Got wood?

Heh heh. I love Italians.

Oh, what? I said goodnight in an earlier thread? Better follow up on that. Yes. G'night.

Taking a note from TheBitingFaery, I too, suppose it might be time to say goodnight after a long absence from FARK--'cause Verizon sucks ass in California. Damn, how I've missed FARK.

And they have a 'sexy calendar' of images too

Boobies AND stiffies ?

Dthsntfnny.

Those pictures are hilarious.
Is this Jenny McCarty?

Just click
here

make that McCarthy

I thought this was amusing right up until I saw the "sexy calendar". Then I think I blew up trying to figure out the motivation there. I mean, I really want a calendar covered in coffins?

Hey baby, do you like to do it with the lid on?

Anyone else notice something odd on this page of the calendar?
NSFW probably

is it me or is FARK starting to suck?

Yeah, I was rather curious about that too Andonbray. Who is Mike? Is Mike in the coffin now? So many questions...

yes it is jenny mccarthy

Tamerlane - No, it is just you!

*rim shot*

ahhh thenk ya thenk ya my liddle chickadee heh heh yeesss

Wasn't Tamerlane the title of Poe's first published story?

beats the fark outta me

FARK is starting to suck tho

OK, cool name anyway.

on topic: Do you suppose that Jenny McCarthy knows that she is drumming caskets in Italy?

Thanks. I think JC is too busy with that c**k in her mouth to care.

I want a combination coffee table that converts to a coffin. (coffin table?) Might as well get some use out of it while you're alive.

sorry JM

sort of related

http://entropy8zuper.org/airport/venus/index.html

Tamerlame is the hero of Uzbekistan..for some odd reason.

Tarvus - Man, that website has me kinda freaked out.

i thought they actually hire real model to pose for their boxes.

I actually have a frisbee from a funeral home. What kind of funeral needs to advertise on a frisbee? I'll tell you which kind:


"Wise-Connolly Funeral Home Winder, GA 770-867-2191"

Sex has sold suicide; why not coffins?

Is it just me or am I just it?

I'm always told people are just dying to get in.

The November calendar girl has a mysterious message on her back... "Mike leave me alone." What in the world could that mean? ^^;;;

Osama would be proud.

Ok, I read using bikini-girls to sell coffins and though it would be funny, but bad photoshop work? come on, We want to see real woman lounging around the coffin... wait, that just starting to sound sick and twisted... Never mind...

In later news, An almost tragic accedent turns to comedy when, during a photoshoot, Jenny McCarthy is buried alive.

McCarthy, when questioned about the event was quoted saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" (editor's note, for space concerns we will not be showing the entire 35 minute interview since it was just a contunious hysterical scream.)

Fugget 'bout it

I'd like to point out that the calendars in question
have Holy Days of Obligation marked on them...all those
Italians can look at their nudie-coffin calendar and
see the days in red that they _should_ be at church. Of course, the only Italians who actually go to church are
the old ladies and the priests/religious.

I agree with Atomicfever. Photo shop work sucked as bad as mine does. I wonder. Do the models even know they are being used on the site?

Coffin filled with dead kittens.

They have even stolen an image with Jenny McCarthy and photoshoped her on one of their coffins.

I was thinking of my eternalness spent as a pile of ashes. Now I'm thining coffin-livin'.

Italian Coffin Makers = Pure Genius.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Die Hard"

I'd hit 'em all and put my nail in every one of their gorgeous coffins.



I could really go for some gnocchi right about now.