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(insidebayarea.com)   Man charged with 14 counts of stalking and 3 counts of felony threats--to a list of people including "Star Trek" actress Jeri Ryan and a half-dozen wrestlers--declared mentally unfit to stand trial. Live long and stalk her   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 80
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2007-08-24 03:13:27 PM  
14 counts of stalking and 3 counts of felony threats--to a list of people including "Star Trek" actress Jeri Ryan

www.1956packardpanther.com

I say it's justifiable, he gets a pass.
 
2007-08-24 04:23:35 PM  
Her mouth is too big.
 
2007-08-24 04:24:44 PM  
I'm sorry, I wasn't looking at her mouth.
 
2007-08-24 04:24:47 PM  
IonBeam2: Her mouth is too big.

Not possible.
 
2007-08-24 04:25:05 PM  
IonBeam2
Her mouth is too big.

And her knees...

Way too sharp for my tastes.
 
2007-08-24 04:25:06 PM  
IonBeam2: Her mouth is too big.

*ahem*

my penis is so very, very, very, very large, that mouth seems downright petite to me.

*ahem*
 
2007-08-24 04:25:14 PM  
You know who else stalked a list of people?

www.gazellebookservices.co.uk

You guessed it.
 
2007-08-24 04:25:25 PM  
I'd let her assimilate me.
 
2007-08-24 04:26:08 PM  
IonBeam2: Her mouth is too big.

Yeah? Well, your face is STUPID.
 
2007-08-24 04:26:10 PM  
Whoohoo!!!

Seven thread!!!
 
2007-08-24 04:26:36 PM  
...mouth? i'm sorry my eyes never got farther up than around armpit level
 
2007-08-24 04:26:55 PM  
Her mouth is too big.

Holy crap, she has a head???
 
2007-08-24 04:27:18 PM  
Douchebag sounds like a guy I went to college with. You know the type. The one capable of creeping out all females in a .25 mile radius in less than 6 seconds.
 
2007-08-24 04:28:05 PM  
www.geocities.com
WANTED FOR QUESTIONING.
 
2007-08-24 04:28:13 PM  
did he also say that he was so sincere and:
a) that he would chop her up and stuff her in the mattress like drug money
2) that he carries trash bags with him because he never knows when he'll have to drop a nubian off
c) that he will throw a molitov coctail through her mamma's mamma's window - where er'body stay at
???

/nothing is obscure on fark, but if someone can give the artist, album and track number I'll give them a golf clap.
 
2007-08-24 04:28:24 PM  
Why is it I read insidebayarea like it should rhyme with inside diarrhea?

Oh, and Jeri Ryan is worth stalking in my book. ¡Aye mamá!
 
2007-08-24 04:29:15 PM  
Tacgnol: You know who else stalked a list of people?

i46.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-24 04:29:35 PM  
What's his Fark login?
 
2007-08-24 04:29:39 PM  
First pic doesn't do her justice:
www.moveleft.com
 
2007-08-24 04:30:08 PM  
Dad?
 
2007-08-24 04:31:04 PM  
Drew?
 
2007-08-24 04:31:05 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-24 04:31:57 PM  
webfantasy.info
 
2007-08-24 04:32:02 PM  
Buford T Justice: Holy crap, she has a head???

You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2007-08-24 04:34:07 PM  
pic of MsChif:


i230.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-24 04:34:39 PM  
Jeri married an investment banker. So did my cousin. Of course, both of them would have married the exact same guy if he pumped gas.

www.robsell.com

"Females are superficial creatures who like men who have money"
 
2007-08-24 04:34:41 PM  
My Good LORD, that is a fine looking woman.
 
2007-08-24 04:34:51 PM  
Umphartnocker: did he also say that he was so sincere and:
a) that he would chop her up and stuff her in the mattress like drug money
2) that he carries trash bags with him because he never knows when he'll have to drop a nubian off
c) that he will throw a molitov coctail through her mamma's mamma's window - where er'body stay at
???

/nothing is obscure on fark, but if someone can give the artist, album and track number I'll give them a golf clap.


Jay-z Black Album cant rember track but my name is Streetz Nukka
 
2007-08-24 04:35:02 PM  
My attempts to resist it would be futile.
 
2007-08-24 04:37:13 PM  
Thank YOU Stanfan. My evening plans are set.
 
2007-08-24 04:37:32 PM  
Funbags: My attempts to resist it would be futile.

NICE
 
2007-08-24 04:37:59 PM  
I predict that he will serve 7 of a 9 year sentence.

/got nothin
 
2007-08-24 04:39:15 PM  
FTH - Man charged with 14 counts of stalking and 3 counts of felony threats--to a list of people including "Star Trek" actress Jeri Ryan and a half-dozen wrestlers

www.cnettv.com
"It's They're still real to me..."
 
2007-08-24 04:39:19 PM  
Unanimouslywrong: Umphartnocker: did he also say that he was so sincere and:
a) that he would chop her up and stuff her in the mattress like drug money
2) that he carries trash bags with him because he never knows when he'll have to drop a nubian off
c) that he will throw a molitov coctail through her mamma's mamma's window - where er'body stay at
???

/nothing is obscure on fark, but if someone can give the artist, album and track number I'll give them a golf clap.

Jay-z Black Album cant rember track but my name is Streetz Nukka


I'll give you a tip of the hat, for a golf clap you'd have had to break out Track7 - Threats.
 
2007-08-24 04:43:48 PM  
img339.imageshack.us
/kbd owed
 
2007-08-24 04:44:07 PM  
Ok.....this fellow was stalking Ms. Seven, her current boyfriiend, and a
half dozen wrestlers all at the same time.
This jokers pretty good at organizing his free time
 
2007-08-24 04:45:31 PM  
Behold, the power of make-up...
i180.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-24 04:45:56 PM  
Those knees are round and smooth, baby. I'd stalk her cube till the fleet comes home!
 
2007-08-24 04:46:33 PM  
My former dentist is a dead ringer for Jeri Ryan. Often I begged her to say "Open Your Mouth, You Will Comply". But she never would...

/she moved on to another practice
//she was a damm good dentist. Quick and painless.
 
2007-08-24 04:46:34 PM  
i37.photobucket.com


I've got a piece of her uniform...
 
2007-08-24 04:50:10 PM  
pwhp_67
I don't know if you read the rules, but you must be over 12 to post on Fark...
 
2007-08-24 04:50:24 PM  
technicolor-misfit: Behold, the power of make-up...

I'd still hit it. Then put make-up on her, and hit it harder.

By God I'd go Klingon on that.
 
2007-08-24 04:52:13 PM  
pwhp_67: I've got a piece of her uniform...

Be more impressed if you had a piece of her ass.
 
2007-08-24 04:52:42 PM  
Buford T Justice:Holy crap, she has a head???


I snerted...
 
2007-08-24 04:57:09 PM  
technicolor-misfit: Behold, the power of make-up...

I'd still hit it
 
2007-08-24 04:58:38 PM  
pwhp_67: I've got a piece of her uniform...

Do you plan on stuffing it into her mouth? Are you also stalking wrestlers?
 
2007-08-24 04:58:57 PM  
Pwhp_67 What alien are you at the convention?
 
2007-08-24 04:59:38 PM  
technicolor-misfit: Behold, the power of make-up...

Knees are still too sharp.
 
2007-08-24 04:59:57 PM  
Her knees have a very appropriate pitch angle, but with a 15 degree offset and a moment of inertia 30mm from the joint, there may be a problem with too little torque when handling large loads.

\oh yeah, and i'd hit it (obviously)
 
2007-08-24 05:02:07 PM  
Isn't Jeri Ryan the one whose husband took her to sex clubs and forced her to have sex with all kinds of other people?
 
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