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(News.com.au)   Redheads expected to be extinct somewhere between 2060 and 2100. Farkers everywhere inconsolable   (news.com.au) divider line 689
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2007-08-22 08:14:58 PM
This might be the greatest Fark thread of all time (according to me)...So I think the mods should sticky this thing to the top of the main page and just keep it going.
 
2007-08-22 08:16:06 PM
BiggMak: FTFA: ....

That's right, Skippy, nothing about red headed women, but red heads in general. That includes men, too. Hell, not even a Boobies icon to the left of the headline.

And that is such a coot widdle fist! *giggle*


Hahaha damnit! Touche sir.
 
2007-08-22 08:16:19 PM
HAL_9000

You never know how much is enough until you know how much is more than enough. When I get there, I'll be sure to let you know.

*snicker*

Touche'.
 
2007-08-22 08:19:26 PM
Nicole Peters is another natural in more ways than one.
www.amontillado.it
A bit on the bigger side but I dig it.
This thread is making me feel so creepy.
 
2007-08-22 08:22:07 PM
you guys did good BUT YOU FORGOT
www.ex-astris-scientia.org
 
2007-08-22 08:24:11 PM
img484.imageshack.us

My girlfriend.

('cause all Farkers have supermodel girlfriends, 500k a year jobs, drive Ferraris and are black belts in at least one form of martial arts.)
 
2007-08-22 08:25:01 PM
Tat'dGreaser

Hahaha damnit! Touche sir.

Dammit! You beat me to the touché! Or is it touchè?

www.fortunecity.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2007-08-22 08:35:37 PM
Their extinction can't come one day too early.
 
2007-08-22 08:36:01 PM
Until now, I didn't even realize there was any text in this thread.
 
2007-08-22 08:38:12 PM
My first girlfriend was a redhead.

Definately a psycho, but also a nympho.

/cheated on me
//Once beat down 5 people with a feild hockey stick after they jumped her.
 
2007-08-22 08:43:32 PM
i10.tinypic.com
 
2007-08-22 08:44:10 PM
cwheelie: you guys did good BUT YOU FORGOT

Apparently you forgot to rehost images there, smart guy.
 
2007-08-22 08:49:26 PM
img175.imageshack.us
yea redheads! sorry i was late!
 
2007-08-22 08:54:34 PM
Just want to add my girlfriend to the mix.

i123.photobucket.com

Her hair is wet in that picture, so it's darker. It's actually a much brighter red, like in this picture.

i123.photobucket.com

It's okay to be jealous of me. I would be.
 
2007-08-22 08:56:39 PM
giggity
 
2007-08-22 08:56:41 PM
katastrophe: My profile pic... I'm a daywalker! I've just got auburn hair, so not sure if I actually count as a redhead. Don't want babies, though. :p

(but seriously, what the fark. they're not going to die out. recessive alleles don't go away just because they're recessive. silly "experts"!)


Auburn is good ;)
 
2007-08-22 09:05:17 PM
Every redhead I've dated was nuts, I spent 2 1/2 years with one who was a sailor and a stepdancer and 2 years later she's still E-stalking me. I think she was bipolar or something.

She was great fun in bed to be sure, but I'm glad to be rid of her...

The other ones weren't so bad, but they still were a bit off.
 
2007-08-22 09:08:08 PM
img212.imageshack.us

A little red.
 
2007-08-22 09:11:03 PM
entropic_existence: 10 lbs of swingin' meat: Actually, since red hair is a partial trait in brunettes, then it is more closely related to a co-dominant gene.

The biggest complication is, IIRC (I don't do human genetics much) is that hair and eye colour are controlled by more than one gene locus. So not only is it a recessive/dominant or co-dominant issue it is just that it is a complex trait under multi-gene control. Plus you have the co-dominance and dominance/recessive stuff going on at those loci.


Good jorb, both of you. Thanks.
 
fsh
2007-08-22 09:12:35 PM
img519.imageshack.us

Dunno who made this image, but it's perfectly appropriate.

/I can has moar redheads, plz?
 
2007-08-22 09:14:15 PM
I guess I will have to do my part in preserving our race.
 
2007-08-22 09:15:17 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2007-08-22 09:16:06 PM
kicking it old school...

img3.freeimagehosting.net



i'd hit it:

img3.freeimagehosting.net
 
2007-08-22 09:18:44 PM
YoSaffBridge anyone:
www.entil2001.com

And another random redhead
img.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-22 09:19:25 PM
Alyson, call me. I volunteer to do my part.

/best thread evar!
 
2007-08-22 09:22:55 PM
Anyone else miss redheadgallery.com?

galleries.rookiebabe.com

galleries.rookiebabe.com
 
2007-08-22 09:24:24 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else see the resemblance between the girl in the red dress in espiaboricua's post and Lynsey Bartilson?
oldtv.zap2it.comwww.obscurusbooks.org
 
2007-08-22 09:24:24 PM
GotBandwagon: YoSaffBridge anyone:


And another random redhead


Niiiiice. (to both)
 
2007-08-22 09:24:43 PM
jonathan_reilly: Redheads are Evil. They actually eat souls to survive- there is a reason the Egyptians sacrificed them at birth...


Every time a Red Head eats or destroys a soul, she gets a new freckle. Do the math, run screaming... :)


oh god, I must have killed millions of souls.

sorry about that. Sort of.
 
2007-08-22 09:26:49 PM
blastyourpodcast.com
 
2007-08-22 09:27:29 PM
Detroit Red approves of this thread and its title.

www.havelshouseofhistory.com
 
2007-08-22 09:27:36 PM
JmBa: I like redheaded men. Well, I like my redheaded man anyway.
In all honestly, I've only seen a handful of redheaded guys I've found attractive. They just seem so rare, you see way more natural redhead women than redheaded men.

BTW, has anyone noticed how many redheads have BLONDE eyebrows? The bf has three different colors for his head, eyebrows, and pubes.

I don't think people are aware of how often the carpet DOESN'T match the drapes for natural blondes and redheads. The darker folk just assume if there's matches everyone else's does do.

And I can't tell you how many people inform me I can't be a natural blonde because I have dark eyebrows.

/Natural LIGHT blonde
//only gotten slightly darker since childhood
///only 23 though
////still time to go to the dark side



I have the same problem. Brown hair, brown eyebrows. The rest, beard on down is copper wire red.

Still figuring out where the green eyes came came from.
 
2007-08-22 09:27:54 PM
Anyone have any recent pics of the chick from Phenom and "Porn & Chicken"?
 
2007-08-22 09:28:32 PM
according to the map above -- yes, i don't like the cold. i hate being cold. i spent 20 years in Texas and 3 in Utah. so not i live in the desert and this is what i've noticed... Vegas guys do not like redheads. i'm not by any stretch a hippo with bad skin and a hairlip but i can't get a date to save my life.

wtf, jerks?!

/kidding... or am I
 
2007-08-22 09:33:08 PM
can confirm TwoBit's existence
/yes, she's real, and she's magnificent.
 
2007-08-22 09:33:19 PM
I used to live with a redhead. The color was from a bottle, but the insanity was 100% natural.
 
2007-08-22 09:36:00 PM
Well, I have a recessive redhead gene, so, to do my part for Fark...and indeed the planet Earth as we know it. I am willing to "couple" with every...and I mean EVERY redheaded woman of childbearing and legal years. No fatties or uggos. I have a passport if necessary. Even if it takes years...I will do what I have to do. If I redhead daughter of mine ever shows up on Fark...naked...I shall hoist a beer to a job well done! No, I shall not fap...cos that would be kinda sick. Unless she's, like, really hot. Don't say she isn't, that's by lil girl. I order you to masturbate!!!
 
2007-08-22 09:37:26 PM
staroftexasinn.com
 
2007-08-22 09:37:49 PM
This thread = full of win. My God.

I once hired a cute little curly-haired redhead when I managed a photo lab. She was funny and bit a little flaky, but man...so cute.

/loves teh redheads
 
2007-08-22 09:39:09 PM
Redhead. Pole. Cat. Trifecta.

www.lestoil.net
 
2007-08-22 09:40:52 PM
www.average-bear.com

www.guitarherogame.fr

www.newsday.com
 
2007-08-22 09:41:39 PM
Girion47: Anyone have any recent pics of the chick from Phenom and "Porn & Chicken"?

l.yimg.com
Believe it or not, that's recent (five-years-ago-recent).
/from "Do Over"
//read the fourth paragraph of the wikipedia entry for lolz!
 
2007-08-22 09:42:47 PM
Oh my...NSFW (new window)
 
2007-08-22 10:07:11 PM
i123.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-22 10:12:56 PM
Nonsense. I know a couple that had a darling redheaded girl just a couple of years ago. All you need is a blonde and a brunette. So blondes and brunettes, get busy.
 
2007-08-22 10:13:18 PM
katastrophe: My profile pic... I'm a daywalker! I've just got auburn hair, so not sure if I actually count as a redhead. Don't want babies, though. :p

(but seriously, what the fark. they're not going to die out. recessive alleles don't go away just because they're recessive. silly "experts"!)


3 words for ya...D, Lish, Us
 
2007-08-22 10:14:04 PM
Jeez, what kind of greatness did I miss out ou today?!

Anyway.....

i165.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-22 10:15:18 PM
ginger ninja: //plus a cute blonde for all you haters

Where...where?
 
2007-08-22 10:16:40 PM
The thread that killed Firefox!

users.bestweb.net
Me

plus

users.bestweb.net
the wife

equals

users.bestweb.net

/fingers crossed
 
2007-08-22 10:17:09 PM
 
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