skookum: This is only the beginning.

Andrew Keen, you sit down and be quiet.

timmy_the_tooth: mighty_hero: Yeah I was a TF'er for a while. It was okay.
Regardless two trainwreck threads in two days. Awesome.

TF is worth $5 just for the foobs, add in the late night AW threads, the trainwreck threads, the ANON-DIT, thousands of links a day, $5 is cheap.

Plus, no farkette EVER sends BIE to a ghey ass liter.

What is ANON-DIT? I looked it up, but I'm still not quite sure.
And AW? I like the trainwreck threads though. I'm very curious about TF, but since I live in Canada and don't believe in Credit cards, it seems like a lot of trouble to go through for something I may or may not like.

/I think I would like it though.

Drew, do you not already have extensive digital proof that Fark's highest volume of user traffic comes from internet-based news agencies?

If that is true, the guilt of this fark-tart should be all but self-evident.

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

swarms909: I really can't see him hacking himself out of a wet paper bag.

He probably hired some 16 year old script kiddie to do it for him.

I love the "FAIL" insult pictures.

Could someone please posst more "FAIL" pictures?

Original or extra crispy....I just want to see more "FAIL" pictures !!!

/ FAIL

Since I discovered Fark.

a) my husband left me for a younger girl.
b)got fired from my last 2 jobs.
c) caught a STD, trying to make ends meet.
d)my car was stolen, twice.
e) my cat was run over.
d) my best friend turned gay. Butt thats ok.
e) my ARM, caused me to lose my house.
f) was evicted from my mother's basement.
g) the NSA had me rectally probed.
H) and now I'm suffering from tunnel vision, and monitor radiation, from reading these worthless not NeWS threads.

Drew, You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he's sober, and finished with my cousin Vinny.

Hmm, my girlfriend's a VP at FIM (Fox Interactive Media) maybe she can tell me if there's anything in the pipeline about buying this place up. I sure hope not.

Magorn: RockIsDead: 3825968: On the other hand, UltraFark is reall087sdh;456+++ATH NO CARRIER

You forgot the first rule!

you do realize there ae people on this thread to whom something like ;456+++ATH NO CARRIER is as meaningless as

"sounding like a broken record?"

yes, there are those among us who have never used dial-up. Consider that an feel very very old

I said NO FRIES!

40below: A reporter does not hack, or attempt to hack, someone's voice mail, email or computer network and even if someone slips you the password or access code, you never use it. You're not allowed to commit crimes in order to gather news.

Up to a point.

If a reporter were slipped the password and login to the server where all the DOJ/attorney firing emails were kept, I think most reporters would run with it.

But, this? Yeah, not worth it.

skookum: Actually, I am a 100% serious.

Sites like this one will eventually have to go through a news accuracy certification, or they will have to have a disclaimer on the home page "For Entertainment Purposes Only."

And yes, the NSA is legally cleared to investigate these sites for terrorist-sympathizing material and undue criticism of this administration that could well embolden the enemies of this country.

This is only the beginning.

Your grasp of the realistic danger of unfettered Liberalism is way beyond what most Farkers can comprehend. They think that they can say and do whatever they want willy nilly and never really contemplate the long-range danger that their immaturity and lack of foresight can wrought upon our country.

Kick his ass Drew!

/drtfa

absolutben: Hmm, my girlfriend's a VP at FIM (Fox Interactive Media) maybe she can tell me if there's anything in the pipeline about buying this place up. I sure hope not.

Don't give her ideas.

Don't fark with Fark, you get BURNED.


/Drew looks cute
//Seriously
///STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
///SLASHIES!!!!

skookum: This is only the beginning.

Dammit, Kitwilly . . .

This isn't the guy from the blog yesterday, is it?

Nasti Asti: Since I discovered Fark.

a) my husband left me for a younger girl.
b)got fired from my last 2 jobs.
c) caught a STD, trying to make ends meet.
d)my car was stolen, twice.
e) my cat was run over.
d) my best friend turned gay. Butt thats ok.
e) my ARM, caused me to lose my house.
f) was evicted from my mother's basement.
g) the NSA had me rectally probed.
H) and now I'm suffering from tunnel vision, and monitor radiation, from reading these worthless not NeWS threads.

Drew, You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he's sober, and finished with my cousin Vinny.

yeah, but you weren't a member of TF. Had you done that, none of the above would have happened.

Sunny Ray: They think that they can say and do whatever they want willy nilly and never really contemplate

You leave my willy out of this.

Sunny Ray:

Your grasp of the realistic danger of unfettered Liberalism is way beyond what most Farkers can comprehend. They think that they can say and do whatever they want willy nilly and never really contemplate the long-range danger that their immaturity and lack of foresight can wrought upon our country.

Needs more Capitalization of Important Points, and fewer italics.

klymen: I don't think anyone working for fark is dumb enough to download a trojan attachment from an email. This has failed attempt at satire written all over it.

You misunderestimate Jeff.

/you'll get over it

I used to work with Darrell Phillips. And this doesn't exactly seem like the thing he'd do. I mean, the Ford family is still crooked as ever, why bother with Fark?

absolutben: Hmm, my girlfriend's a VP at FIM (Fox Interactive Media) maybe she can tell me if there's anything in the pipeline about buying this place up. I sure hope not.

You're a TF'er. We all know you don't really have a girlfriend.


/had to
//kidding

codewarrior81: Phillips: im in ur severz, stealin ur codz

Drew: u gonna get raped

This is so full of WIN!

Figures something like this would happen in Memphis. We are not the brightest people in the world.

We once had a billboard that had a congratulations to three 6 mafia on one side and an advertisement for Bellevue Baptist Church on the other

FAIL? (new window)

Add some Ajax to remove the requirement to reload the page to see new comments, and instead only send the newest comments instead of a megabyte of stuff you've already read through. Oh well, that'll probably take an extra day or two but it'll be worth it.


This.


I asked Drew ages ago in a note if we could choose the number of comments displayed, the last 25 would be fine for me most of the time. He liked the idea, but he is also a super-duper busy guy so maybe that thought got lost in the shuffle. Hi Drew! :-)

I have noticed the red line indicating the newer posts, so maybe we can have a button that will just allow us to load to that point + a few previous comments....would save a lot of b/w too.


Ps, screw all this fail and trainwreck shiat, lets play the beer snob game.

I drank a Duvel Belgian Golden Ale* last night and had a nice cigar. SO THERE!

* Duvel is 8.5%, it is strong and really tasty...not too hoppy, either.

I, for one, love the fail posters.

/stfu&gbtw

aniktwo: What is ANON-DIT?

Anonymous details in threads(p) -- allows users to post stuff anonymously.

AW

attention whore threads, late night threads where TFers get naked for each other on the internet.

/drew, do I get a kickback for every sale I make?

zjbs14: I had that exact modem.

I STILL have mine. It's great for confusing the younger crowd.

"What is that, an external HDD?"

"No, son, that is a 2400-baud dial-up modem."

"What's a baud?"

mikaloyd:
Did you SEE him or did you just HEAR him and do his bidding?

Did you fall out of a farking tree or something?

ShlingFo: If a reporter were slipped the password and login to the server where all the DOJ/attorney firing emails were kept, I think most reporters would run with it.

That's pretty much what happened with Game of Shadows.

Hey, it even kinda looks like him.

seventypercent: Fox security

fireclown: RobbieFal: So since this is Memphis, will Drew hit this guy with a chain in response? a handful of power? or dreaded fire (flashpaper) to the face?

I don't get it. Are these appropriate responses to slights in Memphis? And what is a handfull of power, anyway?

Handful of powder... stupid keyboard

and it's a Memphis wrestling reference.

Schroepnuts: We once had a billboard that had a congratulations to three 6 mafia on one side and an advertisement for Bellevue Baptist Church on the other

When I think of Triple 6, I think of Six Flags Over Jesus.

elffster:

Ps, screw all this fail and trainwreck shiat, lets play the beer snob game.

I drank a Duvel Belgian Golden Ale* last night and had a nice cigar. SO THERE!

* Duvel is 8.5%, it is strong and really tasty...not too hoppy, either.

I had a Colt Forty and a Blunt.

aniktwo: timmy_the_tooth: mighty_hero: Yeah I was a TF'er for a while. It was okay.
Regardless two trainwreck threads in two days. Awesome.

TF is worth $5 just for the foobs, add in the late night AW threads, the trainwreck threads, the ANON-DIT, thousands of links a day, $5 is cheap.

Plus, no farkette EVER sends BIE to a ghey ass liter.

What is ANON-DIT? I looked it up, but I'm still not quite sure.
And AW? I like the trainwreck threads though. I'm very curious about TF, but since I live in Canada and don't believe in Credit cards, it seems like a lot of trouble to go through for something I may or may not like.

/I think I would like it though.



Could someone kindly clarify to me exactly what is a trainwreck thread?

Take him to the laundry brig!

OMG you were Zero Cool! You crashed 1507 computers in a single day!

/I thought you were black!

timmy_the_tooth: aniktwo: What is ANON-DIT?

Anonymous details in threads(p) -- allows users to post stuff anonymously.

AW

attention whore threads, late night threads where TFers get naked for each other on the internet.

/drew, do I get a kickback for every sale I make?

Actually, those seem to be two reasons that I would not become a TFer. Oh God, why would I want to see naked Farkers? Still, just having the little icon by my name is tempting...

/I don't need random nekkid pics
//I get nailed regularly and with extreme prejudice
///monogamous sport-farker

mikaloyd: That is not a hair question.

Dammit, I could see the internets from my desk on 8/16/07.