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34437 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2007 at 10:19 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-08-14 11:25:00 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:25:12 AM  
daychilde: Well, I didn't actually join Fark until early 2009, but in 2011, when I was made an admin, I decided to go back to the historic 3,000,000th thread and stick this post in here. So, all you folks who didn't gain edit powers, suck it!

Man, can you believe we hit 10,000,000 threads already? I bet we'll hit 11,000,000 before 2012 rolls around...

Time travel? I knew the was something special about Ultr...+++CARRIER LOST+++
2007-08-14 11:25:16 AM  
3,000,000 is the amount of people who died while trying to make the essential move from Mars to Earth. And now we really seem to care about a thread? Three Million years from now there will be votey on how little respect was paid to the struggling people of our time. Three million cats couldn't fit into our collective ego. Three million civilizations in our Galaxy laugh at a thread that could reach the Moon. Carry on, my wayward sons. There'll be feces when you are done.
2007-08-14 11:25:42 AM  
And there was much rejoicing
2007-08-14 11:26:00 AM  
will SOMEONE PLEASE turn this into a religious debate already?!!
2007-08-14 11:26:07 AM  
last pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost
2007-08-14 11:26:14 AM  
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Hatepuppy approves!

/corngratulations, everybody!
2007-08-14 11:26:32 AM  
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.. approve
2007-08-14 11:26:44 AM  
3 million, yeah, yeah, now STFU and GBTW!!
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2007-08-14 11:26:53 AM  
2007-08-14 11:27:00 AM  

Three million threads and I can't even get ONE greenlight...
2007-08-14 11:27:12 AM  
I remember 2,000,000 like it was yesterday.

/thats when Pooter told me to get a life for waiting for the 2,000,000th :P
2007-08-14 11:27:25 AM  
Guess I have to drink a Heineken at the game tonight. Man, I hate Heineken.
2007-08-14 11:27:27 AM  
3,000,000 threads and none of you have matured in the least!
2007-08-14 11:27:34 AM  
I'm here.........
2007-08-14 11:27:41 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:27:56 AM  
I say: Free TotalFark subscriptions for EVERYONE!!!
2007-08-14 11:28:04 AM  
drkdstryer: Holy shiat. I actually DID get the time warp post.

Congratulations. You're the first to get mangled by the Fark filter on the 3,000,000'th thread!
2007-08-14 11:28:18 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:28:36 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:28:40 AM  
Eh, tell me when you get to 10,000,000. That's a nice round number...

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2007-08-14 11:29:31 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:29:38 AM  

*Waves at everyone, toasts you all with mug of tea.

2007-08-14 11:29:40 AM  
Hai Guise!
2007-08-14 11:29:49 AM  
lets go for 3000000 posts in this thread
2007-08-14 11:29:51 AM  
scwewywabbit: I say: Free TotalFark subscriptions for EVERYONE!!!

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2007-08-14 11:30:01 AM  
just because:

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2007-08-14 11:30:31 AM  
Congrats to Fark!!!

Here's to 3 million more!
2007-08-14 11:30:35 AM  
Congrats! I'd pass you a cold one, but, you know, I'm running a bit low.
2007-08-14 11:30:45 AM  
Hooray 3,000,000!
2007-08-14 11:30:46 AM  
Dread Pirate Slasher: Queensowntalia: OK, good. Now the raging morons can stfu already and go back to jerking off to transformer porn in the bathroom.

I happen to be a raging transformer who jerks off to moran porn so HA!

Congrats, Drew!

Are you getting a kick out of these replies???
2007-08-14 11:30:47 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:30:51 AM  
fallen1: 3,000,000 threads and none of you have matured in the least!

Thank Zarquon for that!
2007-08-14 11:31:07 AM  
Posting in an epic thread, boobies, weeners, attractive and successful African-American, so on and so forth.
2007-08-14 11:31:12 AM  
Congratulations, Fark! Thanks Drew & crew!
2007-08-14 11:31:14 AM  
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Some idiot posted a comment on my blog last week:
I clicked on your FARK link and that site used up just about all of my virtual memory trying to load all those photos. I wonder whose bright idea it was to post hundreds of large photos all on ONE page.
I said:
Um, well, it is a photography contest. I think the answer to your question though may be "Drew Curtis."
And the reply was:
I think somebody might want to suggest to Drew that he post those entries over several pages instead of hundreds of large photos onto just ONE page that forces almost all of one's virtual memory to be used.

In fact, I looked at several photos and never did come to yours before my virtual memory was used up, and the page bar had only moved down about an inch from the top. That is considered page overload, imo.

He should post no more than 5-10 per page.

So I think I'm going to send her this link and make her tubes asplode.
2007-08-14 11:31:21 AM  
2007-08-14 11:31:23 AM  
kennedy311: My only purpose in this thread is to drive up the image count so that it locks up everyone's browsers in the future...

Smells like *WIN*!
2007-08-14 11:31:23 AM  
And only 50,000 post after it jumped the shark!

/kidding, Farker 4 life
2007-08-14 11:31:25 AM  
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/floating up to congratulate Fark on a job well done
//some of us got over it
2007-08-14 11:31:35 AM  
Yeah, 3 X 10^6
2007-08-14 11:31:48 AM  
We're in contention with iTunes!
Oh wait, they've got 3 billion downloads so far...crap!

/Congrats, Drew!
//mmm...immorta/ s/ashies
2007-08-14 11:31:49 AM  
Right on, Fark. That's a truly shocking amount of lost productivity.
2007-08-14 11:31:53 AM  
I would also like to say that god is a myth and all religion is a crutch for the weak.

\feel that? that's how the truth feels.
2007-08-14 11:31:53 AM  
there goes my bandwidth for this month
2007-08-14 11:31:59 AM  
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2007-08-14 11:32:07 AM  
This is the lastest post...there will be no others.

/I miss you guys...
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