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mmagdalene		2007-08-23 08:25:07 PM

"Police say she and a student had a consensual relationship..."

So very consensual.

Feel_the_velvet		2007-08-23 08:26:20 PM

She ain't no Georgia peach, but I'm not sure if her ugliness warrants the "OH DEAR GOD MY EYES"

kb7rky		2007-08-23 08:31:27 PM

Oh dear God...I just threw up my shoes

/no, not "in my shoes"

AnnoyingKidNextDoor		2007-08-23 09:04:58 PM

Good for him, we need more teachers like this.

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OH MY DEAR LORD!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!

rocinante721		2007-08-23 11:06:52 PM

FYI ... that's character actor Pat Hingle

ttc2301		2007-08-24 12:00:39 AM

Next time, buttsecks.

chickyraptor		2007-08-24 12:58:06 AM

Llois		2007-08-24 12:59:51 AM

Hollyoakes anyone?

LaMigra		2007-08-24 01:00:15 AM

I'd hit it....with the ugly stick, but I see that has allready been taken care of. Looks like she played catcher. For a dart team.

SomeoneDumb		2007-08-24 01:02:08 AM

Not sure she deserves bleach, much less capitalized bleach. Not my type, but hardly horrendous.

phlegmmo		2007-08-24 01:02:16 AM

Hit it with a brick.

GungFu		2007-08-24 01:02:33 AM

Dude!

aerojockey		2007-08-24 01:02:43 AM

I've seen worse.

Llois		2007-08-24 01:02:54 AM

Not that I watch it or anything... I'm older than 17...
_{God help me}

ravenaries		2007-08-24 01:03:22 AM

the hell???

Oznog		2007-08-24 01:04:17 AM

I bet that's one handsome-ass baby by comparison, for once.

TrepanningForGold		2007-08-24 01:05:15 AM

Mmm, that's good eatin'!

Richard Hertz		2007-08-24 01:05:30 AM

Would make a train take a dirt road

nativefloridian		2007-08-24 01:06:50 AM

Seriously, we need to review 'OH GOD MY EYES!'

This is OH GOD MY EYES!

This is not
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chuleta		2007-08-24 01:07:14 AM

34?!?!

Goddamn, I look good.

/31 and not having a teenager's baby.

angelachristine		2007-08-24 01:09:11 AM

This lady is beyond fugly. It's funny the tranny in the thread beneath this looks better than her, now that's just sad.

kevbomb		2007-08-24 01:09:56 AM

BANGERANG PETER!

Squidgilum		2007-08-24 01:11:51 AM

Gotta love the paragraph that mentions prison guards and teachers in a single sentence!

Now, let's make the next logical step and point out that there's not much noticeable difference between high school students and dangerous felons.

Kill_Da_Wabbit		2007-08-24 01:12:14 AM

FTFA:

"she knew it wrong"?

But she wuv me wong time anyway....

The_Pink_Pimp		2007-08-24 01:15:56 AM

Welcome to the club sister!

drjekel_mrhyde		2007-08-24 01:18:18 AM

YES PLEASE

TheGreatZarquon		2007-08-24 01:22:18 AM

JerkyMeat		2007-08-24 01:22:40 AM

Poor fellow.

EnderX		2007-08-24 01:23:16 AM

Egads!

Smeggy Smurf		2007-08-24 01:23:37 AM

aerojockey: I've seen worse.

Quit eyeballing my soon-to-be-ex-wife!

jonthenewt		2007-08-24 01:25:01 AM

I hate to see what this country is gonna be like in 50 years or so. It seems the smart people are not having kids, while people like this are squeezing out crotch dropplings left and right

xtex		2007-08-24 01:26:07 AM

you should see the kid that banged her. they 'accidentally' showed him on the news one night.

that might be the hottest woman he'll ever get.

sharaab		2007-08-24 01:26:44 AM

nativefloridian

holy crap! that is scary!

jonthenewt		2007-08-24 01:27:57 AM

chuleta: 34?!?!

Goddamn, I look good.

/31 and not having a teenager's baby.

Pics?

nightfire		2007-08-24 01:32:04 AM

Why can't this guy have the prosecutor charged with interference of the sexual development of a minor?

Yeah, she's ugry, but she's also the mother of his child.. if I were this guy I would be off the wall right now...

Qishi		2007-08-24 01:32:11 AM

nativefloridian

Still my favorite thread. Scanning across the top row...then the bottom row, and then it hit me like a punch in the chest.

Jument		2007-08-24 01:32:28 AM

That's not right. I don't care how randy you are, don't do it.

PerfectlyCromulent		2007-08-24 01:32:53 AM

tonesskin		2007-08-24 01:35:42 AM

Yeah, she totally has sharp knees. Where is Studman69 when you need him?

Captain Hollywood		2007-08-24 01:36:57 AM

"It was only a crime because of the status of the victim - student-teacher," he said.

Oh, I thought the status of the victim was being blind.

nativefloridian		2007-08-24 01:38:13 AM

Qishi: nativefloridian

Still my favorite thread. Scanning across the top row...then the bottom row, and then it hit me like a punch in the chest.

That is one of those rare pictures...one that deserves, and gets it own entire thread. I have yet to see it matched.

/looking in the archives now

nativefloridian		2007-08-24 01:41:08 AM

ah, here it is

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2768517

Nentuaby		2007-08-24 01:48:12 AM

nativefloridian: ah, here it is

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2768517

Wow. Just, wow. That's astounding.

... seriously. What IS that?

drjekel_mrhyde		2007-08-24 01:50:20 AM

nativefloridian: ah, here it is

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2768517

After that I will have nightmares tonight

3rdorderofsimulacra		2007-08-24 01:50:21 AM

looks like the sister of the guy with gold spray paint on his face...someone should juxtapose their photos....

pantera89		2007-08-24 01:50:49 AM

Feel_the_velvet: She ain't no Georgia peach, but I'm not sure if her ugliness warrants the "OH DEAR GOD MY EYES"

i dunno what contry your from but here in aus in does in deed warrant a "ODGME!!!"

jonthenewt		2007-08-24 01:54:45 AM

Oznog: I bet that's one handsome-ass baby by comparison, for once.

I wouldn't be so sure

eliz1bef		2007-08-24 01:57:31 AM

Feel_the_velvet: She ain't no Georgia peach, but I'm not sure if her ugliness warrants the "OH DEAR GOD MY EYES"

Did you look at the same pic I did? I mean, I'm no Victoria's Secret model myself, but Jeebus Christ that woman got beat down with an ugly bat.

Sure, she's no freakish Spanish Crypt Keeper lady, but fer fark's sake, who is? I'm pretty sure that just looking at Senorita Ghoulface makes you sterile.

nativefloridian		2007-08-24 01:58:28 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: nativefloridian: ah, here it is

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2768517

After that I will have nightmares tonight

Hey, you came into a thread labeled 'OMG MY EYES!'