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(London Press)   Woman chews diabetics pills for him, spits them into his mouth, saves life   (canoe.ca) divider line 139
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2002-09-15 02:48:07 PM  
People are so lazy these days...
 
2002-09-15 04:35:44 PM  
Now that's just gross...what if she has some sort of weird disease...you know those brits all have jacked up grills...
 
2002-09-15 04:36:02 PM  
If those Brits took better care of their teeth this wouldn't be necessary....
 
2002-09-15 04:37:21 PM  
Whoa there, these 'Brits' are Canadian. This is from London, Ontario.
 
2002-09-15 04:37:36 PM  
Just chew the pills up in a big wad of snot and it will just slide down the hatch!
 
2002-09-15 04:37:43 PM  
Ummmm...yeah. How does this stuff make it through to FARK? Where the hell are the Boobies?
Phuck.
 
2002-09-15 04:38:08 PM  
D'oh! See that now....I take it all back! Canadians rule!
 
2002-09-15 04:38:23 PM  
A Weird/Hero tag?
 
2002-09-15 04:38:26 PM  
Mmmm... sexy. I gotta try that with my girlfriend next time she has a "headache".
 
2002-09-15 04:38:31 PM  
"I think everyone should have the chance to do this at least once a day -- it feels good."

Nuff 'said.
 
2002-09-15 04:38:32 PM  
Not , she's a farkin !
 
2002-09-15 04:39:34 PM  
"You just want me to come over there so you can look up my skirt," Joubert said she joked as she climbed out of the car.

so he pulled that stunt before huh?
 
2002-09-15 04:40:41 PM  
What does teeth have to do with this at all?. The only relevance is that she used them to chew the pill for him.
 
2002-09-15 04:40:43 PM  
GrySovCob: you toke the words right out of my mouth...
 
2002-09-15 04:43:09 PM  
I agree that she's a hero! I'm sure I wouldn't have thought of chewing somebody's pills for 'em! I would have gone back in the house, ground up the pills with something, then dissolved them in water or something. And in the process, taking way too much time. She did well!
 
2002-09-15 04:43:21 PM  
Motherfunker - I heard about a thing called Google that will search for boobies for you.
 
2002-09-15 04:45:19 PM  
Okay, i'll stop whining.
 
2002-09-15 04:45:36 PM  
Marie-Lyne Joubert added that Mills is on his own for his daily suppository.
 
2002-09-15 04:46:02 PM  
GrySovCob has the right idea.
 
2002-09-15 04:48:19 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Gyros. Good idea, Ben_r. I'll be back in about an hour...
 
2002-09-15 04:54:48 PM  
I can't wait until the day when there is an article on fark about someone who got bit in the ass by a snake and someone else sucked the venom out.
 
2002-09-15 04:56:38 PM  
Brits, Canadians...its all the same on the surrender hierarchy.

level 1 = French
level 2 = French speaking Canadians
level 3 = All other Canadians and the English

and so on...
 
2002-09-15 04:57:58 PM  
Wouldn't honey have worked as well? And it's already pre-chewed and digested by the bees.
 
Rib
2002-09-15 05:01:25 PM  
I know all of you Americans can't speak properly so I will have to correct you.
She's a HEROINE, not a hero.
 
2002-09-15 05:02:15 PM  
GrySovCob I agree with you!!!!!!
 
2002-09-15 05:08:34 PM  
"Tastes like wolf spit"
 
2002-09-15 05:12:02 PM  
I think I saw this on SNL.
 
2002-09-15 05:16:25 PM  
Eww...

But then again, you gotta do what you gotta do. Rather eat regurgitated sugar pills than feed the worms.
 
2002-09-15 05:16:36 PM  
speaking as a diabetic, yes she's a heroine, but she could have gotten some LIQUID sugar solution too-e.g., orange juice, milk, Coke...works just as well. Still, at least she kept a level enough head to do something positive, and that's cool.
 
2002-09-15 05:18:26 PM  
"I know all of you Americans can't speak properly so I will have to correct you.
She's a HEROINE, not a hero."


fark dat. Modifying words based on gender is stupid. Not heroine, hero. Not comedienne, comedian. Not hostess, host. NOT, NOT, NOT!!
 
2002-09-15 05:21:02 PM  
I remember the first time I did heroine. No I see why Curt loved the stuff. Oh wait, you said RAINBOWS!
 
2002-09-15 05:21:17 PM  
And stop throwing the letter U in where it doesn't belong: Flavour, Colour, Harbour, Favourite, etc...
 
2002-09-15 05:21:33 PM  
McBotulism:
fark dat. Modifying words based on gender is stupid. Not heroine, hero. Not comedienne, comedian. Not hostess, host. NOT, NOT, NOT!!

Not women, men?
 
2002-09-15 05:21:45 PM  
No - now

Im drinking again
 
2002-09-15 05:23:11 PM  
This woman IS a hero in my opinion. My fiance died of diabetes, so I have a soft spot for that sort of stuff.
 
2002-09-15 05:23:46 PM  
My girlfriend is diabetic and I would say the woman is a hero. I've had a couple of situations like this and it's scary. Yes she could have found some Coke or orange juice, but if you don't know that much about the disease, then you tend to just do what they say. It can be very freaky, especially if you don't know whether the sugar is too high or too low.
 
2002-09-15 05:24:15 PM  
HERO!!!!

Well done
 
2002-09-15 05:24:18 PM  
then the man goes home and thats how babys are made
 
2002-09-15 05:25:06 PM  
LOL McBotouslism
 
2002-09-15 05:26:18 PM  
Okay Rib... ever since I lived in England, I have had difficulty taking English lessons from the English. No one else butchers the language worse than you guys (except for maybe the Southern US).

And if you want to trash-talk this Canadian, I'll be forced to throw you down the apples! ;-)
 
2002-09-15 05:27:54 PM  
"Not women, men?"

No, just no need to add letters to the end of a word to signify that you're talking about a woman. I'm perfectly capable of determining the gender of the person being described. It's just dumb.
 
2002-09-15 05:30:36 PM  
Whatever you politically motivated, joke hungry farks are on, this woman deserves a medal.

I wish some woman would spit in my mouth when I'm down.

I mean ... er.... no wait...
 
2002-09-15 05:35:54 PM  
I hate it when girls spit.
 
2002-09-15 05:37:53 PM  
It's our language so we can butcher it and put in silent letters if we want to
 
2002-09-15 05:48:57 PM  
Just down the road from me a couple of people commited suicide by OD'ing on insulin.

Apprently its also a good murder weapon, you can put people into a fatal coma and by the time they die the leathal dose will have worked its way out of their system, only trace is the needle mark (tip: inject into the scalp so the hair covers the mark)

Things you learn working with doctors and nurses :)
 
2002-09-15 05:50:30 PM  
Thanks for that ray of sunshine Blumf
 
2002-09-15 05:54:28 PM  
blunf: that doesn't work because it can't spread. it has to be in an area full of tissue, like in the arm, or the stomach.
 
2002-09-15 05:56:28 PM  
Save_trees_eat_beaver
"Thanks for that ray of sunshine Blumf"

Just call me Dr Shipman Jr. :)
 
2002-09-15 05:56:54 PM  
oh my god these people live up the street from me
 
2002-09-15 05:58:03 PM  
Megaloman1ac
"blunf: that doesn't work because it can't spread."

So what did you do when your victim failed to die?
 
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