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(Yahoo)   So Bill Murray's got driving a golf cart drunk going for him. Which is nice   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2007-08-22 11:02:57 AM  
"It's no big deal"

unclehornhead.blogspot.com
 
2007-08-22 11:07:31 AM  
Dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria
 
2007-08-22 11:14:31 AM  
Now, bark like a dog.
 
2007-08-22 11:19:25 AM  
"But the good news is, the whiskey works."

Yeah, too obscure? Yeah...sorry.
 
2007-08-22 11:20:45 AM  
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2007-08-22 11:21:13 AM  
I don't the heavy stuff's gonna come down for awhile.
 
2007-08-22 11:21:55 AM  
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2007-08-22 11:22:49 AM  
TX-Law: But the good news is, the whiskey works.

lost in translation.

/freaking love Bill Murray - I'm probably one of three people who actually liked Quick Change and The Man Who Knew Too Little.
 
2007-08-22 11:22:53 AM  
The pathway to salvation is as narrow and as difficult to walk as a razor's edge.
 
2007-08-22 11:24:04 AM  
Wait up, girls; I've got a salami I've gotta hide still.
 
2007-08-22 11:24:27 AM  
Bill, Johanssen is just her last name. It doesn't mean she lives there. Sheesh.
 
2007-08-22 11:27:08 AM  
char_boy: Bill, Johanssen is just her last name. It doesn't mean she lives there. Sheesh.

You win the thread.

I lol'd
 
2007-08-22 11:28:28 AM  
I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
 
2007-08-22 11:30:26 AM  
Craig Kilborn: "Who left the cake out in the rain?"
Bill Murray: (thinks for a second) "Someone."
 
2007-08-22 11:32:18 AM  
CANNONBALL
 
2007-08-22 11:33:18 AM  
Bill Murray's pretty much the coolest person.
 
2007-08-22 11:41:56 AM  
nytyper: Bill Murray's pretty much the coolest person.

Yeah, pretty much. You know he's laughing his ass off about this right now. Honestly, if he wasn't cool enough already, a Swedish golf card dwi is pretty damn cool.
 
2007-08-22 11:42:38 AM  
I was born to love you. I was born to kiss your face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first!

/wrong Caddyshack character, but a great line.
 
2007-08-22 11:43:59 AM  
Yeah, I was in the shiat.
 
2007-08-22 11:45:34 AM  
nytyper: Bill Murray's pretty much the coolest person.

Did you ever read about the story of him showing up in the UK somewhere and going home with some college kids to party? He stayed up late and helped them do dishes, if I remember correctly.
 
2007-08-22 11:49:09 AM  
The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.
 
2007-08-22 11:51:46 AM  
crunchyfist: I'm probably one of three people who actually liked Quick Change

Oh I loved Quick Change ... that scene with the two Puerto Rican dudes bike-jousting has to be one of the funniest weird things to happen in a movie. "It's bad luck just seein' a thing like that!"
 
2007-08-22 11:57:56 AM  
It just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter!
 
2007-08-22 11:59:51 AM  
Bill Murray is one of those actors that has such a great resume' that stupid shiat like this doesn't even matter. Wake me up when he starts killing dogs.

/Stripes FTW
 
2007-08-22 12:01:15 PM  
"He's got tears in his eyes, as he lines up his last shot...former greenskeeper, about to become the Masters Champion....oh, he's got a beautiful backswing....It's in the whole....

//can recite it word for word....the whole movie
//watched it a few times
 
2007-08-22 12:07:28 PM  
Is there any other way to drive a golf cart?
 
2007-08-22 12:07:53 PM  
Aunt Jemima Treatment for the win.

/Love me some Bill Murray.
 
2007-08-22 12:08:05 PM  
No matter how good Bill Murray is, I can't forgive him for doing "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou." Biggest piece of crap I've ever seen.

/trust me, it wasn't my choice to watch it
 
2007-08-22 12:08:24 PM  
"Waitress! Whiskey and soda, and keep 'em coming. I've got a long drive ahead of me."
 
2007-08-22 12:08:53 PM  
I came here for the Caddy Shack pictures. I'm very disappointed in my Farkanians.
 
2007-08-22 12:09:12 PM  
I think the legal limit in Sweden is 0.05, or even 0.02. And the penalty is complete loss of license for a long, long time.

That's how it should be here in the US. Zero tolerance.
 
GCD
2007-08-22 12:09:16 PM  
Until the day that I die, I will never forgive Bill Murray for "Garfield: The Movie" and "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties".
 
2007-08-22 12:09:19 PM  
Awesome!
 
2007-08-22 12:09:52 PM  
Drunk driving charge?

"It's a little harsh"
 
2007-08-22 12:09:59 PM  
"it's a little harsh"
 
2007-08-22 12:10:15 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-22 12:10:44 PM  
smedia.vermotion.com
 
2007-08-22 12:10:59 PM  
GCD: Until the day that I die, I will never forgive Bill Murray for "Garfield: The Movie" and "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties".

One of the things I like about Bill Murray is that he doesn't take himself too seriously.
 
2007-08-22 12:11:03 PM  
Let me first say that I LOVE Caddyshack and quote it with impunity. However, I came here (too late) to submit the story with this headline:

"You submitted this with a Caddyshack reference that is neither as funny nor original as you think it is."
 
2007-08-22 12:11:16 PM  
At least he wasn't driving angry.

www.jonahweiland.com
 
2007-08-22 12:11:18 PM  
Balls,
lost by seven seconds
 
2007-08-22 12:12:48 PM  
It's ok. The table broke his fall.
 
2007-08-22 12:12:54 PM  
Bill Murray rocks, as long as you ignore Groundhog Day.

The Life Aquatic was like his Magnum Opus. Total Awesomeness.

/Disagree with me? DIAF
 
2007-08-22 12:13:42 PM  
i180.photobucket.com

/approves
 
2007-08-22 12:13:55 PM  
Goonga Kaloonga... Goonga Kaloonga.
 
2007-08-22 12:14:50 PM  
How can Bill Murray be the coolest ever?
He hasn't even reincarnated himself into a 3 y.o. girl yet!

Chris Farley baby (linx-a-poppy)
 
2007-08-22 12:15:08 PM  
That's right, if you come here and fark around we'll bust you!
 
2007-08-22 12:15:43 PM  
Why is Bill Murray cool? Chevy Chase was an *sshole.
 
2007-08-22 12:15:43 PM  
nytyper: Bill Murray's pretty much the coolest person.

Well said, so QFT. He's always been one of my favorite actors and it's amazing how much he looks like my Dad these days.
 
2007-08-22 12:15:47 PM  
The_Fuzz: Bill Murray rocks, as long as you ignore Groundhog Day.

The Life Aquatic was like his Magnum Opus. Total Awesomeness.

/Disagree with me? DIAF


uh oh. I just died in a fire. The Life Aquatic was a 2 hour snoozefest. Total disappointment.

Groundhog day is a classic.
 
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