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(UPI) Obvious The nation's hip-hop community embraces Barack Obama, dubs him "B-Rock" -- which is sure to go over well with Iowa voters   (upi.com) divider line 215
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angusthermopyle
2007-08-19 10:20:28 PM
Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

ffmedia.ign.com
 
Heroic Poser
2007-08-19 11:36:46 PM
I guarantee in this fast-paced/abbreviated world, this will get him more votes.
 
Krom
2007-08-19 11:40:17 PM
homepage.mac.com

DOES NOT APPROVE!

Seriously, if I were going for the nation's highest office I would want nothing to do with the hip hop community. That shiat might work as mayor or governor but it's a kiss of death for presidential aspirations.
 
Doggie McNugget
2007-08-19 11:49:24 PM
Do they have black people in Iowa, too?
 
fark_y00
2007-08-19 11:50:06 PM
Bro's before Hoes...
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-19 11:50:43 PM
just like the hip-hopsters be sayin. Bros befo' Hoes.
 
fark_y00
2007-08-19 11:51:34 PM
Honestly though, does anyone actually listen to Common or Talib Kweli?
 
spamdog
2007-08-19 11:52:05 PM
 
DiRF
2007-08-19 11:52:09 PM
Doggie McNugget: Do they have black people in Iowa, too?

Eric Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:52:17 PM
When the hip-hop community endorses you, you might as well just give up because if one group of people will pick a failure, it's them.

/Bush hates black people
//pray for Omarion
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-19 11:53:34 PM
MY question is, Where is Russ Feingold and Hanoi Hilton John McCain to protect the democratic process of elections from the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

I have no Idea what Barack Oblammo's platform is, other than bush sucks. I don't know what Hilarity Clinton's platform is, other than bush sucks.

/voting for Ron Paul anyhow
 
Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet [TotalFark]
2007-08-19 11:53:37 PM
angusthermopyle wins the thread. Well done sir, you are to playing the Brock Sampson Card as "America's Mayor" is to playing the Sept. 11 Card.
 
wowzer97pooh
2007-08-19 11:53:37 PM
Well, it could have been worse. It could have been "B-diddy".
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:53:40 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

I lol'ed.
 
YoungSwedishBlonde
2007-08-19 11:53:53 PM
Darkies be endorsin'
 
fragMasterFlash
2007-08-19 11:54:06 PM
angusthermopyle: Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

Krom: DOES NOT APPROVE!

So what's the deal? Will we get a second season of tVB EVAR?
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2007-08-19 11:54:29 PM
What a crock.
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:54:38 PM
thalidomide new and improved: /voting for Ron Paul anyhow

Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"
 
EJ
2007-08-19 11:54:47 PM
Imma BE prez-o-dent!
 
alostpacket
2007-08-19 11:54:58 PM
it looks more like "riding coattails" than embracing.
 
adulescentulus carnifex
2007-08-19 11:55:15 PM
erghhnnnnnnnnnnn...

hrghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

hughhhgnn...

rrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

nope, I don't give a fark
 
studebaker hoch
2007-08-19 11:56:59 PM
B-Rock!

Take a hit off the pipe of democracy!
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:57:06 PM
Barak be chillin', not like Bush, he won't be stealin'
The election
Got an erection
From Barak's hoe
Biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 
fragMasterFlash
2007-08-19 11:57:31 PM
adulescentulus carnifex: erghhnnnnnnnnnnn...

hrghmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..

hughhhgnn...

rrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

img249.imageshack.us

/Just sayin'
 
loudnoises
2007-08-19 11:57:41 PM
angusthermopyle: Brock? I love that guy. I'd totally vote for him for president.

As would I.
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:58:21 PM
My guess is that they couldn't spell Barak.
 
irishanime
2007-08-19 11:58:52 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I think it's past my bedtime.
 
spamdog
2007-08-19 11:58:54 PM
thalidomide new and improved: the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

Tell it to Fred Thompson.
 
tonesskin
2007-08-19 11:58:56 PM
tonesskin: My guess is that they couldn't spell Barak.

Nor can I, apparently.
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-19 11:59:10 PM
spamdog: White people! Black people! (NSFW)

something so stupid, it's funny.

we should never turn our backs on the stupid side of our senses of humor, lest we become Jim Carville.

/I know him as skeletor.
 
oldandwiser
2007-08-19 11:59:50 PM
I sure wish hip hop and rap would go away!! What a bunch of third grade educated morons they all are.
 
Craig341
2007-08-19 11:59:53 PM
I've always called him "white chocolate", myself.
:)
 
Falcc
2007-08-20 12:01:00 AM
So if ex-lax stands for laxative, what does pro-lax stand for?

/ex-lax, now with more chocolate than New Orleans
//Who'll sue first, we'll tell you at 11!
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-20 12:01:01 AM
spamdog: Tell it to Fred Thompson.

very true. I know even less about him, other than he rocked (briefly) in The Hunt For Red October.

/Give me a ping, Vassily. ONE. PING. ONLY.
 
clintsears
2007-08-20 12:01:15 AM
Thank God the next possible president finally got some street cred... I don't think I could vote for someone who didn't.
 
Detroit_Bob
2007-08-20 12:01:54 AM
And given that the 'hip hop' community has a collective IQ of about 8, I'm sure the Obama camp is thrilled. Besides, kids and criminals into rap don't vote.
 
Falcc
2007-08-20 12:02:39 AM
spamdog: thalidomide new and improved: the shameful state of elections we find today...namely, the popularity contest.

Tell it to Fred Thompson.

Fred Thompson's Wife's Tits 08
 
3rdorderofsimulacra
2007-08-20 12:02:40 AM
why dont they just arrest the entire 'hip-hop' community. they are failures as role models and as human beings.
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-20 12:03:21 AM
tonesskin: Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"

Heh yeah, I have my shirt that sez "I was Number 7".

I know he has fark-all of a chance. I lean protoconservative, so we'll see who most closely fits the bill of wanting to tax me less and otherwise staying the hell out of my life. I likely won't be voting for Ron Paul
 
RavinDave
2007-08-20 12:03:51 AM
I dunno. "Brock O'Bama" sounds like an Irish wrassler. That just might sell here in the midwest.
 
tonesskin
2007-08-20 12:04:58 AM
thalidomide new and improved: tonesskin: Isn't his platform, "Convince ten people on the Internet that I have a chance?"

Heh yeah, I have my shirt that sez "I was Number 7".

I know he has fark-all of a chance. I lean protoconservative, so we'll see who most closely fits the bill of wanting to tax me less and otherwise staying the hell out of my life. I likely won't be voting for Ron Paul

The person who wants to tax you less and stay out of your life is the one who isn't getting the campaign money from those who will benefit from high taxes (i.e., Republicans and Democrats). It's funny how that works out.
 
spamdog
2007-08-20 12:06:04 AM
thalidomide new and improved: I lean protoconservative

Sounds to me like you lean more "Identity crisis".
 
tiamet4
2007-08-20 12:07:53 AM
Seriously, if I were going for the nation's highest office I would want nothing to do with the hip hop community. That shiat might work as mayor or governor but it's a kiss of death for presidential aspirations.

Sad but true, especially given that the support of the county music community wins elections it seems!

\country=guns, trucks, women, and booze +white people
\\hip hop-guns, escalades, women, and booze + black people
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-20 12:09:02 AM
tonesskin: The person who wants to tax you less and stay out of your life is the one who isn't getting the campaign money from those who will benefit from high taxes (i.e., Republicans and Democrats). It's funny how that works out.

That's why McCain and Feingold need to ride to the rescue on the mighty steed of First Amendment Abridgement.


/Cue Tim Robbin's "A Chill Wind" speech
 
spamdog
2007-08-20 12:09:08 AM
Detroit_Bob: And given that the 'hip hop' community has a collective IQ of about 8, I'm sure the Obama camp is thrilled. Besides, kids and criminals into rap don't vote.

3rdorderofsimulacra: why dont they just arrest the entire 'hip-hop' community. they are failures as role models and as human beings.

You guys need to take your culture-warrior-isms and pound them up your respective asses so hard. I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks" attitude that righties think they're being oh-so subtle with.
 
fragMasterFlash
2007-08-20 12:10:00 AM
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wowzer97pooh
2007-08-20 12:10:06 AM
skinink: I guess B-Rack would only attract the "Itty Bitty Titty" vote.


Shot at 2007-08-20

And I used to think third nipples were weird.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2007-08-20 12:10:20 AM
It would matter alot more, if any of them actually voted.

In 2002 black New York State comptroller Carl Macall was running for governor, and doing quite well.
The "black community" didn't like him, because he wasn't "black enough". Sorry kids, but P. Doody is never gonna get elected.

If even half of the black community that was eligible to, turned out and voted, we would have had a black governor.

Pssst, Obama? Don't bother. They're just trying to get their names in the press in order to sell a few more CDs.

Also, most of the voters in America don't exactly want what they would view as a "hip-hopper" in the white house.

The mental image of people wearing doo rags, and sideways baseball hats, with their pants hanging down, roaming around the white house does not sit well with the red states.

Short of the Crips, Bloods, NAMBLA, or the KKK, I can't think of a worse endorsement.
 
thalidomide new and improved
2007-08-20 12:10:43 AM
spamdog: You guys need to take your culture-warrior-isms and pound them up your respective asses so hard. I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks" attitude that righties think they're being oh-so subtle with.

WHOA....I'm a rightie and I don't hate blacks.

I hate mexicans.

/Go Big Oil
 
Detroit_Bob
2007-08-20 12:10:55 AM
spamdog: I'm sick of this veiled "I hate blacks"...

Heh. You really are retarded, aren't you?
 
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