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2007-08-22 04:48:54 PM
Kinetocracy: Bring on the "we'll all have dark hair, dark skin, brown eyes, and missing our pinky toe" posts.

Don't forget "lacking an appendix".
 
2007-08-22 04:48:57 PM
theorellior: IdBeCrazyIf: All aboard the 4chan party bus

Ooh, she's cute and all, but if 4chan is involved, I dunno...


I'll plead the fifth on this one

/saw same pic in the /r
 
2007-08-22 04:48:58 PM
I personally don't understand the fixation with redheads. So they have red hair and bad skin, what's the big deal?
 
2007-08-22 04:49:24 PM
this thread needs more Willow

riscos.iswe.net
 
2007-08-22 04:49:27 PM
Oznog Quote 2007-08-22 04:45:37 PM
There is even convincing evidence that redheads have been around since the 70's.

the show jumped the shark when she went blond
/ruined a hot redhead, Lohan too
 
HBK
2007-08-22 04:49:49 PM
i ate my crayon: espiaboricua
I demand to know who this girl is.
NOW.


I'll tell you what she is... Not Hot
 
2007-08-22 04:49:54 PM
Having married one, all I can say is... thank God!

/bitter
 
2007-08-22 04:50:32 PM
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, especially considering the ease with which most of us redheaded ladies can find partners to procreate with.

I'm frankly kinda shocked that we haven't taken over, what with the Irish Catholic breeding imperative to boot...
 
2007-08-22 04:50:52 PM
www.cockedandlocked.net

I'd still hit this!
 
2007-08-22 04:51:11 PM
I'm not typically a "Ginger" fan, so this doesn't bother me too much. However, that does take out a few hotties.
 
2007-08-22 04:51:18 PM
Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: //demands more pics

Farkette Zarkin Frood
 
2007-08-22 04:51:27 PM
Finally!
 
2007-08-22 04:51:30 PM
i5.photobucket.com
 
HBK
2007-08-22 04:51:37 PM
HBK: i ate my crayon: espiaboricua
I demand to know who this girl is.
NOW.


After seeing the non-doe eyed picture... I redact my previous statement.
 
2007-08-22 04:51:51 PM
Brammimonde: I can't think of a single natural redhead I know that doesn't henna or dye their hair to get it back to 'ginger kid' red. Red hair turns increasingly more brown with age just like blondes.

Um, no. You fail. Miserably.

Human hair is, by default, white. When human hair coloration decreases as you age your hair turns whiter. I know a few redheads whose hair has turned blonder/whiter as they age.
 
2007-08-22 04:52:07 PM
YEAH! My favorite thread!!

We need a weekly redhead thread... I would suggest Fridays but any day will do.
 
2007-08-22 04:52:41 PM
Yeah!! Redhead thread....
 
2007-08-22 04:52:42 PM
i hate jimmy page: That's what happens when you come into contact with your previous self while time traveling.

See the documentary Timecop for complete details of this phenomenon.


Wrong thread? :)
 
2007-08-22 04:52:46 PM
i hate jimmy page: That's what happens when you come into contact with your previous self while time traveling.

See the documentary Timecop for complete details of this phenomenon.


Dear god, what the hell is that picture?
 
2007-08-22 04:52:55 PM
espiaboricua:
You two are drooling over the same woman... who, by the way, is taken... and will show up eventually.


I think espiaboricua is saying that to fend off the others from her. I would never stoop to such tomfoolery. I'm here for you, baby.

You and Allison Hannigan

mysticmuse.net
 
2007-08-22 04:52:58 PM
Yes, I chose my Farkname poorly, Vandelay. :-)

/and spelled it wrong to boot.
 
2007-08-22 04:53:30 PM
Jon Snow: Jenny Lewis is hot. And Rilo Kiley's new album is getting awesome reviews.

Gotta agree with you on Jenny. I got to work with her once. She was a total professional and cute as all get out.

/Has a red head GF
//going home to practice saving the species.
//Slashies!
 
2007-08-22 04:53:38 PM
I agree..if we're becoming extinct then WWF should come in and donate something to us. A chunk of land for redheads only to breed in maybe? I know that nothing on earth could make me have sex with a redheaded man, I have yet to meet a sexy one..or even one that I could stand to look at for any amount of time!

/strawberry blonde
//also knocked up
///hoping for a redheaded girl
 
2007-08-22 04:53:52 PM
My wife and I are doing our best to keep this from happening. She's of Irish hertiage and has the typical milky white skin, I'm a bit more of the day walker variety thanks to a some Icelandic and German in my background. I don't know if the disappearance of our kind is that bad of a thing though, if you have dated one of us I'm sure you know that we come with a down side. Remember we have red hair for a reason, it should serve as an early warning system that we are a little insane and once we get angry it does not take long for us to become completely insane. On the other hand sex between redheads tends to leave more bruises and scars than our fighting does and that does tend to make it worth it.
 
2007-08-22 04:54:08 PM
Oh Redheads, wow i thought it said rednecks..whew safe for now
 
2007-08-22 04:54:33 PM
One grandmother was strawberry blonde; grandfather on the other side was a red-head.
I think I carry the recessive trait.
I selflessly volunteer to copulate with Laura Prepon, Alicia Witt, Sarah Rue, Heather Carolin, Allyson Hannigan, and any of the other female red-heads posted on this thread, until they are pregnant.

Taking the hit for my species. I should get a medal.
 
2007-08-22 04:54:41 PM
Does it really matter? Most girls use that hair dye stuff anyway

/just sayin'
 
2007-08-22 04:54:46 PM
Red Head = Red Muff = Ewwwwwww......

/Even though my GF is a redhead
 
2007-08-22 04:55:06 PM
toonz: I wish we could vote for First Lady. Kucinich's wife would win.


That's
why that little dude is always grinning ear-to-farking-ear...
 
2007-08-22 04:55:35 PM
The last Earth born redhead will die in a tragic flying car accident over United Earth Headquarters in 2078, on May 12th. The redheaded race of Omnicron Seti Nine will not be affected.

/sure this prediction is 100% accurate
 
2007-08-22 04:55:45 PM
Scottish redhead chiming in. I am part of this problem because I refuse to procreate. Im lucky I have kept my dog alive for 8 years!

/born a blondie - started turning red in mid 20's
//brother was born a redhead - started turning dark in his late teens.
///Grandmothers family name is Beveredge - straight off the boat from Scotland.
 
2007-08-22 04:55:46 PM
i hate jimmy page: That's what happens when you come into contact with your previous self while time traveling.

See the documentary Timecop for complete details of this phenomenon.


cptrios:
Dear god, what the hell is that picture?


Ummm:

That's what happens when you come into contact with your previous self while time traveling.

See the documentary Timecop for complete details of this phenomenon.
 
2007-08-22 04:56:23 PM
chrisj2k-
Red Head = Red Muff = Ewwwwwww......
/Even though my GF is a redhead


If you don't like it, shave it...
/just sayin'
 
2007-08-22 04:56:56 PM
Raccoon Dog
Thank you sir!
 
2007-08-22 04:57:00 PM
bambi121899

Why are red-haired women desired, but red-haired men aren't?

Let's see...

Ron Howard
Danny Bonaduce
The Sherminator
Carrot Top

Ya see where I'm goin here? Red Headed dudes are usually kind of scary looking...I'm sure there are exceptions.
 
2007-08-22 04:57:05 PM
Bag-o-Nugs

you've obviously never farked one. Yummiest, prettiest private bits ever...
 
2007-08-22 04:57:25 PM
When I win the lottery tonight, I will immediately set up a Foundation to address this issue.

That is all.

.
 
2007-08-22 04:57:38 PM
I sorely miss having a redheaded girlfriend.
 
2007-08-22 04:57:48 PM
chrisj2k: Red Head = Red Muff = Ewwwwwww...... YUMMMMMM!!!!

/Even though my GF is a redhead



FTFY!


/dated my share of redheads
//they are all batshiat crazy though
///don't care I keep coming back for more.
 
2007-08-22 04:57:51 PM
cptrios: Dear god, what the hell is that picture?

I think it's a facial tumor.
 
2007-08-22 04:57:59 PM
redheads must mate immediately and often. i don't have red hair, but i have a red beard.

/giggity
 
2007-08-22 04:58:00 PM
espiaboricua thanks for proxying me temporarily.. we need to have some kind of signal when these threads are happening.. like a really hawt batsignal. (BTW- I think HBK is trying to troll you into posting more pics.. don't do it!)

Here is your pic o' the day, courtesy of my generosity:
i190.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-22 04:58:35 PM
Daffydil: Yeah!! Redhead thread....

Hey Chicklette!
We will not go extinct.
We Will Rule The World!
:-)
 
2007-08-22 04:58:47 PM
Sigh, not a single Ilsa Fischer pic....
 
2007-08-22 04:58:54 PM
No more Ginger Kids!
 
2007-08-22 04:59:35 PM
RavinDave: When I Jakevol2 wins the lottery tonight, I he will immediately set up a Foundation to address this issue.

That is all.

.




FTFY
 
2007-08-22 04:59:53 PM
DaisyMay-Hey Chicklette!
We will not go extinct.
We Will Rule The World!
:-)


Hi DaisyMay!
 
2007-08-22 05:00:14 PM
Wow, this day in "fark history" shall not be forgotten. Three "very sexynice" threads.
 
2007-08-22 05:00:23 PM
I used to have a redheaded girlfriend. Most of the mythology regarding these rare creatures is true. Man, she was just batshiat insane though.
 
2007-08-22 05:00:50 PM
Zarkin Frood wins the thread.
 
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