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(King5)   10 sheriff's deputies are stranded overnight in the wildness after they get lost and disoriented while seizing a large pot growing operation. Hmmm...nothing suspicious about that   (king5.com) divider line 66
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2007-08-12 07:02:35 PM
gallery.ksilebo.com
 
2007-08-12 07:11:27 PM
Oh man, the description of them in the article is fantastic:

Three of the deputies were apparently so dehydrated and exhausted they could not move on their own.
 
2007-08-12 07:29:13 PM
I'm amazed that lightning didn't start a wildfire there.
 
2007-08-12 08:05:23 PM
I once hid my weed in the woods and totally lost it. I looked for days. So I can kinda sympathize with these pigs. Never found it either.
 
2007-08-12 08:38:09 PM
Hahaha! Oh wait, prohibition. BOO!

What a total waste of money. Those deputies could be busy guarding shopping malls from skateboarders and international terriwrists.

/i thought there was only one deputy? what gives?
 
2007-08-12 08:38:50 PM
Hey, guess what:
High winds prevented an airlift by a Seattle-based helicopter.
 
2007-08-12 08:39:01 PM
wildness...

Heh heh.

...wildness!
 
2007-08-12 08:40:02 PM
homepage.mac.com
 
2007-08-12 08:40:47 PM
aycu24.webshots.com">
 
2007-08-12 08:41:19 PM
the team became disoriented on Saturday as daylight started to run out.

Beginning around 4:20...
 
2007-08-12 08:44:12 PM
Goodness, I hope they didn't forget their Scoobysnax!
 
2007-08-12 08:45:04 PM
dicea: Goodness, I hope they didn't forget their Scoobysnax!

...and their blunt wraps.
 
2007-08-12 08:47:33 PM
If only there was some sort of portable device for tracking their movements from Point A to Point B...

/got nuthin'
//people that stupid sure as fark don't need to be in law enforcement
 
2007-08-12 08:47:39 PM
SuperCatBarf beat me to it.

Imagined conversation: Dude! The press is here! Remember you're disoriented from dehydration. Got that?
 
2007-08-12 08:49:25 PM
It's high time these sort of shenanigans are investigated.

/Be kind to others
 
2007-08-12 08:49:37 PM
oskool.com
 
2007-08-12 08:55:59 PM
Skamania

Hahahahahahahahaha, great county name.

"...injured members who were higher than the national debt."

Fixed that for them.
 
2007-08-12 08:58:45 PM
Search and Rescue Crews: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you began the search.

Head Officer: Well, something must have happened to them.
 
2007-08-12 08:59:47 PM
Your tax dollars at work.

Keep in mind, had the responsible party strolled by during this, they would have been thrown in jail for a decade.

/land of the free
 
2007-08-12 08:59:54 PM
www.givememyremote.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2007-08-12 09:02:41 PM
smitty: 10 sheriff's deputies are stranded overnight in the wildness

I got stranded in the wildness once...
 
2007-08-12 09:02:42 PM
DOn't forget the cheetos
 
2007-08-12 09:03:08 PM
Team Ramrod!
 
2007-08-12 09:03:23 PM
First the government helped the oil companies to raise prices by starting a war, and now they are helping Mexican pot-growing drug cartels by spending taxpayer dollars making a pot scarcity and a concomitant price hike.

What the hell is wrong with the government, and when will they start helping car-driving, pot-smoking American citizens?

/When?
 
2007-08-12 09:05:31 PM
hey, merge this thread with the waffle house thread a few below and everyone gets along just fine
 
2007-08-12 09:09:52 PM
Attention all officers:

Due to increased interest, participation in marijuana burnings will now be chosen by lottery. Water should be provided, but team members are responsible for bringing their own munchies. Team members are reminded that the smoke is "toxic" and they should stay upwind of said fumes *cough cough*. In case of media presence, all officers are to refer to page 42 of the handbook, section entitled: Jingoistic slogans and hyperbole.

Any office appearing to enjoy the detail will be assigned to the part of the department that actually deals with REAL crime.

That is all.
 
2007-08-12 09:16:16 PM
//people that stupid sure as fark don't need to be are usually in law enforcement

FTFY
 
2007-08-12 09:17:49 PM
logmusic: n case of media presence, all officers are to refer to page 42 of the handbook, section entitled: Jingoistic slogans and hyperbole.

Once again, the answer to life, the universe, and everything shows up.

submitter: 10 sheriff's deputies are stranded overnight in the wildness after they get lost and disoriented while seizing a large pot growing operation. Hmmm...nothing suspicious about that

I always knew that' what they really did with the pot.

Now the second paragraph of the article: High winds prevented an airlift by a Seattle-based helicopter.

Now for the seventh "paragraph" of the article:

High winds prevented an airlift by a Seattle-based helicopter.

Judging from those paragraphs from the Department of Redundancy Department, the reporter probably asked for some of the pot to tell the "official" story, and not the real one, and was still high when writing the article.
 
2007-08-12 09:21:28 PM
As a memeber of a fire dept, bake in the early 90's I was in on a large pot burn about a 1/2 acre . and when lit it off all the cops stood in the smoke. So i stood there with them to make sure they where safe.
 
2007-08-12 09:22:53 PM
walnuts55: As a memeber of a fire dept, bake in the early 90's I was in on a large pot burn about a 1/2 acre . and when lit it off all the cops stood in the smoke. So i stood there with them to make sure they where safe.

Probably the same cops that'll bust your ass for possession.
 
2007-08-12 09:25:16 PM
The same ones I would buy from
 
2007-08-12 09:27:44 PM
walnuts55: As a memeber of a fire dept, bake in the early 90's I was in on a large pot burn about a 1/2 acre . and when lit it off all the cops stood in the smoke. So i stood there with them to make sure they where safe.


err, little slip there? ;)
 
2007-08-12 09:32:14 PM
47 is the new 42: logmusic

Duuude..I didn't know you were so religious!

/leave an offering at the door on your way out.
 
2007-08-12 09:34:49 PM
"We've got to get out of here! We've got to get...loose... Stay loose...you know? Stay cool. And let the coolness...get into our vertebrae..."
 
2007-08-12 09:36:49 PM
Well how the fark did the gowers get in there? I know some growers and they can get pretty intense with their setup and secuity, but I dont think that any of them would grow in a place that takes an intense, exhausting hike to get to. They smoked it, farking hypcritical bastards.
 
2007-08-12 09:40:10 PM
Goody, I'm not too late for the cop-hater thread!
 
2007-08-12 09:40:25 PM
Arrrrgh, the county next door. The good news is, they could do this all year long and not put a dent in the local supply.
 
2007-08-12 09:40:42 PM
High winds prevented an airlift by a Seattle-based helicopter.

Hmmm... lemme guess: an emergency airlift of beer, Doritos, and Funyuns?
 
2007-08-12 09:42:08 PM
ravengrim: Well how the fark did the gowers get in there? I know some growers and they can get pretty intense with their setup and secuity, but I dont think that any of them would grow in a place that takes an intense, exhausting hike to get to. They smoked it, farking hypcritical bastards.

Don't tell me you're actually surprised.
 
Ral
2007-08-12 10:08:52 PM
Anybody messing around in the wilderness, especially rugged terrain, should come prepared to survive there for at least 3 days in the event of unexpected problems. That should go double for government agencies. Idiots.
 
2007-08-12 10:17:17 PM
Combat Medici: "We've got to get out of here! We've got to get...loose... Stay loose...you know? Stay cool. And let the coolness...get into our vertebrae..."

You care if it falls?

"What?"

The Roman Empire...
 
2007-08-12 10:17:30 PM
How come they couldn't be airlifted out of there by a Seattle-based helicopter?
 
2007-08-12 10:20:27 PM
Made me think of Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I. The Roman Soldiers chasing Brooks, Hines, etc.
Hines lights the mighty joint.

Roman leader following in their smoke says something like - You men search over there, you search over there, I'll just walk around here in circles.
 
2007-08-12 10:22:06 PM
How come the religious nuts don't get all antsy in the pantsy when some government officials wants to burn God's creation? If you so much as run your truck into a tree containing some tasty owl, they wanna lynch you.
 
2007-08-12 10:24:50 PM
Too bad they didn't die.
 
2007-08-12 10:28:52 PM
Ravens357:

It's high time these sort of shenanigans are investigated.

I will personally pistol whip the next person who says 'shenanigans'


/on an unrelated note, dudemanbro is a dick
 
2007-08-12 10:36:20 PM
If one of the cops had died, and they caught the pot grower(s), would they (pot growers) be convicted of murder?

Drug war FTW
 
2007-08-12 10:39:43 PM
fernandez: Ravens357:

It's high time these sort of shenanigans are investigated.

I will personally pistol whip the next person who says 'shenanigans'


I call shenanigans...

Unrelated, my first boss at college was the head of Campus Public Safety, an ex city cop. Had a great picture of a stake-bed hay truck with pot hanging out all around it almost to the ground, and officers hanging off of every step/bar/bumper they could. He said 'Everybody wanted to go to the burning'.
 
2007-08-12 10:44:05 PM
the shiathead cops were high.
 
2007-08-12 10:44:07 PM
I wish I was stranded in a pot field. :( South Okanagan B FARKING C and I cant find any ganja... been this way for weeks. THANKS RCMP! ASSHOLES!

BTW. if any of you live in the s. okanagan and can hook a fellow up with a bag.. drop a message!
 
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