Heamer: SMH, it never ceases to amaze me how many people just don't get you sometimes. It's not that hard.

Haha, that was fun. I got a lot of fan mail over that one. Eh, if everyone knew where I was coming from or found me amusing I would have no one to make fun of.

I just watched Raising Arizona for the umpteenth time. Man, what a great movie. Randall Cobb is a crazy mofo, but I think they should've dubbed his voice with something scarier.

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You know when I stopped thinking that Tom Cruise was human? His acceptance speech at the Oscar's after 9/11.

It was just entirely too obnoxious talking about how Hollywood uplifts us and takes us out of ourselves like as the towers were burning someone was like, "Hey, I have my Bad Boys II tape here. Let's watch it while we wait for rescue."

WE HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY AND ARE UNECCESARY BUT THAT'S COOL BECAUSE WE "ENOBLE" AND "UPLIFT" PEOPLE WITH FILMS LIKE BOAT TRIP AND IN A 9/11 WORLD WE NEED REASONS TO THINK OF OURSELVES AS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE.

The truth is that the terrorists made a tactical error by thinking that collapsing symbols of capitalism and the military would cripple us. America would still be reeling if they would have crashed those planes into the Oscars. You would not be able to walk for all the documentaries, movies, TV specials and everything else if they had wiped out a room full of Hollywood trash.

As an added bonus, the subsequent concerts raising money for the families of people who were worth millions of dollars would have been hilarious.

The ad campaign for Resident Evil was just ridiculous.

Yeah, gotta go stop the zombies or whatever from invading. Let me put on my thigh highs and garter belt real quick before strapping on my weapons.

I love watching re-runs of old "America's Funniest Home Videos" episodes. It's like with every single segment, another dying petal on the withering flower that is Bob Saget's soul flutters gently to the floor, whereupon Vin di Bona squats over the pile of dead foliage and leaves behind a big, steamy turd.

Of course, it's great fuel for all of his recent stand-up.

I was down on the waterfront on Saturday and the Gazela, a tall ship, was in port. If I was a black nationalist comedian, I'd be all like, "Hell no, fark sailboats. every time your people get near my people with one of those damn things my people wind up on another continent. Sure, having sex with your wives is sort of a bonus but not in exchange for 14 hour a day, seven-day workweek just leave me the hell where I am."

I can't believe that Jason is back in Lauren's life. Consider my mind boggled.

*tumbleweed blows past*

bad_otis: I was told by a VERY reliable source that there would be naked pictures of Jim J Bullock in this thread...

Hey, welcome back!

bad_otis: I hear this is where the cool folk hang...and since you've always been one of my favorite Farkers, it only made sense to stop by.

I don't know that I have ever really been considered the "cool folk" but hey, the more the merrier.

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This is officially the "Craig's List hilarious casual encounters super repository fun time"

On June 22, 1969, Garland was found dead by her last husband, Mickey Deans, in the bathroom of her rented Chelsea, London house. Coroner Gavin Thursdon stated that the cause of death was accidental overdose of barbiturates; her blood contained the equivalent of ten 1.5-grain Seconal capsules. Garland had turned 47 just over a week prior to her death.

At Garland's funeral, The Wizard of Oz co-star Ray Bolger commented, "She just plain wore out." Garland is interred in Ferncliff Cemetery, in Hartsdale, New York.

RAY farkING BOLGER!

I want to see this NSFW movie.

Heamer: I want to see this NSFW movie.

I don't have to see the movie, Dottie, I lived it.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't have to see the movie, Dottie, I lived it.

The bottom left-hand picture looks like Tobey Maguire impersonating Dustin Diamond on Saturday Night Live. And that's hilarious.

I loved him in that PBR-themed movie he was in with Scott Baio.

Hell yeah! Back in the day that movie and Dot and the Kangaroo was all HBO had.

HEY DID YOU NOTICE THE POP CULTURE REFERENCE I JUST MADE? DID YOU? I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. DON'T TAZE ME BRO! GET IT? I HAVE A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS THE SAME THING SO PEOPLE KNOW I DON'T WANT TO GET TAZED.

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