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34437 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2007 at 10:19 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-08-14 10:31:32 AM  
Just adding myself to the milestone.
2007-08-14 10:31:34 AM  
Coincidentally, I have slept with 3,000,000 women.
2007-08-14 10:31:36 AM  
just to say I was here....
2007-08-14 10:31:45 AM  
drkdstryer is now floating through the future, gazing with wonder upon the world of Fark after this milestone. What will he see, I wonder? Which hot (female) schoolteachers have slept with their (reasonably old) students? Whose tragic-looking mugshot has wormed its way to the Smoking Gun? And what of the cat ladies, the ubiquitous cat ladies? Only the wandering drkdstryer knows. Godspeed, drkdstryer, and rest assured that when we in the past manage to catch up to you this late evening, we will have finally managed to see everything you have already seen.
2007-08-14 10:31:50 AM  
Fark FTW! Congrats. Thanks for all the laughs everyone.
2007-08-14 10:32:03 AM  
I had to post in here just to say I did.
2007-08-14 10:32:05 AM  
OMG this is SO EXCITING I'm going to phone everyone I know and tell them that FARK reached 3000000 threads WOW
2007-08-14 10:32:05 AM  

2007-08-14 10:32:11 AM  
The zeroes... they are horrible!
2007-08-14 10:32:15 AM  
We are building a thread of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our comments in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude

/Can I just say that this is the 2nd time I've posted in the 3,000,000th thread?
2007-08-14 10:32:23 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:32:23 AM  
Congrats FARK!
2007-08-14 10:32:26 AM  

There are plenty of other threads for you to take care of your need for pseudo-intellectual bullshiat

dont want to participate in random madness? piss off & circle jerk your fellow genteel numbnuts
2007-08-14 10:32:28 AM  
According to White House scientists, Fark has never and will never have 3,000,000 threads. In fact, the number of threads on Fark has been steadily decreasing, and is rapidly approaching zero.

/these are not the statistics you are looking for
2007-08-14 10:32:36 AM  
I've had 1 greenlight...

That means I have contributed...


Carry the 1...

move the decimal point...

divide by Pi...

square root of -1...

0.00003% of the threads! Go me!
2007-08-14 10:32:41 AM  
Muymanwell, thank you kind sir.
2007-08-14 10:32:41 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:32:45 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:32:47 AM  
Way to go, everybody! 3,000,000 is a pretty big number.
2007-08-14 10:32:47 AM  
Yay Fark!
2007-08-14 10:32:48 AM  
Meh. This website jumped the shark after 2,500,000.
2007-08-14 10:32:52 AM  
3,000,000 and I still haven't gotten over it.
2007-08-14 10:33:20 AM  
Hitler approves of this thread.

Can't believe I am the first to use the word Hitler in this thread... :D
Now start posting some classic fark memes
2007-08-14 10:33:30 AM  
The 2,999,999th thread was better.....[Insert The Fonz jumping the shark here]
2007-08-14 10:33:32 AM  
Just Awesome... not as awesome as this, but still pretty awesome.

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2007-08-14 10:33:35 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:33:40 AM  
I'm too drunk to know what all the side-hoopla is about, but congrats to Drew and everybody for reaching another cyber-milestone.
2007-08-14 10:33:42 AM  
3000000 minutes of my life wasted on Fark.
2007-08-14 10:33:44 AM  
I love this thread.
2007-08-14 10:33:46 AM  
2007-08-14 10:33:53 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:33:55 AM  
Too bad it's been totally farkin ruined.
2007-08-14 10:34:04 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:34:06 AM  
3,000,000 is a whole lot of not news.

Congrats Fark!
2007-08-14 10:34:07 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:34:10 AM  
Magorn: I think the 3 Million needs an asterisk. Compiling that many html links was MUCH harder in the pre internet days


/Congrats Fark
//On uh.....ummm posting stupid shiat
2007-08-14 10:34:18 AM  
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what a great milestone.
2007-08-14 10:34:19 AM  
Everybody already said what is needed to be said.

More pics plz. Can never have enough of those.
2007-08-14 10:34:23 AM  
Whats a thread?

I / Slashies
2007-08-14 10:34:23 AM  
cjoshuav: According to White House scientists, Fark has never and will never have 3,000,000 threads. In fact, the number of threads on Fark has been steadily decreasing, and is rapidly approaching zero.

/these are not the statistics you are looking for

Gets closer and closer to zero but will never actually hit zero....what's that called again?
2007-08-14 10:34:30 AM  
Eat More Possum: Thank you very much Drew and staff

Seconded. You guys rock big time (and give me something to do while at work, thanks mates!).
2007-08-14 10:34:32 AM  
That's a lotta Farking!!!

Can we get 3,000,000 posts in one thread?
2007-08-14 10:34:32 AM  
Pimple was here.
2007-08-14 10:34:38 AM  
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I say we retire Nutty McSquirrel in favor of this little fella.


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2007-08-14 10:34:40 AM  
Wow... it only took a little over a year to do a million threads
2007-08-14 10:34:40 AM  
Scuze me while I whip 'dis out

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2007-08-14 10:34:44 AM  
muymanwell: do we have official badges for this yet?

Yes... See my 2007-08-14 10:29:02 AM Post.
2007-08-14 10:34:48 AM  
Dr.Knockboots: You know what I'd do with 3 million dollars?

2 chicks at the same time?
2007-08-14 10:34:50 AM  
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2007-08-14 10:34:50 AM  
drkdstryer: Boobies in the 3000000 era!

you did that just to get last post... didn't you?
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