And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR TROUSERS!

For the love of CHRIST, this guy needs to be beaten severely.

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all the trousers that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you...STAND, men of the west!

“Always do your best. What you pant now, you will harvest later.”

shanrick: "Ask not what your pants can do for you. Ask what you can do for your pants."

I can picture either Mayor Quimby or Homer Simpson saying that line and sending me to tears.

Those pants made the room, Dude...

Once you sell to a black, they can never come back.

A former judge knows the system is is corrupt...
and he's trying to get rich off the corruption...

/too lazy to post the obvious tag

I bet he adds the fact he didn't get re-hired as a factor to the suit...

But he'll be left with a sport coat and boxers.

Will SOMEBODY involved in this case PLEASE file a Rule 11 motion on this guy already?

He's giving lawyers a bad name. How much of a douchebag do you have to be before you can manage THAT?

Dear Judge Pearson:

You, sir, are a colossal waste of humanity. For the love of God, go stand in front of a bus and put yourself out of our misery.

Thanks:

The Rest Of The World

ps Attention Whore

they were his Action Lawyerin Pants

hahaha how come there are so many random quotes from this thread about pants...

he misread the sign 'satisfaction guaranteed'...after all who's satisfaction are they guaranteeing?

/if you want me to take a shiat in a box and mark it guaranteed, I'll do it.
//I've got time

\\RIP Funny man

This guy now takes the word OBSESSION to an all new level....

Tonight we dress in HELL!

"shrugging off legal setbacks and international ridicule..."

When someone uses a sentence like that to describe you, that's when you know you've taken a severely wrong step somewhere.

SPARTANS! Tonight, Our trousers dine in HELL!

I love the smell of pants in the morning. It smells like victory.

/meh

jjorsett: Tonight we dress in HELL!

Durn ya!

"They may take away our lives, but they'll never TAKE AWAY OUR PANTS!!!"

schmack: "shrugging off legal setbacks and international ridicule..."

When someone uses a sentence like that to describe you, that's when you know you've taken a severely wrong step somewhere.

And this guy didn't even start any wars...

From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that stands in court with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in Washington now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their trousers cheap whiles any speaks
That filed with us, our appeal for pants!

Why does it not surprise me that the pants in question are triple pleated?

Worldwide Pants

The pants have been lost. Round up the usual suspects.

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the pants!
Jessep: You can't handle the pants! Son, we live in a world that has pants. And those walls have to be guarded by men with pants. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse Dockers. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the pants. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in those pants. You need me in those pants.
We use words like cuffs, waist, inseam...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very pants I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pair of pants and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Someone please prescribe several vials of Ativan to this bloke. Whatever point he's trying to make (and I'm sure he thinks he has one) ... ah fark it, he's not worth the effort of eloquence.

/may he be scrod
//either the fish or the pluperfect subjuntive

"...a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of pants."

This guy is a judge, right? So he's also a lawyer, yes? Why the hell has he not been disbarred?!


/I suppose he'd just fine another scum, er, lawyer to take his case.

One more word. I can't speak for your chances, but... you have my pants.

/wheeeeeee

I grow old...I grow old
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

just pay the man and move on.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the pants.

/last one

Standing ovation neurocrat.Bravo

a horse! a horse! my pants for a horse!

poxic Quote 2007-08-14 08:54:02 PM
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/may he be scrod
//either the fish or the pluperfect subjuntive


Didnt think anyone would remember that classic joke....

There's no hate like Judge NoPants hate.

riffrafff: This guy is a judge, right? So he's also a lawyer, yes? Why the hell has he not been disbarred?!

The torts lawyers group is lobbying for his disbarment. That's how bad this is.