com)		39
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Two Dogs Farking		2007-08-29 06:43:14 AM

My money's on Jack.

ozone		2007-08-29 08:07:07 AM

My money's on Ozzy.

kona		2007-08-29 08:18:54 AM

i don't find her attractive

gopher321		2007-08-29 08:19:59 AM

My money's on Rosie.

SilentStrider		2007-08-29 08:25:33 AM

Oh Kelly Osbourne.

For some reason I read that as Kelly Clarkson.

Not that I give a crap about either one.

mcsiegs		2007-08-29 08:38:19 AM

I liked this headline

Chachi Dragonheart		2007-08-29 10:02:09 AM

Kelly Osbourne is still relevant? Why?

absoluteparanoia		2007-08-29 10:02:45 AM

My money's on Monet.

Diogenes		2007-08-29 10:56:13 AM

Never heard of him. Looks like a
Lenny Kravitz wannabe.

Zorkthemadman		2007-08-29 10:57:12 AM

Her parents seem to be the only reason she hasn't turned her life into a train-wreck ala Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton..

doubleofive		2007-08-29 11:00:33 AM

"Seriously, I've got a boyfriend. He's called Jarred Corbell and he's in a band. He's lovely."

Who talks like that?

Punkindrublic		2007-08-29 11:02:44 AM

Woof.

protectyourlimbs		2007-08-29 11:05:29 AM

AND HE'S A PRINCE AND HE TAKES ME ON DATES WITH HIS UNICORN..

www.familyguyquotes.com

Walker		2007-08-29 11:10:36 AM

DO NOT WANT!

img.photobucket.com

perfect pour		2007-08-29 11:14:31 AM

doubleofive: Who talks like that?

Ummm...Brits.

FarkingBastige		2007-08-29 11:19:32 AM

Fat girls need love too.

shackelford		2007-08-29 11:24:04 AM

Didn't she out herself as having AIDS or HIV in a crying fit on-stage somewhere recently?

/seriously?!?

RudMan		2007-08-29 11:30:20 AM

"Seriously, I've got a boyfriend. He's called Jarred Corbell and he's in a band. He's lovely."

From Niagra Falls. Canada......

p the boiler		2007-08-29 11:40:09 AM

I have said it before and will say it again...

I find Kelly to be hot.

So sue me

sickb0y		2007-08-29 11:58:10 AM

doubleofive: Who talks like that?

You'll rue the day.

LinkMcIce		2007-08-29 12:06:15 PM

His name is George..... George Glass

Walker		2007-08-29 12:10:18 PM

shackelford: Didn't she out herself as having AIDS or HIV in a crying fit on-stage somewhere recently?

/seriously?!?

No, she said someone in her family had it but wouldn't name them.

Onkel Buck		2007-08-29 12:10:22 PM

Reminds me of that one Brady Bunch movie where Jan had a "boyfriend"

Onkel Buck		2007-08-29 12:11:10 PM

LinkMcIce: His name is George..... George Glass

thats what Im talking about! Thanks couldnt remember his name

JonnyJustice		2007-08-29 12:20:29 PM

He is of a dark persuasion and she has a big rump.

Funbags		2007-08-29 12:39:36 PM

I bet she's a minx in the sack.

mhd		2007-08-29 12:45:36 PM

Cowbell?

Tigeriffic		2007-08-29 01:13:17 PM

Her family has more money than god. How come she's still fat? Even her hideous creature of a brother managed to lose weight.

Sheesh, if I didn't have to work a day in my life I'd make looking amazing be my job.

LemSkroob		2007-08-29 01:19:59 PM

RudMan: "Seriously, I've got a boyfriend. He's called Jarred Corbell and he's in a band. He's lovely."

From Niagra Falls. Canada......

I wonder how fezzy broke the news that he got a new gal, Dawn, Anthony Cumia's sister.

spammuncher		2007-08-29 01:25:24 PM

Also fun to ride, until your buddies see you...
i67.photobucket.com

Mars232		2007-08-29 02:39:37 PM

I would hit it till it broke

//then I would glue it back in and hit again
///then I would sell the tape for profit

///but i would hit it for free too so...........

Lizard		2007-08-29 03:03:03 PM

LemSkroob 2007-08-29 01:19:59 PM
RudMan: "Seriously, I've got a boyfriend. He's called Jarred Corbell and he's in a band. He's lovely."

From Niagra Falls. Canada......

I wonder how fezzy broke the news that he got a new gal, Dawn, Anthony Cumia's sister.
Whaaaaaat?!?
:)

sixsixsixpack		2007-08-29 03:45:02 PM

I don't blame her, he's a total babe.

Phoenix_M		2007-08-29 03:49:57 PM

Is his name Ron Glass?

Skwidd		2007-08-29 04:43:36 PM

I'm recalling some joke about friends and motorscooters and fat chicks, but...

aspAddict		2007-08-29 05:05:15 PM

My money's on my mind.

/Would hit it...
//Fat chicks give the best head...
///So I hear...

pstawicki		2007-08-29 08:24:32 PM

But I'd Love To Hit Her Mom First!

catsass		2007-08-29 10:08:00 PM

spammuncher: Also fun to ride, until your buddies see you...

Ah, the old ones are always the best ones. Came in here for that joke alone. Thanks for not disappointing me!