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2007-08-14 11:41:11 PM
submitter: Man "angry with God" drives truck into church...in St Johns County...guess where

um, St Johns County?
 
2007-08-14 11:48:38 PM
Most of us just stop believing at that point, dude.

Then again, I guess most of us aren't from Florida.
 
2007-08-15 12:25:33 AM
Way to go, champ. Because God lives in that church! And now, because of you, he's homeless! You win again!
 
2007-08-15 12:41:33 AM
God's not here, man.
 
2007-08-15 02:57:40 AM
Should have droveinto the jail. That is where everyone finds him.
 
2007-08-15 02:58:00 AM
Clearly there's no hate like God hate.
 
2007-08-15 03:06:37 AM
www.dashtheband.com

Unimpressed
 
2007-08-15 03:06:48 AM
Dude, next time drive your truck into the side of a prison. I'm sure you'll find God there.
 
2007-08-15 03:07:22 AM
Man "angry with God" drives truck into church. Guess where

I'm guessing either the front door or the pulpit.
 
2007-08-15 03:09:08 AM
So that's where God lives! Someone oughta tell this guy(p).
 
2007-08-15 03:13:54 AM
Man... some things you just gotta let go.
 
2007-08-15 03:19:23 AM
Iraq?

Wait, no, those aren't churches there...
 
2007-08-15 03:20:26 AM
www.frontrowking.com

"They will call him a disgruntled worshiper!"
 
2007-08-15 03:27:13 AM
3 AM? I'm guessing alchohol was involved.
 
2007-08-15 03:43:50 AM
Subbies, please, please stop asking us to "Guess where" when using the Florida tag, okay? (Pet peeve)

Also, Heroic Poser = Win. Yay for classic Cheech and Chong.
 
2007-08-15 03:48:32 AM
So, is it any crazier to drive your truck into the Invisible-Boogeyman-In-The-Sky's house because you're angry with him, than praising him because of some random, but fortunate accident that befell you?
 
2007-08-15 03:59:37 AM
pew--pew--pew...
 
2007-08-15 04:11:16 AM
some of you became atheist because you were angry at God?? How can you be angry at something you don't believe to exist?
 
2007-08-15 04:13:21 AM
When you apply the Florida tag, you don't need to say "Guess where".
Oh, I see ChernobylOne has that covered.

(Just got woken up by loud, fat neighbor sex.)
((No, i wasn't penetrated, I just had to hear it))

/grumpy
//pissed
///:( unhappy slashies
 
2007-08-15 04:13:24 AM
arollo: 3 AM? I'm guessing alchohol was involved.

Yeah, God was wasted when the guy found him.
 
2007-08-15 04:14:09 AM
Shouldn't he get off Scott free? Isn't it kind of hypocritical of the church to press charges when it clearly states in the Bible to turn the other check and forgiveness?
 
2007-08-15 04:17:43 AM
falkensmaze: Dude, next time drive your truck into the side of a prison. I'm sure you'll find God there.

Bravo. You said so very much in so few words. I don't wear hats, but if I did it would be off to you.
 
2007-08-15 04:21:00 AM
Cerebral Ballsy: some of you became atheist because you were angry at God?? How can you be angry at something you don't believe to exist?

I think the process (for some) is:
1. Get angry at God.
2. Question God's existence.
3. Think for self.
4. Profit!
 
2007-08-15 04:26:02 AM
A church. You just told us.

Try and keep up a little more.
 
2007-08-15 04:34:58 AM
Wtf is with the "guess where" cliche? The farking tag says Florida. Only good thing that comes out of these stupid, over used, tag lines is that I have a lot more appreciation for the subbies who take the time to craft an original and clever headline.
 
2007-08-15 04:41:11 AM
If you drive into any building in St. John's County, you've got about a 75% chance of it being a church. That, or a mobile home.
 
2007-08-15 04:44:22 AM
I hope this idiot burns in hell for this sacrilege. Surely God's mercy has its limits.
 
2007-08-15 05:34:07 AM
mypalmike: Cerebral Ballsy: some of you became atheist because you were angry at God?? How can you be angry at something you don't believe to exist?

I think the process (for some) is:
1. Get angry at God.
2. Question God's existence.
3. Think for self.
4. Profit!


Well I guess that just didn't happen for me. For me it was more like:

1. I've never heard God or seen God.
2. What about all those other religions?
3. You expect me to believe what?
4. Upon questioning, my friends admitting making up that they'd "talked with God" or "God told them this/that".
5. Did some research into the history of religion, the origin of the virgin birth story, etc etc
6. Now I look at it just like Roman mythology.
 
2007-08-15 05:42:41 AM
There were entirely too many saints mentioned in that article.
St. Augustine
St. John
St. Anastasia

Mini-trifecta.
 
2007-08-15 05:54:16 AM
I wonder if he'll end up in Pound Me In The Apse prison.
 
2007-08-15 06:43:59 AM
Cerebral Ballsy: some of you became atheist because you were angry at God?? How can you be angry at something you don't believe to exist?

I think your confusing Atheists with people that don't believe in organized religion. Just my take of it. Or like mypalmike said that in the process of hating God you dismiss him as non-existant.

/Church of the road
//tithe doesn't go towards the preacher's porche
 
2007-08-15 06:54:15 AM
Sooo...
If you're happy with god you give money to the church, but if you're upset with him you're not allowed to trash the place?

What sort of suck is that?

Oh, and Cerebral Ballsy, some of us just swalloed the god stuff for a few years when we were kids and didn't even think about what they were asking us to believe. I'd have been, nominally, a christian for the first 11 or so years of my life, until one of my friends asked if I actually believed that crap, which made me think about it.

Different routes to enlightenment I guess.
/can't say I really believed
//just assumed it was true 'cos that's what everyone I looked up to was saying
///wasn't really even aware it was an issue of "faith" back then
 
2007-08-15 06:58:40 AM
I bet it was Glen Benton

www.kindamuzik.net
 
2007-08-15 07:18:48 AM
let me see... it was Boston! what do i win? Florida, you say? no shiat, sherlock. duh, it has the floriduh tag. and you think we are the morans?

oh yeah subby, a guy from floriduh is calling you out for being a moran. how does that make you feel?
 
2007-08-15 07:39:00 AM
Voxton: So, is it any crazier to drive your truck into the Invisible-Boogeyman-In-The-Sky's house because you're angry with him, than praising him because of some random, but fortunate accident that befell you?

newsletter. subscription. etc
 
2007-08-15 08:05:15 AM
Coulda done us all a favor and rammed a Jehovah's Witness hall, but nooooooo.
 
2007-08-15 08:22:21 AM
Good thing God doesn't live there anymore.
 
2007-08-15 09:10:17 AM
shadesofblack:Most of us just stop believing at that point, dude.

Then again, I guess most of us aren't from Florida.


Yeah, cause the guy in Missouri just shot three people.

/sick of the Florida tag
//only thing wrong with Florida is the "ferriners" that haven't left yet.
//and the insurance companies
 
2007-08-15 09:13:02 AM
Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: Yeah, cause the guy in Missouri just shot three people.

But was he angry at God?
 
2007-08-15 09:18:47 AM
shadesofblack: Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: Yeah, cause the guy in Missouri just shot three people.

But was he angry at God?


What!? God probably TOLD him to do it.
 
2007-08-15 09:26:43 AM
shadesofblack: Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling: Yeah, cause the guy in Missouri just shot three people.
But was he angry at God?


Doesn't matter. Goog "church shooting" sometime. Churches are a pretty frequent target of anger for whatever reason. The vast majority of these incidents aren't in Florida...but hey...they wouldn't fit the tag, would they?

Every place has its craziness...
 
2007-08-15 09:29:02 AM
What this guy did was perfectly rational. If begging the Christian god for favors works, then he can probably be intimidated as well.
 
2007-08-15 09:50:50 AM
citizen905: What this guy did was perfectly rational. If begging the Christian god for favors works, then he can probably be intimidated as well.

I don't know. The Christian god kind of invented intimidation.

"Don't eat from that tree or you'll DIE!"
*eats from tree*
*doesn't die*
 
2007-08-15 09:56:38 AM
I'm very mad at this guy, but I will use my super powers of forgiveness. WE SHALL OVERCOOOOOOME. WE SHALL OVERCOOOOOOME.

Seriously, why the hate man?
 
2007-08-15 10:14:39 AM
yotta: Mini-trifecta.

That word has been retired.
 
2007-08-15 10:25:19 AM
Probably a Farker who took a flame war too far.
 
2007-08-15 10:25:25 AM
The Christian god kind of invented intimidation.

"Don't eat from that tree or you'll DIE!"
*eats from tree*
*doesn't die*


To be fair, Adam and Eve DID die. They just didn't die at the moment they ate the apple.
 
2007-08-15 10:35:25 AM
The church would not comment on the crash.

I know they expect miracles to happen left and right, but a talking church? C'mon. NOW they're getting ridiculous. (because before they were perfectly sane.)
 
2007-08-15 10:36:01 AM
Someone oughta tell this guy that God's not been in church for almost two millenniums now
 
2007-08-15 10:41:33 AM
Another wise, but perhaps slightly mysterious, act by God secret plan in all its mercifull wisdom. In relation to ongoing discussion regarding the lords postulated "perverted logic", God has asked my to read the following final comment from God on this unfortunate disrespectfull "logic" topic.:

"Are you biaches questioning "ma authority??". Somebody is going to hell for this you motherfecking pedo lemmings. That nasty ass retard church looked like Ray Charles decorated it, was fecking horrible + they kept "forgetting" their protecti membership fee payments.. That is just disrespectfull and Nobody tries to screw with me, ask the Egyptians motherfeckers, they know what happens when you try to screw me over, ASK THEM !!!. Dont force me to make an example out of you!! Aiight, biaches??? Next one to question me in any way, is "promoted" to the remote women only retirement convent in Albania, theres not single even an fat ugly underage boy for 500 miles in any direction, not even a fecking sheep you can molest, ok?. Just old ugly boring nuns smelling of urine and cheap insence, OK ?. Thats it, peace out you dumbass pricks. Get back to work, I got bills to pay motherfeckers!"

Signed
GOD
 
2007-08-15 10:43:08 AM
Not to change the subject, but did anyone look at the link "More Strange Stories, Images"?

Preview: Rats the size of cats, 1,051 pound - 9'4" long hog (mmmm bacon), and a new statue of Paris Hilton - inspriation "seamingly dead undergoing an autopsy"
 
Ant
2007-08-15 10:43:56 AM
Stop adding "guess which state" to the headlines when you've picked the Florida tag. It makes no sense. We don't need to guess.
 
2007-08-15 10:46:01 AM
1. Get angry at God.
2. Whoa, there's a religion that postulates a creator God exists, but that he botched the universe and it's a very temporary trick of the light?
3. Gnostic!
 
2007-08-15 11:43:47 AM
God is a jealous god.

/obscure
//Florida-related
 
2007-08-15 12:59:15 PM
Doesn't anybody write letters any more?
 
2007-08-15 01:44:35 PM
mandy1063: 1,051 pound - 9'4" long hog...

I got one of those.

//Not a pig.
///Too obvious...
////Slaps own hand.
 
2007-08-15 01:45:54 PM
Guess where.

In the rectory.

/here all week
 
2007-08-15 06:56:08 PM
Sounds like my kind of customer!
 
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