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(Wonkette)   Popular neo-con "think tank" proposes nuking *Iraq,* making Bush Jr. dictator of the world and killing all Arabs. (Oh yeah: Cheney was on the board of directors of said think tank)   (wonkette.com) divider line 508
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2007-08-21 05:23:45 PM  
There's no hate like conservative hate.
 
2007-08-21 05:23:55 PM  
Sammy Jenkins: BravadoGT: He's a loose screw whose post was taken down by the organization itself. That's more responsibility than you can expect at DU or DailyKos...

DAILY KOS IS THE DEVIL, POPPA BEAR TOLD ME SO!!!


Wow! A failed attempt to be funny, and in all caps! You, sir, have represented your point of view well.
 
2007-08-21 05:24:35 PM  
First error:

President George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. He was sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005 after being chosen by the majority of citizens in America to be president.

George Bush, I believe, wasn't even elected by a majority of the people who voted, let alone by a true majority. There also was that Supreme Court case from Albert Gore.

I'll be back with more lies, half-truths and innuendos, er, errors.
 
2007-08-21 05:25:13 PM  
Pathetic that people are even buying into this obvious ongoing pandering against the conservative side of the political spectrum. I'm sure wonkette there is an absolute source of all things true as well. Sucks being aligned not with either side because you end up with twice the disgust with both sides acting like douchebags and knowing a fair bit of peons will believe any of this shat because it makes them feel better about the side they're on coincidentally not the one being crapped all over.
 
2007-08-21 05:25:17 PM  
Strike that/reverse it. Here's a link to the google cache

It's hard to tell the nuts from the people making fun of the nuts and this doesn't look like Landover Baptist so I'm going to temporarily withdraw my bullshiat on this one.
 
2007-08-21 05:25:26 PM  
shenanigans?

/hope so
 
2007-08-21 05:25:28 PM  
nuking Iraq as the obvious first part of the bold plan to "empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans."

Oh, good thinking, guys. Because *every* American's dream is to live in a radioactive moonscape in the middle of a desert. Yeah.

Anyone who thinks nukes are a good idea needs to go watch atmospheric bomb-test footage from the 50s and 60s. Take a good look at those enormous white/gray mushroom clouds -- that's radioactive shiat that's going to land on you and give you some rare form of cancer in a few years. (Yes, on YOU. Your enemies get vaporized instantly; you get to die a slow, painful death.) Modern nukes are no better.
 
2007-08-21 05:25:33 PM  
Neocon in the title is a fail for subby.

www.lafferty.ca
 
2007-08-21 05:26:01 PM  
If we nuke the Middle East, that will make the oil radioactive, and we won't be able to use it!
 
2007-08-21 05:26:25 PM  
Finally, some Conservatives with the guts to be honest about their true feelings instead of being all PC because they don't want to offend some people.
 
2007-08-21 05:26:38 PM  
superoogie: skookum:
Actually, the

Wow. It's sad when they die mid-troll.

/RIP


*snort*
 
2007-08-21 05:26:40 PM  
Wow who ever wrote that article is freaking insane!

And need of psychological help badly!
 
2007-08-21 05:26:44 PM  
People still read Wonkette?
 
2007-08-21 05:26:57 PM  
milk_plus 2007-08-21 05:18:04 PM
The absence of a live website, google cache, or wikipedia entry seems highly suspect to me despite their odd claims of a CIA whitewash. I'm calling bullshiat."


How's this google cache then??

Scary Article here
 
2007-08-21 05:27:15 PM  
But the libs are all coo-koo, or so Rush Limballs told me.
 
2007-08-21 05:27:15 PM  
This is a problem somehow?

/suck it, libs.
 
2007-08-21 05:28:08 PM  
Can we cut his head off and stick it on a pike for twenty years if he does something illegal? This just might be the fix this country needs. Meet the first President for Life: George "An Example to All the Future P4L on How Not to Do Things" Bush.
 
kab
2007-08-21 05:28:33 PM  
Rest easy folks. Liberals are the really crazy ones, this was just a glitch.
 
2007-08-21 05:29:17 PM  
theorellior: There's no hate like conservative hate.

What about imaginary hate? Oh, same thing.

The "popular conservative think tank" subby refers to doesn't exist in any meaningful sense.
neoliquid.com
 
2007-08-21 05:29:23 PM  
Google search for the author's name(p)

He's just chock full o'crazy.
 
2007-08-21 05:29:37 PM  
People like this should be hunted down, dragged out into the street, kicking and screaming, and publicly executed. It should be high treason to even suggest that one man usurp the power granted to the citizens of the United States.
 
2007-08-21 05:29:43 PM  
wowzer97pooh: First error:

President George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. He was sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005 after being chosen by the majority of citizens in America to be president.

George Bush, I believe, wasn't even elected by a majority of the people who voted, let alone by a true majority. There also was that Supreme Court case from Albert Gore.

I'll be back with more lies, half-truths and innuendos, er, errors.


You're still whining about the election(s). No wonder the Muslims see Libs as weak and easliy distracted and are using these traits to try to defeat us. And you people keep feeding them.
 
2007-08-21 05:30:16 PM  
It's all a Venution plot to take over our parking meters! Everyone, drink your prune juice, it's the only way to stop the rectal boars!
 
2007-08-21 05:31:03 PM  
Sunny Ray: You're still whining about the election(s). No wonder the Muslims see Libs as weak and easliy distracted and are using these traits to try to defeat us. And you people keep feeding them.

He wasn't...

Oh, it's Sunny Ray. I almost wasted a couple minutes.
 
2007-08-21 05:31:45 PM  
real? really really real? i mean, i know some right wing nutjobs (like my old man, who insists it should be compulsory for everyone in america to carry a weapon). but dictator for life? nuke the mideast? i want to say it's satire, but i'm met some crazy fundies...fundies with power
 
2007-08-21 05:32:02 PM  
first off, i'm suspicious of this article, due to it's literate comparisons to rome vs hilarious neo-con inanity. However, over the last seven years of bill o'reilly, ann coulter, and sean hannity, these views are no big deal. Honestly, I'd love so see this exchange on cnn. At lest they'd admit they could give a shiat about the rest of the world.

cnn: so will we invade iran?

cheney: well, we're exploring all options

cnn: do those options include nuclear weapons?

cheney: i did say ALL, didn't I?

cnn: well...

cheney: DIDN'T I??

cnn: yes sir.

cheney: You wanna know why we're gonna nuke everybody between algeria and india? Do ya??

cnn: yes sir.

cheney: 'CAUSE FARK'EM THATS WHY!! YOU MAY GO!
 
2007-08-21 05:32:10 PM  
Will Bush bring back the old style Roman salute? Or maybe a slightly updated one, befitting the 4th Reich?
 
2007-08-21 05:32:13 PM  
milk_plus Quote 2007-08-21 05:25:17 PM
Strike that/reverse it. Here's a link to the google cache


That one got changed, but I could use the IP address to find another one:

Second Google Cache
 
2007-08-21 05:32:14 PM  
http://www.ourcivilisation.com/index.htm

I'd hardly call him a part of a think tank, or even a respected mind.

Read the bio on his page.
http://www.ourcivilisation.com/author.htm

Paragraph one: I wish my father had more money. Why did he hang out with commoners, when we are so much better then that.

Paragraph two: Nobody liked me, I was kind of a jerk and beat up on kids smaller then me.

Paragraph three: One of those kids beat me fair and square, and I became obsessed with proving that it was lies.

Paragraph four: Whatever, I hated them anyways, they're stupid heads...

Paragraph Five: The reason nobody liked me was because i was a snob. Even though my family wasn't. I farked up at school and ended up getting some girl pregers and took a shiatty job.

Paragraph Six: Through dumb luck, I managed to get a computer related job for 6 months, but was laid off. I didn't have any good refrences because I was a snob to everyone, so I went on welfare.

Paragraph Seven: I applied to a ton of schools, but was rejected. Whatever, screw them.

Paragraph Eight: Now I rant on the internet, give me money.
 
2007-08-21 05:32:20 PM  
wowzer97pooh: First error:

President George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. He was sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005 after being chosen by the majority of citizens in America to be president.

George Bush, I believe, wasn't even elected by a majority of the people who voted, let alone by a true majority. There also was that Supreme Court case from Albert Gore.


FAIL.

Final election results:

George Bush: 62,040,610 (50.7%)
John Kerry: 59,028,111 (48.3%) Link (new window)

I'd say that constitutes a "majority of the people who voted"
 
2007-08-21 05:33:05 PM  
wowzer97pooh: George Bush, I believe, wasn't even elected by a majority of the people who voted

When you're correcting somebody, it would be better to use a source other than your own beliefs.
It's not that hard.
Bush: 50.7%
 
2007-08-21 05:33:10 PM  
i55.photobucket.com

this exchange wins the interwebs

/i'm a dead baby, so I'm really getting a kick out of this
 
2007-08-21 05:33:21 PM  
Found this site: Link (new window)

it's easy to connect the dots from there.
 
2007-08-21 05:33:25 PM  
I don't want to defend the FSM people, who judging from their current website are pretty crazy. But that article can't be real. It makes as much sense as the complaint against Michael Vick by that inmate. Either it was someone's bad idea of a joke or the FSM site got hacked, I think.
 
2007-08-21 05:34:10 PM  
Cant wait... it is long overdue
 
2007-08-21 05:34:20 PM  
I hate it when arrogant assholes distinguish between "popular" and "right." Popular may as well be included in the definition of right. What's right is what we as a society come together and say is right. If we deem slavery immoral, it is thus. If we deem abortion morally acceptable in most circumstances, it is thus. If we deem George Bush a farking moron, it is thus.
 
2007-08-21 05:34:34 PM  
no one would ever be sane enough to think this is legit

/neocon
 
2007-08-21 05:34:43 PM  
Oh well. I just can't argue with the idiot. Where do you start?

Just another crazy white guy wanting to use the bomb on brown people. I just wonder what he teaches his kids.
 
2007-08-21 05:34:45 PM  
We don't know, something about how democracy is sort of a pain when all you want to do is nuke the farking Moslems so Emperor Jesus can return as written in the popular "Left Behind" comic books. Anyway, some local dingbat right-wing "think tank" posted some insane bullshiat about how Bush is so hated by everybody that he must become dictator by nuking Iraq as the obvious first part of the bold plan to "empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans.

that is a well written article
 
2007-08-21 05:34:52 PM  
mediaho: Sunny Ray: You're still whining about the election(s). No wonder the Muslims see Libs as weak and easliy distracted and are using these traits to try to defeat us. And you people keep feeding them.

He wasn't...

Oh, it's Sunny Ray. I almost wasted a couple minutes.


Oh SNAP!
 
2007-08-21 05:34:53 PM  
macdaddy357: If we nuke the Middle East, that will make the oil radioactive, and we won't be able to use it!

or make our cars really, really fast!
 
2007-08-21 05:35:02 PM  
PatGund: How's this google cache then??

Scary Article here


I tinkered with it a bit and found the google cache myself (see above or below as the case may be). Initially I had no reason to believe that that part was wrong because it was a claim on Wonkette and it did nothing to further their suggestion that the site was real. It didn't occur to me that they simply didn't do it right, claimed it had been taken down, and blamed the CIA.

If anyone suggested that a non-government site I couldn't go to was erased by the CIA and the site didn't have secret stuff on it then I'd find any claim like that highly suspect.
 
2007-08-21 05:35:10 PM  
PatGund: milk_plus 2007-08-21 05:18:04 PM
The absence of a live website, google cache, or wikipedia entry seems highly suspect to me despite their odd claims of a CIA whitewash. I'm calling bullshiat."

How's this google cache then??

Scary Article here


Thanks for finding it again. My conservative neighbor was giving me a look like what I first read must have been swamp gas since I couldn't find it again. While my other liberal neighbor was believing it without having actually read it. Shhh don't tell them, but I would kill them both the same if we ever have a shiat-hit-the-fan moment.
 
2007-08-21 05:35:24 PM  
Spot On Clarky
Well reasoned and well said.

Of course the sad part is that this administration already knew all of that - and went ahead anyway. I can only assume that we "want" to be there for some cough*oil*cough reason.
 
2007-08-21 05:35:47 PM  
Ruh roh, google caches. Google wins again!

/what now neocons?
 
2007-08-21 05:36:34 PM  
Clarky: Why is it always the raisin cakes that talk about using nuclear weapons?

Mmmm....raisin cakes....

Sorry - what were we talking about again? Right, Cure lyrics!

Mmm...The Cure...

/okay, on-topic: this article certainly does seem like a case of Ultra-trolling. I join the cynical farkers in their skepticism.
 
2007-08-21 05:37:09 PM  
meant INSANE
 
2007-08-21 05:37:09 PM  
Offset global warming with Nuclear Winter, nuke the bastards

two birds, one stone
 
2007-08-21 05:38:46 PM  
Hey it makes sense but that doesn't mean we do it! Who nows 100 years from now what will be! Our Medicare bill will be so damn big we will be broke anyway! Oil will be gone!

Lets just drink and be merry!!!
 
2007-08-21 05:38:51 PM  
you knee-jerk anti-perpetual-global-war liberals make me sick.
 
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