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(UPI) Obvious The nation's hip-hop community embraces Barack Obama, dubs him "B-Rock" -- which is sure to go over well with Iowa voters   (upi.com) divider line 215
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2007-08-19 10:20:28 PM
Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

ffmedia.ign.com
 
2007-08-19 11:36:46 PM
I guarantee in this fast-paced/abbreviated world, this will get him more votes.
 
2007-08-19 11:40:17 PM
homepage.mac.com

DOES NOT APPROVE!

Seriously, if I were going for the nation's highest office I would want nothing to do with the hip hop community. That shiat might work as mayor or governor but it's a kiss of death for presidential aspirations.
 
2007-08-19 11:49:24 PM
Do they have black people in Iowa, too?
 
2007-08-19 11:50:06 PM
Bro's before Hoes...
 
2007-08-19 11:50:43 PM
just like the hip-hopsters be sayin. Bros befo' Hoes.
 
2007-08-19 11:51:34 PM
Honestly though, does anyone actually listen to Common or Talib Kweli?
 
2007-08-19 11:52:05 PM
 
2007-08-19 11:52:09 PM
Doggie McNugget: Do they have black people in Iowa, too?

Eric Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.
 
2007-08-19 11:52:17 PM
When the hip-hop community endorses you, you might as well just give up because if one group of people will pick a failure, it's them.

/Bush hates black people
//pray for Omarion
 
2007-08-19 11:53:34 PM
MY question is, Where is Russ Feingold and Hanoi Hilton John McCain to protect the democratic process of elections from the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

I have no Idea what Barack Oblammo's platform is, other than bush sucks. I don't know what Hilarity Clinton's platform is, other than bush sucks.

/voting for Ron Paul anyhow
 
2007-08-19 11:53:37 PM
angusthermopyle wins the thread. Well done sir, you are to playing the Brock Sampson Card as "America's Mayor" is to playing the Sept. 11 Card.
 
2007-08-19 11:53:37 PM
Well, it could have been worse. It could have been "B-diddy".
 
2007-08-19 11:53:40 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

I lol'ed.
 
2007-08-19 11:53:53 PM
Darkies be endorsin'
 
2007-08-19 11:54:06 PM
angusthermopyle: Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

Krom: DOES NOT APPROVE!

So what's the deal? Will we get a second season of tVB EVAR?
 
2007-08-19 11:54:29 PM
What a crock.
 
2007-08-19 11:54:38 PM
thalidomide new and improved: /voting for Ron Paul anyhow

Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"
 
EJ
2007-08-19 11:54:47 PM
Imma BE prez-o-dent!
 
2007-08-19 11:54:58 PM
it looks more like "riding coattails" than embracing.
 
2007-08-19 11:55:15 PM
erghhnnnnnnnnnnn...

hrghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

hughhhgnn...

rrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

nope, I don't give a fark
 
2007-08-19 11:56:59 PM
B-Rock!

Take a hit off the pipe of democracy!
 
2007-08-19 11:57:06 PM
Barak be chillin', not like Bush, he won't be stealin'
The election
Got an erection
From Barak's hoe
Biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 
2007-08-19 11:57:31 PM
adulescentulus carnifex: erghhnnnnnnnnnnn...

hrghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

hughhhgnn...

rrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


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/Just sayin'
 
2007-08-19 11:57:41 PM
angusthermopyle: Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

As would I.
 
2007-08-19 11:58:21 PM
My guess is that they couldn't spell Barak.
 
2007-08-19 11:58:52 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I think it's past my bedtime.
 
2007-08-19 11:58:54 PM
thalidomide new and improved: the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

Tell it to Fred Thompson.
 
2007-08-19 11:58:56 PM
tonesskin: My guess is that they couldn't spell Barak.

Nor can I, apparently.
 
2007-08-19 11:59:10 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

something so stupid, it's funny.

we should never turn our backs on the stupid side of our senses of humor, lest we become Jim Carville.

/I know him as skeletor.
 
2007-08-19 11:59:50 PM
I sure wish hip hop and rap would go away!! What a bunch of third grade educated morons they all are.
 
2007-08-19 11:59:53 PM
I've always called him "white chocolate", myself.
:)
 
2007-08-20 12:01:00 AM
So if ex-lax stands for laxative, what does pro-lax stand for?

/ex-lax, now with more chocolate than New Orleans
//Who'll sue first, we'll tell you at 11!
 
2007-08-20 12:01:01 AM
spamdog: Tell it to Fred Thompson.

very true. I know even less about him, other than he rocked (briefly) in The Hunt For Red October.

/Give me a ping, Vassily. ONE. PING. ONLY.
 
2007-08-20 12:01:15 AM
Thank God the next possible president finally got some street cred... I don't think I could vote for someone who didn't.
 
2007-08-20 12:01:54 AM
And given that the 'hip hop' community has a collective IQ of about 8, I'm sure the Obama camp is thrilled. Besides, kids and criminals into rap don't vote.
 
2007-08-20 12:02:39 AM
spamdog: thalidomide new and improved: the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

Tell it to Fred Thompson.


Fred Thompson's Wife's Tits 08
 
2007-08-20 12:02:40 AM
why dont they just arrest the entire 'hip-hop' community. they are failures as role models and as human beings.
 
2007-08-20 12:03:21 AM
tonesskin: Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"

Heh yeah, I have my shirt that sez "I was Number 7".

I know he has fark-all of a chance. I lean protoconservative, so we'll see who most closely fits the bill of wanting to tax me less and otherwise staying the hell out of my life. I likely won't be voting for Ron Paul
 
2007-08-20 12:03:51 AM
I dunno. "Brock O'Bama" sounds like an Irish wrassler. That just might sell here in the midwest.
 
2007-08-20 12:04:58 AM
thalidomide new and improved: tonesskin: Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"

Heh yeah, I have my shirt that sez "I was Number 7".

I know he has fark-all of a chance. I lean protoconservative, so we'll see who most closely fits the bill of wanting to tax me less and otherwise staying the hell out of my life. I likely won't be voting for Ron Paul


The person who wants to tax you less and stay out of your life is the one who isn't getting the campaign money from those who will benefit from high taxes (i.e., Republicans and Democrats). It's funny how that works out.
 
2007-08-20 12:06:04 AM
thalidomide new and improved: I lean protoconservative

Sounds to me like you lean more "Identity crisis".
 
2007-08-20 12:07:53 AM
Seriously, if I were going for the nation's highest office I would want nothing to do with the hip hop community. That shiat might work as mayor or governor but it's a kiss of death for presidential aspirations.

Sad but true, especially given that the support of the county music community wins elections it seems!

\country=guns, trucks, women, and booze +white people
\\hip hop-guns, escalades, women, and booze + black people
 
2007-08-20 12:09:02 AM
tonesskin: The person who wants to tax you less and stay out of your life is the one who isn't getting the campaign money from those who will benefit from high taxes (i.e., Republicans and Democrats). It's funny how that works out.

That's why McCain and Feingold need to ride to the rescue on the mighty steed of First Amendment Abridgement.


/Cue Tim Robbin's "A Chill Wind" speech
 
2007-08-20 12:09:08 AM
Detroit_Bob: And given that the 'hip hop' community has a collective IQ of about 8, I'm sure the Obama camp is thrilled. Besides, kids and criminals into rap don't vote.

3rdorderofsimulacra: why dont they just arrest the entire 'hip-hop' community. they are failures as role models and as human beings.

You guys need to take your culture-warrior-isms and pound them up your respective asses so hard. I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks" attitude that righties think they're being oh-so subtle with.
 
2007-08-20 12:10:00 AM
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2007-08-20 12:10:06 AM
skinink: I guess B-Rack would only attract the "Itty Bitty Titty" vote.


Shot at 2007-08-20


And I used to think third nipples were weird.
 
2007-08-20 12:10:20 AM
It would matter alot more, if any of them actually voted.

In 2002 black New York State comptroller Carl Macall was running for governor, and doing quite well.
The "black community" didn't like him, because he wasn't "black enough". Sorry kids, but P. Doody is never gonna get elected.

If even half of the black community that was eligible to, turned out and voted, we would have had a black governor.

Pssst, Obama? Don't bother. They're just trying to get their names in the press in order to sell a few more CDs.

Also, most of the voters in America don't exactly want what they would view as a "hip-hopper" in the white house.

The mental image of people wearing doo rags, and sideways baseball hats, with their pants hanging down, roaming around the white house does not sit well with the red states.

Short of the Crips, Bloods, NAMBLA, or the KKK, I can't think of a worse endorsement.
 
2007-08-20 12:10:43 AM
spamdog: You guys need to take your culture-warrior-isms and pound them up your respective asses so hard. I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks" attitude that righties think they're being oh-so subtle with.

WHOA....I'm a rightie and I don't hate blacks.

I hate mexicans.

/Go Big Oil
 
2007-08-20 12:10:55 AM
spamdog: I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks"...

Heh. You really are retarded, aren't you?
 
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