"Anyone who is under sixteen, is now sixteen!"

"Power has driven him mad!"

Everybody will be perpetually late a half hour.

hugo chavez is so cool.

just like most of the things he does, it does not matter to the rest of the world.

oh wait, doesn't he have a lot of oil?

nevermind

Of all the dictators in the world, this guy is probably the mildest and, at times, most entertaining.

He also declared it to be January 17th 1958, everyone in the country is also now a Capricorn and your not allowed to mention Neptune or anything about it.

theorellior: ...very few people like Chavez these days.

So you admit that you guys are slow learners then, right?

It's not like that's all that unusual. Time in (the state of) South Australia is half an hour behind Vic/NSW/QLD/Tas

Nepal I think used to be offset by :40 from the adjacent countries.

Chavez also announced an ambitious plan to build several artificial islands off the coast of Venezuela to harbor cities, submarine bases, scientific research centers, as well as oil and mining facilities.

Oh yeah? Well Bush says we're going to live on the moon, so Nyah!

He's still better than Bush who just announced he's moving his approval rating back 5 years.

Its good to be the king.

Shenanigans !! This story reeks of propaganda, the Repubelickans are prepping that country another invasion oops I mean occupation oops I mean OPERATION WAVE THE FREEDOM FLAG.

keylock71: I'd say those squawking about "liberals love of Chavez" far out number anyone offering unwavering support and devotion to Chavez.

In this thread, and only because even the most idiotic of the leftards has finally come to realize that Chavez is a moron. Don't be proud of the lefty Farkers lab rat-like learning skills; most folks figured out that Chavez was a fool from the moment he took office.

Minister Navarro said the longer day would benefit "all Venezuelans in their jobs and studies."

Whoa!!! They can do that? I want another 4 hours of sleep a night... I could move to California, it's only 6pm there, instead of 10! However, in Venezuela it'd be an extra 1/2 hour!

/suck it, libs

mikaloyd

Well done!

Nabb1: "Its [sic] about the metabolic effect, where the human brain is conditioned by sunlight," Chavez said in a rambling, seven hour discussion on his radio show "Alo, Presidente" with Science and Technology Minister Hector Navarro.


How does he have seven hours to do a radio show?

I'm being persecuted by daylight savings time right now so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies

Where is the C.I.A when you need them?

I like Hugo because he makes rightwingnuts froth at the mouth like a whipped cream dispenser.

Hello... McFly!

Hugo Chavez is not a dictator for life. He is an elected president. We have one of those here in the USA also.

Caribbean Net News...right next to the exciting goat curry menu and the jerk chicken advertisement. This news source fails. Brave new cities on artificial islands with submarine bases and scientists. This is right out of a James Bond plotline. The thing is, Chavez talks out his ass out of the time. If he said this, there is no way it would ever happen. How is this news article going to tell us anything correct? He did not say that. Produce the exact quote that he ripped off a James Bond story line, IN SPANISH. Otherwise, you are all DUPES and I call out whatever redneck with a day job who greenlights this garbage. Chavez is a low-level Army officer who staged a coup. He will be replaced as he replaced. Someone in the the know told me he was less a paratrooper and more a REMF, by the way. Why do you keep attributing stuff to him which he is TOO DUMB to think up?

I give up. Honestly, this Fark used to be better. The quality of links and comments have gone down, if they were ever that good to begin with. The guy who started it is cashing in his chips with some sort of book deal. We're left with some 22 year-old like Czarangelus yap-yap-yapping because he has not been cockpunched hard enough to STFU and pick up a lunch box like the rest of us, or a bunch of people who don't read comments before posting, or dudes still posting /b/tard crap a couple years after the expiration date. That whole Rocky Horror Picture Show thing you all do, like trading in memes like throwing rice and toast or whatever, it's all so played out now in every thread. I'm cashing out of posting in this crap for tonight, because someone keeps on greenlighting Chavez links like an idiot. Try greenlighting the usual atheist/Bush/GWOT crap. This Chavez crap is an absolute fail as far as posts are concerned. I want to be entertained like you used to be on this craptastic site, not bored with a bunch of trolls and bitter alkies in their '40s posting retrograde crap from a few years ago that they just found out about last night.

non-issue..... who cares if changes time, who cares if he does away anti-chavez journalism, who cares if his economy is sliding towards depression, he doesnt, why should we?

strangeguitar: This guy is bat-shiat insane.

He's not.


But that's what the propaganda says, so you ate it up. Just like the crap about him being a dictator.

Funny how the media never talks about how the Bush administration backed an illegal coup that removed him from power until the people took to the streets and demanded his return... nothing in there about him being democratically elected and reelected, etc.

Oooh, crazy, evil socialist! Booh! BOOH!

Since there are no real conservatives on Fark, or in the Republican Party for that matter, I can only assume that the posters saying stuff about Cindy Sheehan and the supposed liberal love for Chavez are just unskilled trolls. Trying to associate either Sheehan or Chavez with any sort of statistically significant US based political support only makes you look foolish. If you want to hate on liberals, there are much better ways to do it. Sheehan is a stupid fool, and Im guessing about 95% of the US would like to see her publicly drawn and quartered. As for Chavez his only support in the US is Danny Glover and some people in Brooklyn who got free heating oil last year, but most of the heating oil people dont even support him any more.

I like how United State Americans keep calling him a Dictator Aleast he won all of his elections and has not started any unfounded wars for oil.

/I will no longer call people from the USA Americans because it makes the rest of us look bad.
//Canadians and Mexicans and all of South America are Americns too you pompus(sp) assholes

pleasuretaco...yes you should stop posting ty and goodnight

F42: strangeguitar: This guy is bat-shiat insane.

He's not.


But that's what the propaganda says, so you ate it up. Just like the crap about him being a dictator.

Funny how the media never talks about how the Bush administration backed an illegal coup that removed him from power until the people took to the streets and demanded his return... nothing in there about him being democratically elected and reelected, etc.

Oooh, crazy, evil socialist! Booh! BOOH!

This

amncarter77: who cares if he does away anti-chavez journalism

He did no such thing.
But the propaganda makes it sound like he did, so there you are.

TheWhoppah: Hugo Chavez is not a dictator for life. He is an elected president. We have one of those here in the USA also.

You are officially ignorant. (new window)

um dont care?

...all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.



/Esposito

FarkinMad: //Canadians and Mexicans and all of South America are Americns too you pompus(sp) assholes

Heh, you sound like you are about to cry. Still, even though your whining is amusing, let me make this simple for you:


If you are from Canada, you are 'Canadian'.

If you are from the United Mexican States, you are 'Mexican'.

If you are from the United State of America, you are 'American'.

Detroit_Bob: TheWhoppah: Hugo Chavez is not a dictator for life. He is an elected president. We have one of those here in the USA also.

You are officially ignorant. (new window)

Um..so he's changing the constitution to make him president for life? At least he bothers changing the constitution and doesn't just violate it.

pleasuretaco: Caribbean Net News...right next to the exciting goat curry menu and the jerk chicken advertisement. This news source fails. Brave new cities on artificial islands with submarine bases and scientists. This is right out of a James Bond plotline. The thing is, Chavez talks out his ass out of the time. If he said this, there is no way it would ever happen. How is this news article going to tell us anything correct? He did not say that. Produce the exact quote that he ripped off a James Bond story line, IN SPANISH. Otherwise, you are all DUPES and I call out whatever redneck with a day job who greenlights this garbage. Chavez is a low-level Army officer who staged a coup. He will be replaced as he replaced. Someone in the the know told me he was less a paratrooper and more a REMF, by the way. Why do you keep attributing stuff to him which he is TOO DUMB to think up?

I give up. Honestly, this Fark used to be better. The quality of links and comments have gone down, if they were ever that good to begin with. The guy who started it is cashing in his chips with some sort of book deal. We're left with some 22 year-old like Czarangelus yap-yap-yapping because he has not been cockpunched hard enough to STFU and pick up a lunch box like the rest of us, or a bunch of people who don't read comments before posting, or dudes still posting /b/tard crap a couple years after the expiration date. That whole Rocky Horror Picture Show thing you all do, like trading in memes like throwing rice and toast or whatever, it's all so played out now in every thread. I'm cashing out of posting in this crap for tonight, because someone keeps on greenlighting Chavez links like an idiot. Try greenlighting the usual atheist/Bush/GWOT crap. This Chavez crap is an absolute fail as far as posts are concerned. I want to be entertained like you used to be on this craptastic site, not bored with a bunch of trolls and bitter alkies in their '40s posting retrograde crap from a few years ago that they just found out about last night.

It's an AFP wire service report. Agence France-Presse is a major international wire service. Who cares that it's on some random website?

amncarter77: um dont care?

Again, the hottest meme of 2004 (apathy) wants itself back.

If you don't care, don't post. It's no longer cool to shrug your shoulders and parrot feigned radio talk show apathy.

Don't be proud of the lefty Farkers lab rat-like learning skills; most folks figured out that Chavez was a fool from the moment he took office.

I thought that was funny!......and true.

.. and a "Brazillion" if your from Brazil

Geotpf:

It's an AFP wire service report. Agence France-Presse is a major international wire service. Who cares that it's on some random website?

Well, I do, 'cause the site still looks like shiat.

Roger. Thank you! -Did not see that, even though I looked for the source. Wilco.